WTF Joel Whacker of SGs Posts: 929 Joined: Mar 2008 |
07-28-2009, 03:33 PM
ADMINSA19017 Hello, my name is Gabe Newell, the C.E.O of Valve. We have made a new offer for nvidia and ati users. Please go to this link : www.************.tk[url=http://] and login into the community to see what games you will get for free.
After completing this offer, you will get the games within 30 minutes. Thank you. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: Hey Gabe, why is your favorite class the spy? o.o ADMINSA19017 It's a 3 days offer ending today, don't miss it. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: That didn't answer the question though. :\ [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: At least tell me what games you're offering ADMINSA19017 There is a bunch to choose from. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: Yeah, but I'm not going to bother looking if they're only offering ones I already have ADMINSA19017 Take a look , I am pretty sure that there is a lot of games that you don.t have. ADMINSA19017 All the content is given by Nvidia. Thank you. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: I'm not Nvidia, why are you thanking me? o.o ADMINSA19017 I am thanking you because I am promoting for Nvidia and I have to be polite. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: Can I ask you something, why would you, the owner of Valve, a very well known and respected corp. have to promote another company that is just as well known, if not more? ADMINSA19017 Because we are offering free offers to thanks our clients. ADMINSA19017 And Nvidia is promoting trough our offers. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: It makes sense I guess [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: Why can't I just get the games from the steam store like normal? [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: I'd really like to have that train simulator ADMINSA19017 Because we are offering free offers to our clients and we need more proof so that's why we are asking a second sign up. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: Why would you need to proove free games that are in the store? How many customers have seen one and ignored it because they didn't think it was real? I mean you guys do have a section for free stuff in the store ADMINSA19017 No, because it's special offers and we are giving out free games to randomly picked up clients. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: And the randomly picked ones get the link to this site? ADMINSA19017 Yes. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: So what happens if I just, send the link out to others? ADMINSA19017 We know ip's of the randomly picked ones. So if a wrong ip's try to connect he will get refused. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: Why not just use the steamID's? People can always use proxies ADMINSA19017 Steam ID's are verified too. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: Both seems a bit extreme to me, I mean, no one is that good ADMINSA19017 Excuse me ? [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: using both an IP and the ID, its kind of extreme. I mean what if the person just moved, and their ID's match but not their IP's? ADMINSA19017 We will ask him cd-key he received when he bought a game. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: ... but you don't get a CD key for steam games? They're all digital ADMINSA19017 Yes you get one , if we can't certify the identity of someone he will miss the offer. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: Where can I check the CD key then? I'd like to view some of mine ADMINSA19017 If you bought the game online you don't have one , but if you bought a steam game in store you will have one. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: I haven't bought any steam games from a store, so what if I had to show you my cd key? I mean, you're going to punish a loyal customer just because he bought all your games from steam, the digital server you made? ADMINSA19017 You will miss the offer , it's not a punishment . It's a free offer. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: I think excluding someone because he uses your service is pretty stupid. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: So you're offering free games to your customers on steam that don't actually use steam? o.o ADMINSA19017 Sorry but we are working like that and it's pretty effective. ADMINSA19017 Games bought in stores use steam. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: they use the steam overlay, but isn't the main purpose of steam to digitally distribute said games? ADMINSA19017 Yes.But for verification we are working like that. ADMINSA19017 I think I answered a lot of your questions. I have not to convince you to take the offer , it's your choice. ADMINSA19017 Thank you for using steam. [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: One more question though ADMINSA19017 Yes ? [wtf] Stop, Drop, and Joel: How many people were dumb enough to fall for this, and have their account stolen? ADMINSA19017 is now Offline. (11-04-2008, 09:06 PM)Surf314 link Wrote:Joel isn't just a furry he is the furry. He's like the furry king. Most here are his subjects. (05-14-2009, 01:35 PM)Vlambo link Wrote:I thought it was gonna be Every White Person vs Joel |
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Surf314 Seriously, this week I'll play PS Posts: 12,078 Joined: Mar 2008 |
07-28-2009, 03:38 PM
I think it's funny that they actually try to have a conversation in character.
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WTF Joel Whacker of SGs Posts: 929 Joined: Mar 2008 |
07-28-2009, 03:41 PM
I had a good 30 minute or more convo with him, really dedicated he was xD
(11-04-2008, 09:06 PM)Surf314 link Wrote:Joel isn't just a furry he is the furry. He's like the furry king. Most here are his subjects. (05-14-2009, 01:35 PM)Vlambo link Wrote:I thought it was gonna be Every White Person vs Joel |
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
07-28-2009, 03:42 PM
should have asked him if you had to download a new flash plugin to watch those CS videos.
(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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WTF Joel Whacker of SGs Posts: 929 Joined: Mar 2008 |
07-28-2009, 03:43 PM
I never think of anything good to say :\
I just keep asking questions and see if I can annoy them (11-04-2008, 09:06 PM)Surf314 link Wrote:Joel isn't just a furry he is the furry. He's like the furry king. Most here are his subjects. (05-14-2009, 01:35 PM)Vlambo link Wrote:I thought it was gonna be Every White Person vs Joel |
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Neonie The Alphabet has 24 Letters Posts: 1,167 Joined: Oct 2008 |
07-28-2009, 03:45 PM
(07-28-2009, 03:43 PM)Metal Lemur Solid link Wrote: I never think of anything good to say :\ I actually thought the stuff you came up with was really good. He kept biting until the end xD |
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
07-28-2009, 03:48 PM
(07-28-2009, 03:45 PM)Neonie-Sensei link Wrote: [quote author=Metal Lemur Solid link=topic=3368.msg102032#msg102032 date=1248813823] I actually thought the stuff you came up with was really good. He kept biting until the end xD [/quote] yeah im just making fun of people who get viruses because they download that new flash plugin to watch some CS video (04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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Dave White Lighting - Extra 50% Free Posts: 4,177 Joined: Jun 2008 |
07-28-2009, 03:51 PM
lol you did well, i usualy just run to my mate so he can ddos the website.
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Honest Ignoooore Meee, kupo Posts: 2,334 Joined: Sep 2008 |
07-28-2009, 04:01 PM
I usually just copy paste what they say and spam it back to them till they sign off.
(05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here |
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Versus My fursona is a blops attack dog Posts: 10,103 Joined: Mar 2008 |
07-28-2009, 04:02 PM
I call them repeatedly.
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Surf314 Seriously, this week I'll play PS Posts: 12,078 Joined: Mar 2008 |
07-28-2009, 04:03 PM
Should pretend you are phishing for another group. Â Save an addy from one and pitch it to another.
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Luinbariel Snailcat ..@:3 Posts: 4,520 Joined: Jun 2008 |
07-28-2009, 04:29 PM
Damnit, that's hilarious. I wish they would try me, I love fucking around with people like that.
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rumsfald Guest |
07-28-2009, 04:44 PM
That's really good Joel. Please report that to Valve if you have not already.
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Professor Funbucks Guest |
07-28-2009, 05:12 PM
D'aww, poor gabe, his fat fingers keep pressing the wrong keys. :C
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Riosan EPIC teamkiller Posts: 677 Joined: Apr 2008 |
07-28-2009, 05:19 PM
"sign up for this"
"why" "because you'll get free shiznit" "why" "because you get games" "why" "BECAUSE" "why" "GDFASGFGDG" |
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WTF Joel Whacker of SGs Posts: 929 Joined: Mar 2008 |
07-28-2009, 05:58 PM
He's been reported. I tried adding him to my friends again but he blocked me :C
(11-04-2008, 09:06 PM)Surf314 link Wrote:Joel isn't just a furry he is the furry. He's like the furry king. Most here are his subjects. (05-14-2009, 01:35 PM)Vlambo link Wrote:I thought it was gonna be Every White Person vs Joel |
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[fr31ns]Karrde The Handy Murse Posts: 2,655 Joined: May 2008 |
07-28-2009, 06:20 PM
My conversations usually don't last very long since I almost immediately get sexual and begin propositioning the scammer.
<+Karrde> welp, time to learn some basic patterning skills <@Negate> 12121212121212121212 <@Negate> there is a simple pattern <+Karrde> I changed my mind. Gonna cosplay as a gay demon from hell and get negate raped instead XD <+Caffeine`work> Karrde: Gay demon? Why would you need to cosplay just go as yourself <+FlyingMongoose> Caffeine`work: Karrde would actually have to tone it down some. |
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Eschatos Jack Thompson Fan Club Member Posts: 4,447 Joined: Mar 2008 |
07-28-2009, 07:16 PM
Just got this:
8:15 PM - [NoD]bOtEdElEjiA[GM&TF2 Hoster] Hello Roxor, you want have many games for your steam its verry easy. just sign in here http://manygame.justfree.com/sign%20in.htm then choose your game and tape login Have fun with this gift !! |
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Benito Mussolini 1 More! Posts: 2,644 Joined: May 2008 |
07-28-2009, 07:19 PM
You should take that link out your first post...
So should you, Rio... And good job keeping him for that long, I never get a long chat either =( [move][glow=black,2,300] Vote Benito 2012  [/glow]                             ï@.[/move] |
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beep beep diglett Uninstalling Posts: 4,033 Joined: Jun 2009 |
07-28-2009, 07:40 PM
fuck theyre still doing this shit?
most people dont fall for it next time you should say you went there and tell him to check out X site, where x is something thatll fuck up his computer |
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