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Hobospartan BRB, Posting  Posts: 1,531 Joined: Jul 2009 |
08-20-2009, 02:02 AM
Well, not pulled really, I was riding my bike home from work, and kinda stared at him as we passed each other. Like 30 seconds later I noticed he had come up behind me, and stopped in front of my fucking neighbors house. He made me keep my hands up, as he got out, and asked me where I was going, then made me get off my bike with my hands still on my head. Then had me sit on the hood of his car as he checked out my info. He ended up calling two other cops, one of who talked to me, and wound up telling me that I should wear a helmet, and put a light on my bike. Well, they also said that there were reports of vandals at the school down the street where I live...but yeah, the first guy was a real prick, but the second guy was cool.
(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop (06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation. (01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar. You don't ever run out of booze. You just might have to switch to a different drink. (11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award. (01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard. It got there through my nose. ![[Image: brosquadtaghobro-1.png]](http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j299/White_Spartan/brosquadtaghobro-1.png){kind=small}
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Honest Ignoooore Meee, kupo Posts: 2,334 Joined: Sep 2008 |
08-20-2009, 02:24 AM
Jawesome. Same thing happened to me a few weeks ago. I was finishing up my morning jog and this cop pulls me over and asks for my ID. 'cause you know, people jog with their wallets and shit in their pocket. So after a good 10 minutes of trying to tactfully explain this to him he asked me if I knew of this stupid symbol on stop signs, which I didn't. Then he asked what high school I went to and went "Oh you're 21? Well then have a good day."
(05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here 
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Totla Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Posts: 1,025 Joined: Sep 2008 |
08-20-2009, 02:33 AM
(08-20-2009, 02:24 AM)SUPER MACHO MAN link Wrote: this stupid symbol on stop signs (07-30-2009, 06:49 PM)jeff link Wrote: (09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.  |
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Honest Ignoooore Meee, kupo Posts: 2,334 Joined: Sep 2008 |
08-20-2009, 02:37 AM
(08-20-2009, 02:33 AM)Tortilla link Wrote: [quote author=SUPER MACHO MAN link=topic=3490.msg107485#msg107485 date=1250753060] (07-30-2009, 06:49 PM)jeff link Wrote:[/quote] Pretty sure that means run in front of traffic. (05-10-2009, 07:39 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote:in the straightest way possible i have to say honest is by far the best looking person here
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm)   Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
08-20-2009, 03:02 AM
geoff put that thing there... SHHHH
(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps  Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
08-20-2009, 04:13 AM
3-way
hehehe Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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CaffeinePowered Mad Hatter   Posts: 12,998 Joined: Mar 2008 |
08-20-2009, 04:52 AM
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ZargonX Hit em with a Splersh Posts: 1,323 Joined: Mar 2008 |
08-20-2009, 08:39 AM
(08-20-2009, 04:52 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=3490.msg107496#msg107496 date=1250759603] Pac-Man ghost [/quote] Pac-Man 3-way? |
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Coppanuva Coob enforcement officer 1st class Posts: 861 Joined: Jul 2009 |
08-20-2009, 09:21 AM
Someone tell me that I'm not the only one who came in here expecting a story about the cop giving a handjob. The title is misleading.
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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom  Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
08-20-2009, 09:29 AM
(08-20-2009, 08:39 AM)ZargonX link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3490.msg107505#msg107505 date=1250761926] Pac-Man ghost [/quote] Pac-Man 3-way? [/quote]I'd hit it with a WAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKA  "If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...." "Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause! Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu |
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Geoff Real World Azn Posts: 3,921 Joined: Apr 2008 |
08-20-2009, 11:28 AM
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every sticker hand crafted with love from yours truly (10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel |
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Hobospartan BRB, Posting Posts: 1,531 Joined: Jul 2009 |
08-20-2009, 11:45 AM
Well this got derailed quickly.
(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop (06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation. (01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar. You don't ever run out of booze. You just might have to switch to a different drink. (11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award. (01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard. It got there through my nose.
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Mr. Face Necrophiliamaniac Posts: 1,628 Joined: Dec 2008 |
08-20-2009, 12:18 PM
(08-20-2009, 09:29 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=ZargonX link=topic=3490.msg107520#msg107520 date=1250775583] Pac-Man ghost [/quote] Pac-Man 3-way? [/quote]I'd hit it with a WAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKA [/quote] 100 Points!  Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_ 
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Duck, Duck, Goose Guest |
08-20-2009, 05:00 PM
(08-20-2009, 11:45 AM)Hobospartan link Wrote: Well this got derailed quickly.Welcome to brbu.  I've yet to be pulled over, for anything (other than one ride program, where they pull EVERYONE over to check for drinking and driving), and I really don't want to be. |
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HeK Rotartsinimda  Posts: 4,183 Joined: Jun 2015 |
08-20-2009, 05:06 PM
(08-20-2009, 05:00 PM)Nitrous Oxide link Wrote: [quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=3490.msg107544#msg107544 date=1250786747]Welcome to brbu. I've yet to be pulled over, for anything (other than one ride program, where they pull EVERYONE over to check for drinking and driving), and I really don't want to be. [/quote] I got pulled over by Military Police for doing 40km/h in a 30km/h zone (25 mph in a 20 mph zone), received a ticket, grew a beard, and telepathically forced the court to throw out the ticket. |
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08-20-2009, 06:17 PM
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Ianki Pedo^H^H Appreciator of the Youth Posts: 2,450 Joined: Apr 2008 |
08-20-2009, 06:51 PM
(08-20-2009, 06:17 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: NSFW misleading title is false advertising. do you have a special image search that pulls exactly what you want? No matter what i type into google, i get the same three crappy family pictures. |
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rumsfald Guest |
08-20-2009, 07:09 PM
(08-20-2009, 06:51 PM)Ianki link Wrote: do you have a special image search that pulls exactly what you want? Pulls. Good pun! Let me google that for you. |
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Ianki Pedo^H^H Appreciator of the Youth Posts: 2,450 Joined: Apr 2008 |
08-21-2009, 01:31 AM
(08-20-2009, 07:09 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Ianki link=topic=3490.msg107647#msg107647 date=1250812273] Pulls. Good pun! Let me google that for you. [/quote] you must have a very interesting history for your wife and neighbors to discover |
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