BRB'U Fight Club! Round 4

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Welcome back to the BRB'U Fight Club, designed to determine just who can claim the title of Ultimate Badass. Round 3 wasn't as close as I thought, with The Kool-Aid Man trumping The Pyro by a good ten votes. This week may be another toss up though, so lets find out:

And now for Round 4! The matchup:

Fyre vs. Oprah

Fyre
(From BRB'U!)
Couldn't find a picture of Fyre so here's an artists representation:


Why he's a badass
You could probably guess this by his avatar, but Fyre knows him some classic movies, and knows em well. If you've ever faced him in IRC Trivia, you'll know what I mean. Whether it's Groucho, Hepburn or Bogart, Fyre has the answer in a matter of seconds. He also organized both the fight club itself (a mantle I picked up) and the fabulous BRB'U favorite movies polls. While his infamous smoking and hobo polls weren't a highpoint, he bounced back and took the criticism like a man, learning from his mistake and not repeating it. Like a badass should.

Why he's not a badass
His movie trivia aside, I'm not quite sure how Fyre would fair in a fight. If the artistic interpretation is correct: his leaf shield is easy to jump over, and metalblades decimate him.

Oprah
(From TV)


Why she's a badass
First off, Oprah's really rich. Like Scrooge McDuck rich. You may think giving a free car to everyone in the audience is a stunning display of foolish selflessness, but just consider the fact that Oprah probably found the money to pay for that underneath her sofa cushion. She's not just loaded though, Oprah can ruin or make you, telling her house army of viewers to buy or boycott, while they complacently obey their overlord. She's like Moot, except with housewives instead of /b/ (it's a tough call of who would win of the two, but it would probably be like a US/Sovier nuclear war, resulting in the mutual destruction of both parties. If Oprah ever organizes her disciples into some organized assault, were all frankly fucked. Making her a badass.

Why she's not a badass
That'll never happen though, because Oprah is quite frankly the most gullible and naive person ever to grace TV. Whether it's Rainbow Parties, A Million Little Pieces or over 9000 penises all raping children, Oprah will buy any lie hook, line and sinker, loudly proclaiming to the eagerly listening matches the danger that completly absurd stories pose to our society. She's a sweet person, who no doubt has her heart in the right place, but she's basically your chain letter forwarding Gradma, except on national TV. Not quite the sinister demagogue she has the potential to be

Who's your choice? Cast your votes and check back tomorrow for round 5, in the mean time, if you'd like to help in any way in the form of pictures or writing up these summaries for some of the charecters, I could really use a hand. The full list is:

Barack Obama
Peter Francisco
Hard Gay
Makunouchi Ippo
Takamura
Don Fransisco
Donald Duck
Mr Grey
Chooly
Simon
Liquid Snake
Edward Norton
Leonard Nimoy
Audie Murphy
Oscar Wilde
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Sho Minamimoto
Frog/Glenn
Jack Churchill
Chuck Yeager
Jim West
Thich Quang Duc

With me really needing help with Makunouchi Ippo, Takamura, Hard Gay since I don't really know them Any contributions would be greatly appreciated though!

Enjoy!

[Mission Difficult]

Oprah is a piece of shit.

[Vongore]

Lol i should have put myself on that list. Can someone ninja-add me as a birthday present :>?

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Lol i should have put myself on that list. Can someone ninja-add me as a birthday present :>?

I would, but I set up a firm no addition rule to keep me from tossing on guys like David Bowie and Ocelot.

[Honest]

Fight wise, I voted for Fyre because he'd probably just wear fedoras and ask Oprah if he should pick up smoking till she killed herself with her own book club stamps.

<3 Fyre.

[fyre]

Oh my god. This matchup is brilliant.

Lol i should have put myself on that list. Can someone ninja-add me as a birthday present :>?

I strictly forbid people from nominating themselves anyway.

[Vongore]

Oh my god. This matchup is brilliant.

[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3024.msg88381#msg88381 date=1244170462]
Lol i should have put myself on that list. Can someone ninja-add me as a birthday present :>?

I strictly forbid people from nominating themselves anyway.
[/quote]

Oprah just won a vote because of that >: (

[Radio Raheem]

oprah is better no question

[Blues]

Oprah loses because everyone hates Fyre already anyways, so her image breaking powers hold no sway.

Fyre loses because everyone hates Fyre already anyways.


TIE

[fyre]

[quote author=fyre link=topic=3024.msg88387#msg88387 date=1244170779]
Oh my god. This matchup is brilliant.

[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3024.msg88381#msg88381 date=1244170462]
Lol i should have put myself on that list. Can someone ninja-add me as a birthday present :>?

I strictly forbid people from nominating themselves anyway.
[/quote]

Oprah just won a vote because of that >: (
[/quote]

But if you had asked me, I might have nominated you.


Also...maybe I should change my avatar. I feel like I'm getting pigeonholed as merely the classic movie dude. :-\ I think I have more to add to the forum, like........

[Honest]

[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3024.msg88390#msg88390 date=1244170932]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=3024.msg88387#msg88387 date=1244170779]
Oh my god. This matchup is brilliant.

[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3024.msg88381#msg88381 date=1244170462]
Lol i should have put myself on that list. Can someone ninja-add me as a birthday present :>?

I strictly forbid people from nominating themselves anyway.
[/quote]

Oprah just won a vote because of that >: (
[/quote]

But if you had asked me, I might have nominated you.
[/quote]

Suddenly a third fighter enters the ring, it's Vongore, the Chilean Crusher.

He then knocks off Fyre's fedora and calls Oprah a fattie, both of them cry, thereby Vongore wins by TKO.

[rumsfald]

Fyre asks an obscure message board of 300 people whether he should smoke, he gets pelted with rocks.

Oprah asks millions of soccer moms anything, and the zombie hoard does her bidding. She is the L4D Zombie Director.

No contest.

Couldn't find a picture of Fyre so here's an artists representation:

Oh my...

[Vongore]

[quote author=fyre link=topic=3024.msg88398#msg88398 date=1244171347]
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3024.msg88390#msg88390 date=1244170932]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=3024.msg88387#msg88387 date=1244170779]
Oh my god. This matchup is brilliant.

[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3024.msg88381#msg88381 date=1244170462]
Lol i should have put myself on that list. Can someone ninja-add me as a birthday present :>?

I strictly forbid people from nominating themselves anyway.
[/quote]

<3

Oprah just won a vote because of that >: (
[/quote]

But if you had asked me, I might have nominated you.
[/quote]

Suddenly a third fighter enters the ring, it's Vongore, the Chilean Crusher.

He then knocks off Fyre's fedora and calls Oprah a fattie, both of them cry, thereby Vongore wins by TKO.
[/quote]

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Oh my...

[fyre]

I don't think there are 300 people on this message board.

Also that picture makes me very, very sad.

And I'm not above buying votes. +1s for everyone who votes for me. (It's the American Way.)

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

I don't think there are 300 people on this message board.

There are over 9000 and their all raping children

loltopical

[Honest]

[quote author=fyre link=topic=3024.msg88408#msg88408 date=1244171791]
I don't think there are 300 people on this message board.

There are over 9000 and their all raping children

loltopical
[/quote]

<3 I forgot about that video.

[Luinbariel]

I voted Oprah.

She has tonnes of money, she could easily buy him out. Buy him a nice car to sleep in, I'm sure it'll be fine.

[MrGrey]

Oprah is a piece of shit.

[KorJax]

but she's basically your chain letter forwarding Gradma

Holy shit so I'm not the only one