Chaosye Lurker Posts: 326 Joined: Jun 2008 |
09-02-2009, 08:45 PM
You: [Omegle is required by law to state that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender.]
You: haiii Stranger: m or f You: both You: ;3 Stranger: fuck ur self Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ahahhaha :3 |
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Neonie The Alphabet has 24 Letters Posts: 1,167 Joined: Oct 2008 |
09-02-2009, 11:07 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: stranger danger stranger danger! Stranger: are you a horny girls? You: I am many horny girls You: as one entity Stranger: like to party You: you have been put on hold.. please wait [2 minutes go by, I shit you not] You: I'm sorry sir we can't reactivate your account Stranger: what You: access to your account has been denited sir. We caught you idleing and we frown deeply upon flamingos Stranger: you have face book You: No sir my face is not in any books |
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Neonie The Alphabet has 24 Letters Posts: 1,167 Joined: Oct 2008 |
09-02-2009, 11:08 PM
(09-02-2009, 11:07 PM)Neonie-Sensei link Wrote: Connecting to server... God damnit why do I keep quoting my self when I mean to edit the post. |
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3clipse Gay for Richard Simmons Posts: 953 Joined: May 2008 |
09-03-2009, 03:12 AM
(09-02-2009, 11:08 PM)Neonie-Sensei link Wrote: [quote author=Neonie-Sensei link=topic=106.msg110683#msg110683 date=1251950852] God damnit why do I keep quoting my self when I mean to edit the post. [/quote] HAHA! KataKlipse [Meow!]: Was today macho of me? +|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very. +|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex* KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES! 3clipse|brb.u|: so are we best buddies? dapngwnman: lol what? 3clipse|brb.u|: lol hahaha dapngwnman: that was extremely creepy sir |
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CorpseFactor BRB, Posting Posts: 609 Joined: Jul 2008 |
09-04-2009, 05:35 PM
(09-02-2009, 11:07 PM)Neonie in a Suit link Wrote: Connecting to server...Oh god, that made me laugh way too much |
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Mr. Face Necrophiliamaniac Posts: 1,628 Joined: Dec 2008 |
09-05-2009, 01:42 PM
We should just make an Omegle Pasta Thread
Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_ |
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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
09-05-2009, 02:03 PM
"If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...." "Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause! Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu |
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Squishy3 Closet Furry Posts: 5,757 Joined: May 2008 |
09-05-2009, 07:11 PM
(09-05-2009, 01:42 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: We should just make an Omegle Pasta Threadwhere is face and what have you done with him don't tell face i said this i like you better |
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KarthXLR Free of STD's ... lolwut? Posts: 9,927 Joined: May 2008 |
09-06-2009, 01:42 AM
'Gump [brb.u]: http://i28.tinypic.com/15o84e0.jpg EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: so that's what I look like 'Gump [brb.u]: It's a conspiracy between the engineer EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: ... 'Gump [brb.u]: and the shoop face EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: !!! EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: GREAT SCOTT 'Gump [brb.u]: *universe implodes* |
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Neonie The Alphabet has 24 Letters Posts: 1,167 Joined: Oct 2008 |
09-06-2009, 05:25 AM
(09-05-2009, 02:03 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=106.msg111433#msg111433 date=1252176160]this. [/quote] you guys should be careful what you wish for : |
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Mr. Face Necrophiliamaniac Posts: 1,628 Joined: Dec 2008 |
09-06-2009, 12:16 PM
Oh my god the omegle thread was buttraped by Mutated Bears :o
That was horrible Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_ |
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask Fierce Pork Trooper Posts: 2,553 Joined: May 2008 |
09-06-2009, 12:51 PM
Versus-pwny-: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/12723880c...35fdff.jpg
Versus-pwny-: there are a LOT of comments on this pic Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: O_O Versus-pwny-: one comment (lol): I didn't pay much attention to Hiyori in the Lucky Star series, but this picture has made me appreciate her quite a bit. I can't look at her frightened expression without feeling some pain myself. The tears pouring down her face hit me the hardest. Hiyori's fear for her life has a deep impact on me. It makes me feel better to believe that someone will help her, and she'll make it to a hospital and live through today. I hate the possibility that she could die. Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: no more guro D: Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: LOL Versus-pwny-: this was kind of a boner killer when i was looking for porn Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Lol Versus-pwny-: OR WAS IT |
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Neonie The Alphabet has 24 Letters Posts: 1,167 Joined: Oct 2008 |
09-06-2009, 02:20 PM
(09-06-2009, 12:16 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: Oh my god the omegle thread was buttraped by Mutated Bears :o Lol ya it was pretty bad, I was the one who locked it btw (09-06-2009, 12:51 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: Versus-pwny-: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/12723880c...35fdff.jpg Versus finds a new fetish, I lul'd. |
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Mr. Face Necrophiliamaniac Posts: 1,628 Joined: Dec 2008 |
09-06-2009, 09:59 PM
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: but mah tauntkills ((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: whoops wrong person ((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: ahaha Face feels fat :C: WHO YOU TAKLING TA ((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: someone ((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: who isnt you ((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: IM CHEATING ON YOU Face feels fat :C: :O ((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: ALSO I GOT A SECRET DIVORCE ((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: AND I LEGALLY CHANGED THE REQUIRED AGE FOR SEX SO NOW IM LOLI ((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: AND YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE ((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: AND YOU'RE IN JAIIIIIL Face feels fat :C: ;_; ;_; Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_ |
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Squishy3 Closet Furry Posts: 5,757 Joined: May 2008 |
09-06-2009, 10:03 PM
... Except Loli is underaged depictions of girls that aren't real, and the true definition of pedophile is for someone who goes after children that haven't gone through puberty.
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Mr. Face Necrophiliamaniac Posts: 1,628 Joined: Dec 2008 |
09-06-2009, 10:06 PM
(09-06-2009, 10:03 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: ... Except Loli is underaged depictions of girls that aren't real, and the true definition of pedophile is for someone who goes after children that haven't gone through puberty.Does this mean im not a pedo Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_ |
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beep beep diglett Uninstalling Posts: 4,033 Joined: Jun 2009 |
09-06-2009, 10:07 PM
(09-06-2009, 10:06 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=106.msg111765#msg111765 date=1252292600]Does this mean im not a pedo [/quote] no, we just need to redefine loli or make a new word |
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SBCrystal BRB, Posting Posts: 578 Joined: Dec 2008 |
09-07-2009, 12:16 AM
(09-06-2009, 12:51 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: Versus-pwny-: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/12723880c...35fdff.jpg Goddamnit, Versus, I love you. |
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CaffeinePowered Mad Hatter Posts: 12,998 Joined: Mar 2008 |
09-08-2009, 05:23 AM
 Sig by Joel |
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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
09-10-2009, 02:03 PM
context is overrated.
[15:00:01] * ainmosni goes off to mooseturbate "If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...." "Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause! Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu |
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