Man Thread For Manly Men

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3121.msg91454#msg91454 date=1245634296]
[quote author=Geoff link=topic=3121.msg91447#msg91447 date=1245633915]
I don't have a car, so I ride one of these.  Good for loitering/adventuring/doing stupid shit.



I'm not sure what you mean by cards, but I have a meijer giftcard sitting on my desk with like 84 cents on it.

As for ladies my own left me a few days ago, and WON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE.

Find anotha and prance around town with her. If you cant find one, pay a hooker (DONT SAY THERE ARNT ANY HOOKERS AROUND, WE LIVE IN FUCKING MICHIGAN... wait.) Either way is bound to work
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You know that hookers don't have sex with underaged partners, correct?

Unless they have some obsession with shotaco-OH SHI
[/quote]A hooker is not allowed to have sex with an underage customer, correct. However, I'm pretty sure a hooker would also appreciate being paid just to walk around with you.

[HeK]

One of my cars:


For some reason, most brbu'rs don't own wheels.

[Mr. Face]

Fact: 45% of BRBU's Members are Shotas

[3clipse]

Fact: 45% of BRBU's Members are Shotas

False. I have a car, That makes me only 50% Shota, in ur face face.
Ill post a pic of my car soon, it'll knock your socks off.

[ZargonX]

Texas Hold 'Em and Omaha Hi-Lo.  Every tuesday.  Some weeks go well, so weeks go not so well...

[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3121.msg91509#msg91509 date=1245638583]
Fact: 45% of BRBU's Members are Shotas

False. I have a car, That makes me only 50% Shota, in ur face face.
Ill post a pic of my car soon, it'll knock your socks off.
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aren't you 13

im pretty sure 13 year olds don't have cars

unless they from da hood

[3clipse]

[quote author=Shota 3clipse link=topic=3121.msg91516#msg91516 date=1245640317]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3121.msg91509#msg91509 date=1245638583]
Fact: 45% of BRBU's Members are Shotas

False. I have a car, That makes me only 50% Shota, in ur face face.
Ill post a pic of my car soon, it'll knock your socks off.
[/quote]

aren't you 13

im pretty sure 13 year olds don't have cars

unless they from da hood
[/quote]
16 in August fool!

Texas Hold 'Em and Omaha Hi-Lo.  Every tuesday.  Some weeks go well, so weeks go not so well...

I love both of those. I'm rather good, and i know a guy (my dads good friend) who took like 3rd in the World Poker Tour. 400Grand or something he won, Hes like friend/family kinda guy.

[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=beep beep diglett link=topic=3121.msg91522#msg91522 date=1245640739]
[quote author=Shota 3clipse link=topic=3121.msg91516#msg91516 date=1245640317]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3121.msg91509#msg91509 date=1245638583]
Fact: 45% of BRBU's Members are Shotas

False. I have a car, That makes me only 50% Shota, in ur face face.
Ill post a pic of my car soon, it'll knock your socks off.
[/quote]

aren't you 13

im pretty sure 13 year olds don't have cars

unless they from da hood
[/quote]
16 in August fool!

Texas Hold 'Em and Omaha Hi-Lo.  Every tuesday.  Some weeks go well, so weeks go not so well...

I love both of those. I'm rather good, and i know a guy (my dads good friend) who took like 3rd in the World Poker Tour. 400Grand or something he won, Hes like friend/family kinda guy.
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shit dawg

the legal age for driving w/o a parent and such is 18 here

it's slightly retarded

[3clipse]

[quote author=Shota 3clipse link=topic=3121.msg91526#msg91526 date=1245640988]
[quote author=beep beep diglett link=topic=3121.msg91522#msg91522 date=1245640739]
[quote author=Shota 3clipse link=topic=3121.msg91516#msg91516 date=1245640317]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3121.msg91509#msg91509 date=1245638583]
Fact: 45% of BRBU's Members are Shotas

False. I have a car, That makes me only 50% Shota, in ur face face.
Ill post a pic of my car soon, it'll knock your socks off.
[/quote]

aren't you 13

im pretty sure 13 year olds don't have cars

unless they from da hood
[/quote]
16 in August fool!

Texas Hold 'Em and Omaha Hi-Lo.  Every tuesday.  Some weeks go well, so weeks go not so well...

I love both of those. I'm rather good, and i know a guy (my dads good friend) who took like 3rd in the World Poker Tour. 400Grand or something he won, Hes like friend/family kinda guy.
[/quote]

shit dawg

the legal age for driving w/o a parent and such is 18 here

it's slightly retarded
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damn that sucks, 15 to get lerners permit (I didn't do, cuz if you do you have to take drivers ed.) 15.5 To get permit (Drivers ed not required) 16 to get license (In August ).

[HeK]

One of my cars:

Also, this car is so manly, that:

• Both bumpers are held on with woodscrews and 2x4s
  
• The dashboard is held in with woodscrews and expanding foam
  
• There is a radio, but it's used for talking
  
• There is no speedometer, only a tach.
  
• The fuel gauge is a light; if it's on, get gas.
  
• The fan only has one mode, blow hot air
  
• You have to flip a switch to turn on the reverse lights
  
• You can have the wipers set to fast and slow at the same time
  
• The headlights aren't connected, you have to bolt on extras if you plan to drive at night
  
• If the battery is low, it's time to change the bulb on the alternator
  
• There is a switch to mute the passenger
  
• There are two seat belts for your crotch, let alone the rest of your body
  
• It is red.
  

[Wedge]

My car has uh... manual transmission?

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

Reminds me of this: Mulan - i'll make a man out of you

I also drive a Land Rover.

[Mr. Face]

[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3121.msg91509#msg91509 date=1245638583]
Fact: 45% of BRBU's Members are Shotas

False. I have a car, That makes me only 50% Shota, in ur face face.
Ill post a pic of my car soon, it'll knock your socks off.
[/quote]
RICH HALF-BREED SHOTA >

I drive a Land Rover.

Not anymore bitch

ka-blooey

[Honest]

Reminds me of this: Mulan - i'll make a man out of you

I also drive a Land Rover.

WELL I WAS GOING TO LINK TO TTGL BE A MAN FOR OUR TTGL LOVERS, BUT APPARENTLY YOUTUBE TRADED IN QUALITY FOR MORE NARUTO AMVS WITH LINKIN PARK WAIT A MINUTE I FOUND SOME SHITTY QUALITY VERSION THAT MIGHT DO

http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/t...man/273281

BE A MAN MY CAPS LOCKS APPEARS TO BE STUCK BUT THATS OK CAPS LOCKS IS PRETTY FUCKING MANLY

[3clipse]

[quote author=Shota 3clipse link=topic=3121.msg91516#msg91516 date=1245640317]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3121.msg91509#msg91509 date=1245638583]
Fact: 45% of BRBU's Members are Shotas

False. I have a car, That makes me only 50% Shota, in ur face face.
Ill post a pic of my car soon, it'll knock your socks off.
[/quote]
RICH HALF-BREED SHOTA >

I drive a Land Rover.

Not anymore bitch

ka-blooey
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Meh its just mym moms old (AWESOME) Car, all paid off too

[chronomaster]

MANLY

[cannedpeahes]

I RIDE A CAR. BUT NOT JUST ANY CAR!

THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE:



FUCK LEATHER. DEAD COWS ARE FOR PUSSIES. THE INTERIOR OF THIS SHIT IS MADE OUT OF CHAINSAWS.

INCLUDING THE STEERING WHEEL.

AND TO START THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR, YOU HAVE TO FUCK A BITCH FROM BEHIND.

AND TO ACCELERATE, YOU HAVE TO FUCK ANOTHER BITCH FROM BEHIND.

YOU HAVE TO DO THAT SHIT TO SHIFT GEARS, TOO.

HELL YEAH.

[SAVAGE-0]

I RIDE A CAR. BUT NOT JUST ANY CAR!

THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE:



FUCK LEATHER. DEAD COWS ARE FOR PUSSIES. THE INTERIOR OF THIS SHIT IS MADE OUT OF CHAINSAWS.

INCLUDING THE STEERING WHEEL.

AND TO START THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR, YOU HAVE TO FUCK A BITCH FROM BEHIND.

AND TO ACCELERATE, YOU HAVE TO FUCK ANOTHER BITCH FROM BEHIND.

YOU HAVE TO DO THAT SHIT TO SHIFT GEARS, TOO.

HELL YEAH.

You sir win this thread...

[Mr. Face]

[quote author=peaches link=topic=3121.msg91680#msg91680 date=1245699798]
I RIDE A CAR. BUT NOT JUST ANY CAR!

THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE:



FUCK LEATHER. DEAD COWS ARE FOR PUSSIES. THE INTERIOR OF THIS SHIT IS MADE OUT OF CHAINSAWS.

INCLUDING THE STEERING WHEEL.

AND TO START THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR, YOU HAVE TO FUCK A BITCH FROM BEHIND.

AND TO ACCELERATE, YOU HAVE TO FUCK ANOTHER BITCH FROM BEHIND.

YOU HAVE TO DO THAT SHIT TO SHIFT GEARS, TOO.

HELL YEAH.

You sir win this thread...
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[cannedpeahes]

You sir win this thread...

I DON'T NEED YOUR GAY ASS THREAD. MEN DON'T NEED THREADS. I EAT THREADS FOR BREAKFAST, WITH A TALL GLASS OF PUSSY. DON'T GIVE ME YOUR MOTHERFUCKING THREAD UNLESS IT'S COVERED IN



MOTHERFUCKING STEAKS!



OR MOTHERFUCKING LANDMINES!

OR BOTH