Omegel Pasta Thread AND Real Pasta Thread. (NSFW)

[Neonie]

This next one went on for entirely to long but I still won in the end becuase it was troll vs. troll and they disconnected:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: fuck Israel
You: fuck indonesia
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where r u from
You: and Russa for that matter
You: taking californa >:C
Stranger: then fuck Israel
You: oh I'm from Zargon 7
Stranger: say it for others
Stranger: fuck Israel
You: well it'll get tired if you fuck it to much
Stranger: so everybody will do fuck israel
You: how do you will do?
Stranger: they are fuckers
You: do you like Futa?
Stranger: what is that
Stranger: Futa?
You: ladies with penis
Stranger: why not
Stranger: once i tried them
Stranger: are you
You: yes :3
Stranger: so how can i help u here
You: well I want to researve a room
Stranger: not with me
You: this is the HolIday Inn chat line though right? :O
Stranger: i am here to fuck israel
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Server it up



Alternatively, this is ALSO the Pasta it self thread. Feel free to talk about real dishes and how god damn good anything covered in marina is.

[KarthXLR]

[A. Crow]

before I shipped I was spending entirely too much time, on omegle.  My ratio was about 4:1 troll conversation to legitimate conversation, leading to some very long and fruitful conversations delivering such gems as:



and



and NSFW

[Neonie]

before I shipped I was spending entirely too much time, on omegle.  My ratio was about 4:1 troll conversation to legitimate conversation, leading to some very long and fruitful conversations delivering such gems as:



and



oh yeah, this post possibly NSFW.  ^.^b

haha oh wow, Ya I met a tall blond in Australia and she is MAIN FUCKING STREAM. Like she only uses the internet for chatting and myspace, it's like talking to someone from another fucking planet.

[Radio Raheem]

wait i can post porn here right? gimme a minute hang on

[A. Crow]

I totally sanitized my post, you can drop the nsfw tag if you edit your quote

had to dredge up the chick with the crutches pic from a chat log, surprised it was still there actually.  In other news, girls should stay off skateboards unless they already have requisite coordination.  I actually have a couple facebook friends from omegle.

[Radio Raheem]

shtup crow dont do that check this out dude



i wanted porn but this was better


ahahaha JACKPOT

[Chaosye]

:C

[Badgerman of DOOM]

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