Thinking bout getting one of these...

[zaneyard]

http://powersports.honda.com/2009/shadow...t-750.aspx

Could you guys share your opinions, storys, etc. about motorcycles and riding?

[KarthXLR]

I figured this was going to be a thread about dildo's or something.

I am extremely relieved.

[Valentine Wiggin]

there's a reason they call them donorcycles, don't do it

[zaneyard]

I figured this was going to be a thread about dildo's or something.

that was the point

[sarcasticsteve]

As cool as I find motorcycles, I prefer four wheels under me rather then two.

[zaneyard]

As cool as I find motorcycles, I prefer four wheels under me rather then two.

see that the thing, i drive 15 miles to school and 15 back 3 times a week in summer every day. would really help on gas.

[Honest]

I figured this was going to be a thread about dildo's or something.

I am extremely disappointed.

[sarcasticsteve]

[quote author=Sarcastic Steve link=topic=3037.msg88779#msg88779 date=1244354173]
As cool as I find motorcycles, I prefer four wheels under me rather then two.

see that the thing, i drive 15 miles to school and 15 back 3 times a week in summer every day. would really help on gas.
[/quote]

Couldn't a moped achieve the same effect, less cool yes but also less strain on the wallet.

[Honest]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3037.msg88780#msg88780 date=1244354239]
[quote author=Sarcastic Steve link=topic=3037.msg88779#msg88779 date=1244354173]
As cool as I find motorcycles, I prefer four wheels under me rather then two.

see that the thing, i drive 15 miles to school and 15 back 3 times a week in summer every day. would really help on gas.
[/quote]

Couldn't a moped achieve the same effect, less cool yes but also less strain on the wallet.
[/quote]

I'd just go full on Motorcycle, Mopeds are for pizza delivery guys.

[Ianki]

Don't be an idiot.  You save a little gas, but not only do you look like a douch (belive me, in iowa city i see douch bags riding around within a five mile radius with their 2 wheel penis cycles enough), but they are like death traps.  At least with mopeds you can join a mod gang and listen to quadrophenia all day, and never reach the velocity to kill yourself or others.

But honestly, buy a bike.  15 miles aint shit, and girls will dig the body over the gear.

[KarthXLR]

Don't be an idiot.  You save a little gas, but not only do you look like a douch (belive me, in iowa city i see douch bags riding around within a five mile radius with their 2 wheel penis cycles enough), but they are like death traps.  At least with mopeds you can join a mod gang and listen to quadrophenia all day, and never reach the velocity to kill yourself or others.

But honestly, buy a bike.  15 miles aint shit, and girls will dig the body over the gear.

I'd have to agree. Bikes are by-far the best thing to buy when you're going over a distance less than 30 miles. Just bring a bottle of water and you'll be fine.

[zaneyard]

Don't be an idiot.  You save a little gas, but not only do you look like a douch (belive me, in iowa city i see douch bags riding around within a five mile radius with their 2 wheel penis cycles enough), but they are like death traps.  At least with mopeds you can join a mod gang and listen to quadrophenia all day, and never reach the velocity to kill yourself or others.

But honestly, buy a bike.  15 miles aint shit, and girls will dig the body over the gear.

last time i tried to put my bicycle up to 65 mph the pedals fell off

idk this is a big maybe. highly doubt at all that im gonna have the money anyway. I'm getting money back from school because tuition is cheap. Ill prolly just end up building a computer 

[Ianki]

[quote author=Ianki link=topic=3037.msg88797#msg88797 date=1244358481]
Don't be an idiot.  You save a little gas, but not only do you look like a douch (belive me, in iowa city i see douch bags riding around within a five mile radius with their 2 wheel penis cycles enough), but they are like death traps.  At least with mopeds you can join a mod gang and listen to quadrophenia all day, and never reach the velocity to kill yourself or others.

But honestly, buy a bike.  15 miles aint shit, and girls will dig the body over the gear.

last time i tried to put my bicycle up to 65 mph the pedals fell off
[/quote]
ur doing it wrong.

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3037.msg88800#msg88800 date=1244360217]
[quote author=Ianki link=topic=3037.msg88797#msg88797 date=1244358481]
Don't be an idiot.  You save a little gas, but not only do you look like a douch (belive me, in iowa city i see douch bags riding around within a five mile radius with their 2 wheel penis cycles enough), but they are like death traps.  At least with mopeds you can join a mod gang and listen to quadrophenia all day, and never reach the velocity to kill yourself or others.

But honestly, buy a bike.  15 miles aint shit, and girls will dig the body over the gear.

last time i tried to put my bicycle up to 65 mph the pedals fell off
[/quote]
ur doing it wrong.
[/quote]
thanks. yeah i can't ride my manual bicycle on the interstate. i could do 15 miles no problem..

[Blues]

there's a reason they call them donorcycles, don't do it

Either you made that up on the spot, or the people in your area are all those douches that make up words and try to slide them into conversations repeatedly until they catch on. Except they never do.

Also, bikes are neat, but only if you have a reliable car first.

[cbre88x]

My dad used to be a fireman, and my grandfather the firechief. I used to hear a lot of gruesome stories about motorcycle wrecks.

[Blues]

My dad used to be a fireman, and my grandfather the firechief. I used to hear a lot of gruesome stories about motorcycle wrecks.

You can hear gruesome stories about just about anything, motorcycles are just vroom vroom goes fast and shiney so they tend to attract more idiots. Just because Darwin's Law plays itself out more often on a particular thing doesn't mean it can't be fun for the rest of us.

[rumsfald]

[quote author=Valentine Wiggin link=topic=3037.msg88777#msg88777 date=1244353505]
there's a reason they call them donorcycles, don't do it

Either you made that up on the spot, or the people in your area are all those douches that make up words and try to slide them into conversations repeatedly until they catch on. Except they never do.
[/quote]


Earliest Citation:
Organ donors are not just people who die. They are young, healthy people who die unexpectedly — usually from a violent accident, suicide or crime, such as a motorcycle crash or a gunshot wound to the head. Transplant surgeons sometimes refer to motorcycles as "donorcycles."
—Don Colburn, "Transplants: Who Lives? Who Decides?," The Washington Post, January 20, 1987

If you consider transplant surgeons and ER docs to be douches that make up words on the spot, don't be surprised when they let your O-sign turn to a Q.

Stay classy, Blues.

[Sponson]

[quote author=Pokemon Trainer Blues link=topic=3037.msg88808#msg88808 date=1244372630]
[quote author=Valentine Wiggin link=topic=3037.msg88777#msg88777 date=1244353505]
there's a reason they call them donorcycles, don't do it

Either you made that up on the spot, or the people in your area are all those douches that make up words and try to slide them into conversations repeatedly until they catch on. Except they never do.
[/quote]


Earliest Citation:
Organ donors are not just people who die. They are young, healthy people who die unexpectedly — usually from a violent accident, suicide or crime, such as a motorcycle crash or a gunshot wound to the head. Transplant surgeons sometimes refer to motorcycles as "donorcycles."
—Don Colburn, "Transplants: Who Lives? Who Decides?," The Washington Post, January 20, 1987

If you consider transplant surgeons and ER docs to be douches that make up words on the spot, don't be surprised when they let your O-sign turn to a Q.

Stay classy, Blues.
[/quote]

So what do they call a gunshot wound to the head?

Just because a bunch of over paid transplant surgeons and ER docs make up a shitty slang word doesn't mean its law, or that "they call them donorcycles for a reason".

I mean c'mon, half the world calls people fat. Yet its "obesity" epidemic. Not "fat" epidemic.

[Surf314]

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