Meet the Pyro

[Sponson]

Meet the Pyro

[Eschatos]

Hmm.  Despite having only one button on the keyboard he manages to pull out his shotgun and shoot people?

[Fail Medic]

Hmm.  Despite having only one button on the keyboard he manages to pull out his shotgun and shoot people?

He ran out of ammo.  Then he picked up more ammo and probably just mousewheeled up.  SECRETS.

[zaneyard]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3060.msg89432#msg89432 date=1244601587]
Hmm.  Despite having only one button on the keyboard he manages to pull out his shotgun and shoot people?

He ran out of ammo.  Then he picked up more ammo and probably just mousewheeled up.  SECRETS.
[/quote]
i have my weapons bound to my side buttons on my mouse. noobs.

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Fail Medic link=topic=3060.msg89433#msg89433 date=1244601940]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3060.msg89432#msg89432 date=1244601587]
Hmm.  Despite having only one button on the keyboard he manages to pull out his shotgun and shoot people?

He ran out of ammo.  Then he picked up more ammo and probably just mousewheeled up.  SECRETS.
[/quote]
i have my weapons bound to my side buttons on my mouse. noobs.
[/quote]I have need a dispenser here and voice communication bound to the side buttons on my mouse.

[Totla]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3060.msg89435#msg89435 date=1244602061]
[quote author=Fail Medic link=topic=3060.msg89433#msg89433 date=1244601940]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3060.msg89432#msg89432 date=1244601587]
Hmm.  Despite having only one button on the keyboard he manages to pull out his shotgun and shoot people?

He ran out of ammo.  Then he picked up more ammo and probably just mousewheeled up.  SECRETS.
[/quote]
i have my weapons bound to my side buttons on my mouse. noobs.
[/quote]I have need a dispenser here and voice communication bound to the side buttons on my mouse.
[/quote]I have voice and explode.

[Benito Mussolini]

[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=3060.msg89436#msg89436 date=1244602191]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3060.msg89435#msg89435 date=1244602061]
[quote author=Fail Medic link=topic=3060.msg89433#msg89433 date=1244601940]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3060.msg89432#msg89432 date=1244601587]
Hmm.  Despite having only one button on the keyboard he manages to pull out his shotgun and shoot people?

He ran out of ammo.  Then he picked up more ammo and probably just mousewheeled up.  SECRETS.
[/quote]
i have my weapons bound to my side buttons on my mouse. noobs.
[/quote]I have need a dispenser here and voice communication bound to the side buttons on my mouse.
[/quote]I have voice and explode.
[/quote]I have this board.

[[fr31ns]Karrde]

W+M!?  I have a video showing the solution: Team Fortress 2: Meet the Heavy Weapons Guy

[Radio Raheem]

that pyro video gave me a headache and for all the bitching about pyros heavy is easier

you have 300 health, can snipe (like a tard), and have a medic 100% of the time on pubs

[CaffeinePowered]

Real pyros occasionally use mouse2

[chronomaster]

Real pyros occasionally use mouse2

Friends put out other friends who are burning alive.

The Pyro is a soulless monster.

[cannedpeahes]

that pyro video gave me a headache and for all the bitching about pyros heavy is easier

you have 300 health, can snipe (like a tard), and have a medic 100% of the time on pubs

Who can snipe? I can't snipe, I know that.

And if heavy were all that easy you'd have three heavies on a team at all times.

But the video... I'll feel guilty any time I W+Mouse1 for the rest of my life.

[zaneyard]

last time i checked, the pyro is a gimp that can't do any damage unless you are in penis touching range.

[Honest]

last time i checked, the pyro is a gimp that can't do any damage unless you are in penis touching range.

See that's where they get you. I like being in penis touching range and then bam Pyro.

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3060.msg89500#msg89500 date=1244652436]
last time i checked, the pyro is a gimp that can't do any damage unless you are in penis touching range.

See that's where they get you. I like being in penis touching range and then BAM average length penis.
[/quote]
modified for the reddit reference

[Radio Raheem]

[quote author=Radio Raheem link=topic=3060.msg89476#msg89476 date=1244614841]
that pyro video gave me a headache and for all the bitching about pyros heavy is easier

you have 300 health, can snipe (like a tard), and have a medic 100% of the time on pubs

Who can snipe? I can't snipe, I know that.

And if heavy were all that easy you'd have three heavies on a team at all times.

But the video... I'll feel guilty any time I W+Mouse1 for the rest of my life.
[/quote]

since the heavy upgrade theyre pretty dominant even at mid range and natasha sniper is plenty effective as dumb as it is. the day after the heavy range upgrade we were in a scrim. me as a soldier with a med against a heavy mid range. normally with no cover i could kill the heavy with no problems at all. coming in fully overhealed with a medic currently healing me i died before the heavy was at half health. he had no overheal. thats a pretty big buff. heavy was very easy before. theyre at daddy can i play levels of easy now. i would assume noone wants to play them because theyre slow

note: this is due to the fact that people are far too retarded and unorganized to actually focus fire. the fact still remains that heavy rapes

pretty much anytime you see a heavy he tops the score board. its incredibly easy to have a 5:1 kill death ratio or better