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Chaosye
Lurker


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09-02-2009, 08:45 PM

You: [Omegle is required by law to state that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender.]
You: haiii
Stranger: m or f
You: both
You: ;3
Stranger: fuck ur self
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ahahhaha


:3
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Neonie
The Alphabet has 24 Letters


Posts: 1,167
Joined: Oct 2008
09-02-2009, 11:07 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: stranger danger stranger danger!
Stranger: are you a horny girls?
You: I am many horny girls
You: as one entity
Stranger: like to party
You: you have been put on hold.. please wait
[2 minutes go by, I shit you not]
You: I'm sorry sir we can't reactivate your account
Stranger: what
You: access to your account has been denited sir. We caught you idleing and we frown deeply upon flamingos
Stranger: you have face book
You: No sir my face is not in any books


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Neonie
The Alphabet has 24 Letters


Posts: 1,167
Joined: Oct 2008
09-02-2009, 11:08 PM

(09-02-2009, 11:07 PM)Neonie-Sensei link Wrote: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: stranger danger stranger danger!
Stranger: are you a horny girls?
You: I am many horny girls
You: as one entity
Stranger: like to party
You: you have been put on hold.. please wait
[2 minutes go by, I shit you not]
You: I'm sorry sir we can't reactivate your account
Stranger: what
You: access to your account has been denited sir. We caught you idleing and we frown deeply upon flamingos
Stranger: you have face book
You: No sir my face is not in any books

God damnit why do I keep quoting my self when I mean to edit the post.


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3clipse
Gay for Richard Simmons


Posts: 953
Joined: May 2008
09-03-2009, 03:12 AM

(09-02-2009, 11:08 PM)Neonie-Sensei link Wrote: [quote author=Neonie-Sensei link=topic=106.msg110683#msg110683 date=1251950852]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: stranger danger stranger danger!
Stranger: are you a horny girls?
You: I am many horny girls
You: as one entity
Stranger: like to party
You: you have been put on hold.. please wait
[2 minutes go by, I shit you not]
You: I'm sorry sir we can't reactivate your account
Stranger: what
You: access to your account has been denited sir. We caught you idleing and we frown deeply upon flamingos
Stranger: you have face book
You: No sir my face is not in any books

God damnit why do I keep quoting my self when I mean to edit the post.
[/quote]
HAHA!


KataKlipse [Meow!]: Was today macho of me?
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very.
+|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex*
KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES!

3clipse|brb.u|: so are we best buddies?
dapngwnman: lol what?
3clipse|brb.u|: lol hahaha
dapngwnman: that was extremely creepy sir
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CorpseFactor
BRB, Posting


Posts: 609
Joined: Jul 2008
09-04-2009, 05:35 PM

(09-02-2009, 11:07 PM)Neonie in a Suit link Wrote: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: stranger danger stranger danger!
Stranger: are you a horny girls?
You: I am many horny girls
You: as one entity
Stranger: like to party
You: you have been put on hold.. please wait
[2 minutes go by, I shit you not]
You: I'm sorry sir we can't reactivate your account
Stranger: what
You: access to your account has been denited sir. We caught you idleing and we frown deeply upon flamingos
Stranger: you have face book
You: No sir my face is not in any books
Oh god, that made me laugh way too much


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Mr. Face
Necrophiliamaniac


Posts: 1,628
Joined: Dec 2008
09-05-2009, 01:42 PM

We should just make an Omegle Pasta Thread



Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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at0m
Official Con Soccer Mom


Posts: 7,800
Joined: Jun 2008
09-05-2009, 02:03 PM

(09-05-2009, 01:42 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: We should just make an Omegle Pasta Thread
this.



"If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...."
"Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause!
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Squishy3
Closet Furry


Posts: 5,757
Joined: May 2008
09-05-2009, 07:11 PM

(09-05-2009, 01:42 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: We should just make an Omegle Pasta Thread
where is face and what have you done with him

don't tell face i said this i like you better


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KarthXLR
Free of STD's ... lolwut?


Posts: 9,927
Joined: May 2008
09-06-2009, 01:42 AM

[Image: 15o84e0.jpg]

'Gump [brb.u]: http://i28.tinypic.com/15o84e0.jpg
EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: so that's what I look like
'Gump [brb.u]: It's a conspiracy between the engineer
EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: ...
'Gump [brb.u]: and the shoop face
EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: !!!
EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: GREAT SCOTT
'Gump [brb.u]: *universe implodes*
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Neonie
The Alphabet has 24 Letters


Posts: 1,167
Joined: Oct 2008
09-06-2009, 05:25 AM

(09-05-2009, 02:03 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=106.msg111433#msg111433 date=1252176160]
We should just make an Omegle Pasta Thread
this.
[/quote]

you guys should be careful what you wish for  :Smile


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Mr. Face
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Posts: 1,628
Joined: Dec 2008
09-06-2009, 12:16 PM

Oh my god the omegle thread was buttraped by Mutated Bears :o

That was horrible



Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
Fierce Pork Trooper


Posts: 2,553
Joined: May 2008
09-06-2009, 12:51 PM

Versus-pwny-: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/12723880c...35fdff.jpg
Versus-pwny-: there are a LOT of comments on this pic
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: O_O
Versus-pwny-: one comment (lol): I didn't pay much attention to Hiyori in the Lucky Star series, but this picture has made me appreciate her quite a bit. I can't look at her frightened expression without feeling some pain myself. The tears pouring down her face hit me the hardest. Hiyori's fear for her life has a deep impact on me.

It makes me feel better to believe that someone will help her, and she'll make it to a hospital and live through today. I hate the possibility that she could die.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: no more guro D:
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: LOL
Versus-pwny-: this was kind of a boner killer when i was looking for porn
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Lol
Versus-pwny-: OR WAS IT



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Neonie
The Alphabet has 24 Letters


Posts: 1,167
Joined: Oct 2008
09-06-2009, 02:20 PM

(09-06-2009, 12:16 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: Oh my god the omegle thread was buttraped by Mutated Bears :o

That was horrible

Lol ya it was pretty bad, I was the one who locked it btw  Tongue

(09-06-2009, 12:51 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: Versus-pwny-: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/12723880c...35fdff.jpg
Versus-pwny-: there are a LOT of comments on this pic
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: O_O
Versus-pwny-: one comment (lol): I didn't pay much attention to Hiyori in the Lucky Star series, but this picture has made me appreciate her quite a bit. I can't look at her frightened expression without feeling some pain myself. The tears pouring down her face hit me the hardest. Hiyori's fear for her life has a deep impact on me.

It makes me feel better to believe that someone will help her, and she'll make it to a hospital and live through today. I hate the possibility that she could die.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: no more guro D:
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: LOL
Versus-pwny-: this was kind of a boner killer when i was looking for porn
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Lol
Versus-pwny-: OR WAS IT

Versus finds a new fetish, I lul'd.


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Mr. Face
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Posts: 1,628
Joined: Dec 2008
09-06-2009, 09:59 PM


((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: but mah tauntkills
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: whoops wrong person
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: ahaha
Face feels fat :C: WHO YOU TAKLING TA
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: someone
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: who isnt you
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: IM CHEATING ON YOU
Face feels fat :C: :O
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: ALSO I GOT A SECRET DIVORCE
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: AND I LEGALLY CHANGED THE REQUIRED AGE FOR SEX SO NOW IM LOLI
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: AND YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: AND YOU'RE IN JAIIIIIL
Face feels fat :C: ;_;

;_;



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Squishy3
Closet Furry


Posts: 5,757
Joined: May 2008
09-06-2009, 10:03 PM

... Except Loli is underaged depictions of girls that aren't real, and the true definition of pedophile is for someone who goes after children that haven't gone through puberty.


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Mr. Face
Necrophiliamaniac


Posts: 1,628
Joined: Dec 2008
09-06-2009, 10:06 PM

(09-06-2009, 10:03 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: ... Except Loli is underaged depictions of girls that aren't real, and the true definition of pedophile is for someone who goes after children that haven't gone through puberty.
Does this mean im not a pedo Smile



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beep beep diglett
Uninstalling


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Joined: Jun 2009
09-06-2009, 10:07 PM

(09-06-2009, 10:06 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=106.msg111765#msg111765 date=1252292600]
... Except Loli is underaged depictions of girls that aren't real, and the true definition of pedophile is for someone who goes after children that haven't gone through puberty.
Does this mean im not a pedo Smile
[/quote]

no, we just need to redefine loli or make a new word
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SBCrystal
BRB, Posting


Posts: 578
Joined: Dec 2008
09-07-2009, 12:16 AM

(09-06-2009, 12:51 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: Versus-pwny-: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/12723880c...35fdff.jpg
Versus-pwny-: there are a LOT of comments on this pic
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: O_O
Versus-pwny-: one comment (lol): I didn't pay much attention to Hiyori in the Lucky Star series, but this picture has made me appreciate her quite a bit. I can't look at her frightened expression without feeling some pain myself. The tears pouring down her face hit me the hardest. Hiyori's fear for her life has a deep impact on me.

It makes me feel better to believe that someone will help her, and she'll make it to a hospital and live through today. I hate the possibility that she could die.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: no more guro D:
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: LOL
Versus-pwny-: this was kind of a boner killer when i was looking for porn
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Lol
Versus-pwny-: OR WAS IT

Goddamnit, Versus, I love you.


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http://uneditedcrystal.com/blog/
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CaffeinePowered
Mad Hatter
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Posts: 12,998
Joined: Mar 2008
09-08-2009, 05:23 AM

Like Omegle, but for fundies


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at0m
Official Con Soccer Mom


Posts: 7,800
Joined: Jun 2008
09-10-2009, 02:03 PM

context is overrated.

[15:00:01] * ainmosni goes off to mooseturbate



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Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu
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