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SirCarlton
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#1
07-19-2009, 11:09 PM

Yeah... so uhh. my bro and confidant greatbacon has tuned me into this site and server. sounded legit so I went with it. My first game was super mario bros for the super nes. fantastic. like i literally orgasm every time I play now. between now and then I longed for a n64 (finally got one), an xbox, and for a time settled with the PS2. But once the next gen gaming systems started coming out I found myself in a brutal reality of the douchebaggery and skullduggery of goddamn Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo's ungodly scheme to make money off of overrated crap. so last Birth o Baby Jesus Day I went out and bought a ton of PC games and set myself online. Then Greatbacon has showed me the way of Personalizing A PC. So we built a halfway decent machine and here I am. BAM!

Interests: Moonlit walks on the Beach, Ghetto Hopping, food, sleeping, and gaming.

see ya on the servers
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Mission Difficult
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#2
07-19-2009, 11:12 PM

Welcome buddy. Good to have you  Big Grin


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Wyrmidon
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#3
07-19-2009, 11:16 PM

welcome to the forums.  ;D

The Carlton Dance


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Luinbariel
Snailcat ..@:3


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#4
07-19-2009, 11:24 PM

Greetings!
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zaneyard
Made with Whole Gainz (tm)
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#5
07-19-2009, 11:29 PM

supdawg
do you like the beastie boys?


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THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
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#6
07-19-2009, 11:50 PM

A friend of Bacon's is a friend of mine Smile Any favorite games/movies/books to share?



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cannedpeahes
Fan of Vampire Romance literature
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#7
07-20-2009, 12:31 AM

(07-19-2009, 11:09 PM)SirCarlton link Wrote: like i literally orgasm every time I play now.

This.

Common reaction to BRBU. Just make sure you clean up after yourself and/or get Karth to ingest the evidence.

Welcome!
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KarthXLR
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#8
07-20-2009, 12:34 AM

(07-20-2009, 12:31 AM)peaches link Wrote: [quote author=SirCarlton link=topic=3313.msg99240#msg99240 date=1248062968]
like i literally orgasm every time I play now.

This.

Common reaction to BRBU. Just make sure you clean up after yourself and/or get Karth to ingest the evidence.

Welcome!
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I never wanted to be a sperm dumpster.



I WANTED TO BE A LUMBERJACK!

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Honest
Ignoooore Meee, kupo


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#9
07-20-2009, 05:32 AM

[Image: carlton.gif]

Welcome :O


(05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here

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Benito Mussolini
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#10
07-20-2009, 09:04 AM

Hehe..

Friends of food are friends of mine. Welcome.




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Duck, Duck, Goose
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#11
07-20-2009, 10:00 AM

why hello there
or do you prefer
yhallothar?!
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at0m
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#12
07-20-2009, 10:24 AM

PLAY PLANETSIDE

PLAY PLANETSIDE

ARE YOU PLAYING PLANETSIDE YET

PLAY PLANETSIDE

(also, welcome)



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SAVAGE-0
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#13
07-20-2009, 12:24 PM

ghetto hopping is the greatest... always something I tend to do when intoxicated...and almost always ends with a bruise somewhere or another (I guess I'm either not very good or I have bigger eyes than leg muscles haha)

welcome Smile


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Coppanuva
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#14
07-20-2009, 02:03 PM

Welcome! Long walks on the beach... fun stuff. Hope you enjoy it here.
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If-I-Die-Its-Lag
I Play Gaia Online


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#15
07-20-2009, 02:57 PM

Hello.

Brb is cereal business, dawg.
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Mr. Face
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#16
07-20-2009, 03:52 PM

Bacon and Pig Mask AND Carlton?!
Sounds like a sitcom in the making my friends.



Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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SirCarlton
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#17
07-22-2009, 01:26 PM

(07-19-2009, 11:50 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: Any favorite games/movies/books to share?

I'm a fan of Fight Club both the book and the movie, Star Wars, Heart of Darkness, Forest Gump, the Godfather (book and movie), and Ender's Game.

As far as games go: I'm a fan of Fallout Three, Call of Duty (WaW and 4 specifically), anything in the Total War Series, Civilization, Anything on the Orange Box, and Company of Heroes (just got it but it's quickly becoming one of my favorites)
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Geoff
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#18
07-22-2009, 01:44 PM

(07-22-2009, 01:26 PM)SirCarlton link Wrote: [quote author=Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link=topic=3313.msg99256#msg99256 date=1248065431]
Any favorite games/movies/books to share?

I'm a fan of Fight Club both the book and the movie, Star Wars, Heart of Darkness, Forest Gump, the Godfather (book and movie), and Ender's Game.

As far as games go: I'm a fan of Fallout Three, Call of Duty (WaW and 4 specifically), anything in the Total War Series, Civilization, Anything on the Orange Box, and Company of Heroes (just got it but it's quickly becoming one of my favorites)
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You sound like my kind of man.


(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
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#19
07-22-2009, 01:51 PM

(07-22-2009, 01:44 PM)Geoff link Wrote: [quote author=SirCarlton link=topic=3313.msg100077#msg100077 date=1248287169]
[quote author=Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link=topic=3313.msg99256#msg99256 date=1248065431]
Any favorite games/movies/books to share?

I'm a fan of Fight Club both the book and the movie, Star Wars, Heart of Darkness, Forest Gump, the Godfather (book and movie), and Ender's Game.

As far as games go: I'm a fan of Fallout Three, Call of Duty (WaW and 4 specifically), anything in the Total War Series, Civilization, Anything on the Orange Box, and Company of Heroes (just got it but it's quickly becoming one of my favorites)
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You sound like my kind of man.
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#20
07-22-2009, 01:54 PM

(07-22-2009, 01:51 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: [quote author=Geoff link=topic=3313.msg100078#msg100078 date=1248288277]
[quote author=SirCarlton link=topic=3313.msg100077#msg100077 date=1248287169]
[quote author=Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link=topic=3313.msg99256#msg99256 date=1248065431]
Any favorite games/movies/books to share?

I'm a fan of Fight Club both the book and the movie, Star Wars, Heart of Darkness, Forest Gump, the Godfather (book and movie), and Ender's Game.

As far as games go: I'm a fan of Fallout Three, Call of Duty (WaW and 4 specifically), anything in the Total War Series, Civilization, Anything on the Orange Box, and Company of Heroes (just got it but it's quickly becoming one of my favorites)
[/quote]

You sound like my kind of man.
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Stop stealing all the good men. Sad I need those.


(05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here

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