STUPID BIRD

[Mr. Face]

THERE'S A BIRD IN MY HOUSE HOW DO I GET IT OUT. IT'S HIDING IN THE CLOSET AND IT WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! ITS SO LOUDDDDD!!!!
ITS DEAD GO AWAY

[Fail Medic]

I say you take off and nuke the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

Or, try this:  http://www.ehow.com/how_4512341_bird-out-house.html
I was going to suggest the blanket trap in the first place.  They're saying that's last resort and to try the "give him a lighted exit" thing first.

[ZargonX]

Do you know what kind of bird it is?

[Surf314]

Have you tried uninstalling bird?

[rumsfald]

Only one? I would have thought more people would have given you the bird.

[Honest]

Only one? I would have thought more people would have given you the bird.

One hundred and ten to be exact.

[ZargonX]

Have you tried uninstalling bird?

This amused me far more than it should have.  +1

[Neonie]

Open the closet, then walk out of it. Problem solved 

[cannedpeahes]

Put on an episode of What Not to Wear. If it starts passing comment, give it a stern look and it may come out of the closet.

[Benito Mussolini]

Taunt it out by flapping your arms around and whistling.

Don't forget to tape it and post on youtube or the bird won't follow.

[Mr. Face]

Its a blue jay i think.

Also a few minutes ago it hit the window thinking it could get out, but it's still flying

I TRIED TO UNINSTALL IT BUT IT JUST LOCKS UP MY BIRDNEST

[rumsfald]

What type of cat can't handle a bird?


A pussycat.

[Sponson]

If the bird naturally flies away when you get near, remember than any daytime animal will follow the light, so give it a lighted path as said before to the exit, and then chase it around, have a blanket nearby, if the bird smashes into anything head first, its usually fine, but it will be dazed for a second or two. Throw the blanket on and try not to crush it, their bones are delicate and feathers even more-so, though either way it has a shit ton of preening to do.

[chronomaster]

This comic is appropriate.

http://www.chickensnack.com/comics/lr/in...rip_id=391

[Neonie]

This comic is appropriate.

http://www.chickensnack.com/comics/lr/in...rip_id=391

How do you read that comic without going blind? Does that site have some sort of app that makes the background normal or what? I honestly can't see anyone making it threw more then two comics without gouging their eyes out.

[Benito Mussolini]

[quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=3163.msg93060#msg93060 date=1246166126]
This comic is appropriate.

http://www.chickensnack.com/comics/lr/in...rip_id=391

How do you read that comic without going blind? Does that site have some sort of app that makes the background normal or what? I honestly can't see anyone making it threw more then two comics without gouging their eyes out.
[/quote]

Orange isn't as bad as the white and bright blue that color this awesome forum.

[chronomaster]

[quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=3163.msg93060#msg93060 date=1246166126]
This comic is appropriate.

http://www.chickensnack.com/comics/lr/in...rip_id=391

How do you read that comic without going blind? Does that site have some sort of app that makes the background normal or what? I honestly can't see anyone making it threw more then two comics without gouging their eyes out.
[/quote]
To most people, it's just a hue under what would be considered annoying. Sorry buddy.

Focus more on the blacks and less on the oranges. (Hur hur subliminal racist statement see if you can find it)

[zaneyard]

[quote author=Neonie link=topic=3163.msg93069#msg93069 date=1246173006]
[quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=3163.msg93060#msg93060 date=1246166126]
This comic is appropriate.

http://www.chickensnack.com/comics/lr/in...rip_id=391

How do you read that comic without going blind? Does that site have some sort of app that makes the background normal or what? I honestly can't see anyone making it threw more then two comics without gouging their eyes out.
[/quote]
To most people, it's just a hue under what would be considered annoying. Sorry buddy.

Focus more on the blacks and less on the oranges. (Hur hur subliminal racist statement see if you can find it)
[/quote]
the orange kinda looks like aids to me too
just like koth_rainbow

[at0m]

If the bird naturally flies away when you get near, remember than any daytime animal will follow the light, so give it a lighted path as said before to the exit, and then chase it around, have a blanket nearby, if the bird smashes into anything head first, its usually fine, but it will be dazed for a second or two. Throw the blanket on and try not to crush it, their bones are delicate and feathers even more-so, though either way it has a shit ton of preening to do.

AKA almost verbatim the advice from the link in the second post >_<

[KarthXLR]

Have you tried deleting .systembirdy2?

*BA-DUM TISH*

I'll be here all week.