BRB'U Fight Club! Round 8 (GUEST EDITOR GEOFF EDITION YEAHHHHH)

[Geoff]

Welcome back to the BRB'U Fight Club, designed to determine just who can claim the title of Ultimate Badass.  (lolcopypasta)  Round 7 was a very close victory for Barack Obama.  For Round 8, I will be guest editing as Pig Mask is furiously masturbating to MGS porn or some shit.  (And he's lazy)  Tonight's match is going to be one to remember, as it involves some of BRBU's very own members.  It seems to be a toss up, but I know who I'm voting for.

Round 8's matchup:

Chooly vs. Grey

Chooly
(From BRB'U!)

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING VEHEMENCE.

Why he's a badass:
Hailing from Canuckland, Joe Budic, aka "Chooly", participates in some pretty fucking extreme activities regularly.  As a soft spoken man, learning that is quite surprising.  For example, he drag races cars.  Not that NASCAR, redneck, Dale Earnhardt Jr. shit.  We're talking underground, fast and furious shit.  For reals.  He also does some "vertical hiking" in his spare time.  Not mountain climbing, hiking up a 90 degree angle.  Furthermore, he delivers pizzas.  That's how most pornos start.  They also say that he plays a pretty fucking mean demoman, and is a senior member of BRB'U.  Yeah, he's an OG lololol.  

Why he's not a badass:
Although being quite a badass, Chooly also attends a pussy film school.  He quit smoking, and smoking makes you look like 5x cooler.  Even Solid Snake smokes.  Chooly also has a loud air conditioner that you can hear when he talks over the mic in tf2.  Not only that, he ties his twitter to his facebook.  lrn2useboth.

Finally, shocking truth revealed about Chooly:



Mr. Grey
(Also from BRB'U!)


Why he's a badass:
Andrew Spano, aka "Mr. Grey", is a stand up comedian.  He has produced a series of short videos about TF2, that everybody seems to love.  Yeah, but really, they're pretty funny.  Grey is also quite the rebel, showing VERY strong opinions in political debates.  He don't take shit from anybody, no matter what they say.  More importantly, Mr. Grey upholds the first amendment with such burning intensity, he is driven to make a new thread for anything.  Like a single picture.  He has probably raised the board's thread count tenfold, single-handedly.  Also, VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM.

For anyone who hasn't seen it:
Team Fortress 2 Crit Rockets

Why he's not a badass:
Although loved by many, Grey also is hated by many.  People agree he sometimes can come off as kind of an asshole when given a keyboard.  Albeit Grey is a rebel, people think that his views are TOO radical.  When he tries to disprove people on their opinions, he goes all out and kind of leaves a feeling of "hey wtf man, why did you just punch me in the stomach."  King of vindicators indeed.

In fact, most people think he is fucking insane:




Well, there you have it.  Two monster badasses duking it out in a battle of blood, wit, and tears.  You decide who wins.  GO AND VOTE GOD DOMMOT.


Remaining Fighters:

Peter Francisco
Hard Gay
Makunouchi Ippo
Takamura
Don Fransisco
Donald Duck
Leonard Nimoy
Audie Murphy
Oscar Wilde
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Frog/Glenn
Jack Churchill
Chuck Yeager
Jim West
Thich Quang Duc


SHOUTOUT TO DAVE, CHOOLY, GREY, BENITO, CDUCK, ZANEYARD, PIGMASK, AND HONEST.

[KarthXLR]

Chooly quit smoking?  :o

I didn't know that.

[zaneyard]

wuts the shout out for?

[Vlambo]

CHOOLY IS ALSO MY WOW LEVELING BUDDY

[Benito Mussolini]

wuts the shout out for?

For being wesome.

CHOOLY IS ALSO MY WOW LEVELING BUDDY

I was going to vote for him...

[Honest]

<3 Shoutout to the BLAZN AZN GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Oh and Pig Mask I need to finish writing the three I was gonna send you. ><; I completely forgot and will get right on it after a macho nap.

[Chooly]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3257.msg96691#msg96691 date=1247336963]
wuts the shout out for?

For being wesome.

CHOOLY IS ALSO MY WOW LEVELING BUDDY

I was going to vote for him...
[/quote]

god DAMN YOU VLAMBOOOOOOOOOOO!

[rumsfald]

I'm pretty sure House could take Travolta.

[copulatingduck]

I'm pretty sure House could take Travolta.

awesome


Also, I went with chooly, he doesn't have a bad habit of crying and hiding behind his tinfoil hat made from the us constitution whenever someone calls foul

edit: OMG THAT TINFOIL HAT PIC IS AMAZING

[Dave]

chooly

gray owes us money.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

God I love you :3 That was just packed with win. (brbfapping to liquid snake XD) And yeah Chooly. Grey still owes me a 99 cent service charge.

Oh and Pig Mask I need to finish writing the three I was gonna send you. ><; I completely forgot and will get right on it after a macho nap.

Thanks <3

[Mr. Face]

I'm pretty sure House could take Travolta.

Make it happen.

[rumsfald]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3257.msg96708#msg96708 date=1247339061]
I'm pretty sure House could take Travolta.

Make it happen.
[/quote]

[Dave]

[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3257.msg96724#msg96724 date=1247342025]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3257.msg96708#msg96708 date=1247339061]
I'm pretty sure House could take Travolta.

Make it happen.
[/quote]


[/quote]

lol at the blissfully ignorant face on the picture

[Geoff]

yeah i heard chooly plays halo 3 sometimes so i voted for him

[cbre88x]

I vote for Grey because that man is a fuckin' pimp.

[cannedpeahes]

I'm pretty sure Joe Camel could take L. Ron Hubbard.

[Geoff]

Has everyone got their word in?

[Mr. Face]

Has everyone got their word in?

25-6, i think its pretty clear who wins (yay Chooly!)

[Blues]

OH BOY CIRCLEJERK!

Btw we already used Grey idiot, losers don't get to make reappearances.