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Mr. Face
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#341
06-09-2009, 11:14 PM

Marie is your girlfriend?
Or are you her stalker
also... +1 for the word ZING


Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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zaneyard
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#342
06-09-2009, 11:48 PM

Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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KarthXLR
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#343
06-09-2009, 11:51 PM

(06-09-2009, 11:48 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?
I'm confused by this quote.



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Ianki
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Posts: 2,450
Joined: Apr 2008
#344
06-09-2009, 11:54 PM

(06-09-2009, 11:51 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=106.msg89466#msg89466 date=1244609313]
Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?
I'm confused by this quote.
[/quote]

Let me see if i can change the context so karth can understand.

Me: Well she's Jewish n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Jew
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in the Torah?
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zaneyard
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#345
06-09-2009, 11:54 PM

thanks ianki

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Sponson
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#346
06-09-2009, 11:57 PM

(06-09-2009, 11:54 PM)Ianki link Wrote: [quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=106.msg89468#msg89468 date=1244609497]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=106.msg89466#msg89466 date=1244609313]
Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?
I'm confused by this quote.
[/quote]

Let me see if i can change the context so karth can understand.

Me: Well she's Jewish n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Jew
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in the Torah?
[/quote]

lol

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zaneyard
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#347
06-10-2009, 04:12 PM

(06-09-2009, 11:51 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=106.msg89466#msg89466 date=1244609313]
Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?
I'm confused by this quote.
[/quote]
it's funny to me because most people identify themselves as religious, but dont really believe in it.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Benito Mussolini
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#348
06-10-2009, 06:17 PM

(06-10-2009, 04:12 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=106.msg89468#msg89468 date=1244609497]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=106.msg89466#msg89466 date=1244609313]
Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?
I'm confused by this quote.
[/quote]
it's funny to me because most people identify themselves as religious, but dont really believe in it.
[/quote]
If there ever is an inquisition or a holy cruisade, believe me I'll say I'm catholic even if I don't believe in it.



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rumsfald
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#349
06-10-2009, 06:41 PM

(06-10-2009, 06:17 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: If there ever is an inquisition or a holy cruisade, believe me I'll say I'm catholic even if I don't believe in it.

You wouldn't have time. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

The Spanish Inquisition!
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CaffeinePowered
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#350
06-10-2009, 06:51 PM

(06-10-2009, 06:41 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=106.msg89531#msg89531 date=1244675844]
If there ever is an inquisition or a holy cruisade, believe me I'll say I'm catholic even if I don't believe in it.

You wouldn't have time. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

The Spanish Inquisition!
[/quote]

Monty Python: World's Funniest Joke

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KarthXLR
Free of STD's ... lolwut?


Posts: 9,927
Joined: May 2008
#351
06-13-2009, 09:23 PM


Brian Wilson: planetside sucks
OLD MAN KARTH: Sad
Brian Wilson: not worth it
OLD MAN KARTH: eh
OLD MAN KARTH: I'm not PAYING for it
OLD MAN KARTH: just doing the trial installer
OLD MAN KARTH: besides, most of what you say sucks is usually great
OLD MAN KARTH: so, yeah
OLD MAN KARTH: and most of what I hate you love
OLD MAN KARTH: love/hate relationship
Brian Wilson: no
Brian Wilson: most of what i say sucks



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Mr. Face
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Posts: 1,628
Joined: Dec 2008
#352
06-13-2009, 10:00 PM

Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i'm sleepy
Dr. Wakati: k night
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: shush
Dr. Wakati: k
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: talk to me
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: makeh me lafe
Dr. Wakati: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: plz
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: D:
Dr. Wakati: \buisy playing
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: raaaaaaaaaaaaw
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: im blinking slower
Dr. Wakati: ugh
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe i did something/ate something
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: this is what you get for waking me up D:
Dr. Wakati: hahah
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i think my heart is beating slower... is that bad?
Dr. Wakati: sure?
Dr. Wakati: i'm not a doc yet
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: it says Dr. Wakati
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe a Doctor isnt the best job for you...
Dr. Wakati: hahaha
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: change your name
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: lior D:<
Dr. Wakati: no your heart is fine
Dr. Wakati: unless you can't breatht then you have problems
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: are you sure
Dr. Wakati: why?
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: can i have a cat scan (do i need to run through Luin's house for that?)
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i cant feel my heart beat now
Dr. Wakati: you couldn't be functioning
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: well im sure its still functioning properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: but i just think that the tissue around my chest has gotten thicker, because of how slow the heart is pumping blood it must be pumping larger quantities of blood and therefore the tissue must push aside to make more room for the blood so my body can function properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: now THAT's a diagnosis bitch ;D

THIS MAY NOT BE UNDER THE CATAGORY OF SELF QUOTE, THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE!
Also, he was playing TF2 at the time which helps you understand the low amount of talking he does Wink
<3 Wakati :-*


Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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KarthXLR
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#353
06-13-2009, 10:02 PM

(06-13-2009, 10:00 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: and sleepy
Dr. Wakati: k night
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: shush
Dr. Wakati: k
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: talk to me
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: makeh me lafe
Dr. Wakati: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: plz
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: D:
Dr. Wakati: \buisy playing
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: raaaaaaaaaaaaw
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: im blinking slower
Dr. Wakati: ugh
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe i did something/ate something
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: this is what you get for waking me up D:
Dr. Wakati: hahah
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i think my heart is beating slower... is that bad?
Dr. Wakati: sure?
Dr. Wakati: i'm not a doc yet
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: it says Dr. Wakati
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe a Doctor isnt the best job for you...
Dr. Wakati: hahaha
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: change your name
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: lior D:<
Dr. Wakati: no your heart is fine
Dr. Wakati: unless you can't breatht then you have problems
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: are you sure
Dr. Wakati: why?
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: can i have a cat scan (do i need to run through Luin's house for that?)
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i cant feel my heart beat now
Dr. Wakati: you couldn't be functioning
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: well im sure its still functioning properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: but i just think that the tissue around my chest has gotten thicker, because of how slow the heart is pumping blood it must be pumping larger quantities of blood and therefore the tissue must push aside to make more room for the blood so my body can function properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: now THAT's a diagnosis bitch ;D

THIS MAY NOT BE UNDER THE CATAGORY OF SELF QUOTE, THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE!
It's self-quote, you're the one trying to do something funny.



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Mr. Face
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#354
06-13-2009, 10:03 PM

(06-13-2009, 10:02 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=106.msg89995#msg89995 date=1244948446]

Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: and sleepy
Dr. Wakati: k night
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: shush
Dr. Wakati: k
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: talk to me
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: makeh me lafe
Dr. Wakati: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: plz
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: D:
Dr. Wakati: \buisy playing
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: raaaaaaaaaaaaw
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: im blinking slower
Dr. Wakati: ugh
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe i did something/ate something
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: this is what you get for waking me up D:
Dr. Wakati: hahah
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i think my heart is beating slower... is that bad?
Dr. Wakati: sure?
Dr. Wakati: i'm not a doc yet
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: it says Dr. Wakati
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe a Doctor isnt the best job for you...
Dr. Wakati: hahaha
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: change your name
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: lior D:<
Dr. Wakati: no your heart is fine
Dr. Wakati: unless you can't breatht then you have problems
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: are you sure
Dr. Wakati: why?
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: can i have a cat scan (do i need to run through Luin's house for that?)
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i cant feel my heart beat now
Dr. Wakati: you couldn't be functioning
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: well im sure its still functioning properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: but i just think that the tissue around my chest has gotten thicker, because of how slow the heart is pumping blood it must be pumping larger quantities of blood and therefore the tissue must push aside to make more room for the blood so my body can function properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: now THAT's a diagnosis bitch ;D

THIS MAY NOT BE UNDER THE CATAGORY OF SELF QUOTE, THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE!
It's self-quote, you're the one trying to do something funny.
[/quote]
+1  >Sad


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Wakati
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#355
06-14-2009, 12:04 AM

Not funny. Smite yee.
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
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#356
06-14-2009, 12:10 AM

(06-14-2009, 12:04 AM)Wakati link Wrote: Not funny. Smite yee.

HEYWAKATIIVEGOTARUNN-gagged


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Versus
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#357
06-14-2009, 12:38 PM

(06-13-2009, 10:02 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: It's self-quote, you're the one trying to do something funny.
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zaneyard
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#358
06-14-2009, 01:18 PM

(06-14-2009, 12:10 AM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: [quote author=Wakati link=topic=106.msg90025#msg90025 date=1244955899]
Not funny. Smite yee.

HEYWAKATIMYTOILETISCLOGGEDWHATSHOULDIDO?-gagged
[/quote]

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Honest
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#359
06-14-2009, 02:15 PM

(06-14-2009, 12:10 AM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: [quote author=Wakati link=topic=106.msg90025#msg90025 date=1244955899]
Not funny. Smite yee.

HEYWAKATIIVEGOTARUNN-banned
[/quote]

(05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here
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#360
06-14-2009, 03:37 PM

HEY WAKATI MY ANUS IS CLOGGED WHAT DO I DO

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