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[CorpseFactor]

turns into poop soon

So...you will literally shit diamonds?

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

this is what I miss when I go to bed early apparently

[Benito Mussolini]

this is what I miss when I go to bed early apparently

=(

I stepped on lava floor before I could read this.


This explains the terrible foot pain.

[Professor Funbucks]

I am perfectly not on the lava!
RESPEK

[Mr. Face]

i made a Boat! Its easy to move you just push it with your pillowized hands.

Hop on board everybody!

[Radio Raheem]

you have a tounge ring and you call honest gay? DATS A MEATSHOT 8)

[Blues]

So I woke up today and couldn't figure out why there were towels covering my floor, I was very confused until I made my way into my kitchen for some breakfast and noticed chocolate syrup and ketchup everywhere and remembered this.

I love being drunk.

What are you kidding radio, lrn2cunnilingus.

[Wrath Of Sandvich]

Does this mean I can get off my couch now?

[Blues]

As far as this thread states the floor is still lava. I lucked out in my early waking stupor and already had a towel path down or I might be dead.

[Dave]

i had to sleep in my computer chair, ive not eaten in 2 days.

[Surf314]

i had to sleep in my computer chair, ive not eaten in 2 days.

If it rolls all you need is a paddle or large stick.

[CorpseFactor]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=3335.msg100478#msg100478 date=1248366678]
i had to sleep in my computer chair, ive not eaten in 2 days.

If it rolls all you need is a paddle or large stick.
[/quote]But the lava will burn those!

[Honest]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3335.msg100479#msg100479 date=1248366901]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=3335.msg100478#msg100478 date=1248366678]
i had to sleep in my computer chair, ive not eaten in 2 days.

If it rolls all you need is a paddle or large stick.
[/quote]But the lava will burn those!
[/quote]

Row with pillows, or cover your paddles in towels. Jesus christ why would god allow something like this to happen! ;_; Someone get Karth, he's cool with God right? D:

[CorpseFactor]

[quote author=Corpse Is Giant! link=topic=3335.msg100481#msg100481 date=1248366965]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3335.msg100479#msg100479 date=1248366901]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=3335.msg100478#msg100478 date=1248366678]
i had to sleep in my computer chair, ive not eaten in 2 days.

If it rolls all you need is a paddle or large stick.
[/quote]But the lava will burn those!
[/quote]

Row with pillows, or cover your paddles in towels. Jesus christ why would god allow something like this to happen! ;_; Someone get Karth, he's cool with God right? D:
[/quote]I'm not sure if Dave has those nearby! Donate and airlift them to him man! We need to start the "Save Dave Foundation" in order to save him!

[Mr. Face]

I'll save you Dave!!!!
*Rows his Pillow Boat to Dave's place*
HOP ON!!!! BEFORE YOU CHAIR MELTS!

[Dave]

face or die...

FUCK YOU GOD!!!

[Surf314]

face or die...

FUCK YOU GOD!!!

I think god died when rick lost his hand.

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

Blues, I'll let you know that reading this first thing in the morning made my day.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=3335.msg100478#msg100478 date=1248366678]
i had to sleep in my computer chair, ive not eaten in 2 days.

If it rolls all you need is a paddle or large stick.
[/quote]

Either that or you can throw your weight to make it move.

[Blues]

That's risky, what if it tips he'll FALL IN THE LAVA