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Badgerman of DOOM
I Stand in Spitter Goo


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#21
06-17-2009, 11:37 PM

>> Sacrifice female messenger to Missingno.


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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
Fierce Pork Trooper


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#22
06-17-2009, 11:38 PM

So did we get the Babelfish?



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KarthXLR
Free of STD's ... lolwut?


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#23
06-17-2009, 11:42 PM

give missingno a rare candy
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chronomaster
BBP Gardevoir


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#24
06-17-2009, 11:48 PM

==>


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beep beep diglett
Uninstalling


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#25
06-18-2009, 01:51 AM

tunnel back to the diglett underworld

durp

what a lame game
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at0m
Official Con Soccer Mom


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#26
06-18-2009, 07:29 AM

(06-17-2009, 07:05 PM)Chronomaster link Wrote: [quote author=Sponson link=topic=3097.msg90650#msg90650 date=1245282079]
It has been hours and you are both hot.
Big-breast sex?
[/quote]This is what should've happened.



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Riosan
EPIC teamkiller


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#27
06-18-2009, 07:57 AM

get girl pregnant
eat baby
drink placenta


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Sponson
BRB, Posting


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#28
06-18-2009, 11:20 AM

(06-18-2009, 07:57 AM)Riosan link Wrote: get girl pregnant
eat baby
drink placenta

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Mr. Face
Necrophiliamaniac


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#29
06-18-2009, 02:42 PM

ragequit book
sell it at garage sale
buy porn with money i made from it



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Totla
Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!


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#30
06-18-2009, 03:13 PM

(06-17-2009, 11:48 PM)Chronomaster link Wrote: ==>==>==>==>==>==>==>


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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chronomaster
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#31
06-18-2009, 04:25 PM

> BOY. SEX HER UP GOOD.


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CorpseFactor
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#32
06-18-2009, 04:39 PM

Rioght, so everyone knows that when you are trapped in the desert, you need to find food. Water will obviously slow you down.
Now that I have found a stream in here, I will now hunt for trout.
But what is this? A bear is nearby!
Now what ya need to do if the bear has not noticed you yet, is that you must sneak up real close behind it and STAB it in the throat with yer bowie knife. Then you have food and you can wear its skin as a pelt. I see her cubs now and I am wearing her bloody pelt to show my dominance to these cubs. Once they get attatched to me as their mother, I can kill them and gain more food and pelts. I have now taught you how to survive in the desert, be safe while I kill this outback ranger for food and a ride.


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