The Drunk Thread

[Dave]

i feel left out

i can't drink beer because i'm allergic to hops, and i've never wanted to try birch beers

bawww

haha your life sucks.

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=753.msg98895#msg98895 date=1247875165]
[quote author=darrrk link=topic=753.msg98855#msg98855 date=1247862841]
i might as well say that smirnoff ice is the king(queen?) of bitch beers

I can no longer drink that shit.

Last time I had it I went to a party when I was already feeling like shit, had the flu; I drank a case of four in about thirty minutes and then I was in the bathroom, throwing up with my pants down when some retarded chick walked in on me (I didn't have the sense of mind to lock the door).

Never again.
[/quote]

I've always loved that story. I mean, as far as drunken stories go, that's pretty awesome.
[/quote]Bet that bitch didn't expect that when she opened the door. Sure didn't sound like it...

[Ianki]

Man it's been a while since this has been bumped.

It's 110 degrees or so in portland.  Or at least it's like 100-105 in portland but it's 110 in my room that somehow has both east and west facing walls, so like any good citizen i went to the movies in order to cool off in the evening.

unfortunately, the movie theater (like all theaters should), sells six dollar pitchers of PBR.  After this, and the 3 whiskey rocks and potstickers i had at the chinese lounge around the corner from the theater after the show, i somehow got into an argument about US foreign policy with my schizophrenic conspiracy theorist house mate and passed out up stairs.  I woke up two hours later in a 95 degree room, an 80 degree night that refuses to enter my windows, and my schizophrenic house mate reading the phone book and yelling at passerbys to "stay out of [his] mind!" at three am.

God bless PBR and old crow for making the whole experience enjoyable.

[at0m]

[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=753.msg99354#msg99354 date=1248119598]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=753.msg98895#msg98895 date=1247875165]
[quote author=darrrk link=topic=753.msg98855#msg98855 date=1247862841]
i might as well say that smirnoff ice is the king(queen?) of bitch beers

I can no longer drink that shit.

Last time I had it I went to a party when I was already feeling like shit, had the flu; I drank a case of four in about thirty minutes and then I was in the bathroom, throwing up with my pants down when some retarded chick walked in on me (I didn't have the sense of mind to lock the door).

Never again.
[/quote]

I've always loved that story. I mean, as far as drunken stories go, that's pretty awesome.
[/quote]Bet that bitch didn't expect that when she opened the door. Sure didn't sound like it...
[/quote]Well did you check missed connections afterwards?

[Surf314]

Tried that canadian 3 pistol beer that I remember someone raving about. It was quite good even if it was in french.

[Dave]

1 pound shots and drinks at some club last night

I dont remeber anything after 12 o clock

have a black eye and phone numbers on my cast

whoops.

[HeK]

Apparently Duluth, MN actually has some decent beers.

But I'll let Crystal explain further and give her impressions on Bacardi's Mojito coolers.

[SBCrystal]

Apparently Duluth, MN actually has some decent beers.

But I'll let Crystal explain further and give her impressions on Bacardi's Mojito coolers.

I think they were good. The only thing I remember is falling into a puddle and trying to braid Caff's hair.
And I think I was trying to put flammable things in the toaster. :/

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=753.msg103152#msg103152 date=1249177598]
Apparently Duluth, MN actually has some decent beers.

But I'll let Crystal explain further and give her impressions on Bacardi's Mojito coolers.

I think they were good. The only thing I remember is falling into a puddle and trying to braid Caff's hair.
And I think I was trying to put flammable things in the toaster. :/
[/quote]

I tried too, it wasn't plugged in. I remember you pulling the coffee maker's filter cup out so that Caff would have to put it back in. Then when he wasn't looking you'd do it again.

We also put lots of garlic salt on chips and stuff.

[Ianki]

i woke up at 4pm and i was drunk by 8.

unemployment can suck it.

[cbre88x]

[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=753.msg103157#msg103157 date=1249179082]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=753.msg103152#msg103152 date=1249177598]
Apparently Duluth, MN actually has some decent beers.
But I'll let Crystal explain further and give her impressions on Bacardi's Mojito coolers.

I think they were good. The only thing I remember is falling into a puddle and trying to braid Caff's hair.
And I think I was trying to put flammable things in the toaster. :/
[/quote]
I tried too, it wasn't plugged in. I remember you pulling the coffee maker's filter cup out so that Caff would have to put it back in. Then when he wasn't looking you'd do it again.
We also put lots of garlic salt on chips and stuff.
[/quote]

The Canadian conspiracy to kill caff has been unveiled!!

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

oh ey i lecft the forum but i was playying so i though i'd post herr just cauyse

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

jesus christ, i hardly remember posting that

good times, my bad if i was annoying as shit btw

[Vongore]

oh gawd i'm so bored, just had a bottle of pisco (go drink that shit now. o h wait you can't that's a chilean drink)

An fin jhoofff won't answer me on msn

i honestly start to feel a lot like dave
don't ask love you man

[at0m]

oh gawd i'm so bored, just had a bottle of pisco (go drink that shit now. o h wait you can't that's a chilean drink)

An fin jhoofff won't answer me on msn

i honestly start to feel a lot like dave
don't ask love you man

mail me some

[SBCrystal]

jesus christ, i hardly remember posting that

good times, my bad if i was annoying as shit btw

That's what the Drunk Thread is for. <3

[Geoff]

oh gawd i'm so bored, just had a bottle of pisco (go drink that shit now. o h wait you can't that's a chilean drink)

An fin jhoofff won't answer me on msn

i honestly start to feel a lot like dave
don't ask love you man

stfu i was trying to watch clerks 2  >

[rumsfald]

Local liquor store now stocks 4 brands of absinthe, but they were cleared out of Pernod.

So far:
Lucid >> Grand Absente > Absente.

[Surf314]

Local liquor store now stocks 4 brands of absinthe, but they were cleared out of Pernod.

So far:
Lucid >> Grand Absente > Absente.

From what I've read Lucid is the only true absinthe. It was made by a chemical engineer which means science and anything alcoholic made by science is amazing.

[Dave]

in before science.jpg