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[beep beep diglett]

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[quote author=Neonie in a Suit link=topic=2632.msg111949#msg111949 date=1252355629]
[quote author=Tim link=topic=2632.msg111947#msg111947 date=1252355461]
i dunno what a grow capsule is but if its supposed to be mystery themed put corners of razor blades in one of the pieces and have it a mystery who killed the kid

I'm pretty sure a grow capsule are those sponges that make cute little things when they get wet (hence why he doesn't want them to get wet, lest they expand inside the cake).
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Neonie is correct! And Tim should not be allowed around children.
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why not his bald head seems pretty trustworthy
[/quote]The fact that his head is uncovered and in the open all the time is exactly why he should be kept away from children.
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All the man's saying is if your kid's dumb enough to swallow a razor blade then they can at least die being part of a sweet murder mystery at a local library.
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^truth

plus it would teach kids to never trust libraries or books, which is good too

[Mr. Face]

[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=2632.msg111958#msg111958 date=1252357244]
[quote author=diglett link=topic=2632.msg111957#msg111957 date=1252357053]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg111952#msg111952 date=1252355887]
[quote author=Neonie in a Suit link=topic=2632.msg111949#msg111949 date=1252355629]
[quote author=Tim link=topic=2632.msg111947#msg111947 date=1252355461]
i dunno what a grow capsule is but if its supposed to be mystery themed put corners of razor blades in one of the pieces and have it a mystery who killed the kid

I'm pretty sure a grow capsule are those sponges that make cute little things when they get wet (hence why he doesn't want them to get wet, lest they expand inside the cake).
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Neonie is correct! And Tim should not be allowed around children.
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why not his bald head seems pretty trustworthy
[/quote]The fact that his head is uncovered and in the open all the time is exactly why he should be kept away from children.
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All the man's saying is if your kid's dumb enough to swallow a razor blade then they can at least die being part of a sweet murder mystery at a local library.
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How old are these kids, if they're over 9 then they should probably know better

Maybe 8

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg111932#msg111932 date=1252352634]
Sigs are fixed.

Not for me >.< Still a 1 Char limit.
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It reset again, fix yoursig before it fucks up again

[Surf314]

Dear god WTF is wrong with people. I thought Obama's speech to kids was fantastic. Are people that determined to work themselves in to an outrage over every damn thing this man does? Oh my god Obama peed in a white toilet! This obviously is symbolic of his desire to keep white men down.

[Honest]

Dear god WTF is wrong with people. I thought Obama's speech to kids was fantastic. Are people that determined to work themselves in to an outrage over every damn thing this man does? Oh my god Obama peed in a white toilet! This obviously is symbolic of his desire to keep white men down.

Uh he's clearly a nazi. Crazy bitch said so.

Barney Frank Confronts Woman At Townhall Comparing Obama To Hitler

Repost I know, but Barney Frank is my favorite person this month. Also I just assume everyone who hates Obama is racist till they have decent points.

So my entire family is racist.

[Totla]

I finally got a Nigerian e-mail. I am so happy.

[Luinbariel]

I finally got a Nigerian e-mail. I am so happy.

Milk it for all its worth!



I don't get those anymore.

[Surf314]

I'm actually pretty pissed after reading Obama's speech. I found it pretty moving. I've been pretty moderate all my life but finding myself increasingly liberal just out of hatred of these people. This article pretty much sums up how I feel right now.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/9...acy-Theory

BRB going to find some leather chaps to march in the next gay pride parade, start a soul college and join the people standing on the corner of University and 13th that have all the "try bush and cheney for war crimes" posters.

[beep beep diglett]

I'm actually pretty pissed after reading Obama's speech. I found it pretty moving. I've been pretty moderate all my life but finding myself increasingly liberal just out of hatred of these people. This article pretty much sums up how I feel right now.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/9...acy-Theory

BRB going to find some leather chaps to march in the next gay pride parade, start a soul college and join the people standing on the corner of University and 13th that have all the "try bush and cheney for war crimes" posters.

oh no honest has brainwashed him

[Honest]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg112039#msg112039 date=1252377037]
I'm actually pretty pissed after reading Obama's speech. I found it pretty moving. I've been pretty moderate all my life but finding myself increasingly liberal just out of hatred of these people. This article pretty much sums up how I feel right now.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/9...acy-Theory

BRB going to find some leather chaps to march in the next gay pride parade, start a soul college and join the people standing on the corner of University and 13th that have all the "try bush and cheney for war crimes" posters.

oh no honest has brainwashed him
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Only the first part. Make sure they are assless.

[Squishy3]

I'm actually pretty pissed after reading Obama's speech. I found it pretty moving. I've been pretty moderate all my life but finding myself increasingly liberal just out of hatred of these people. This article pretty much sums up how I feel right now.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/9...acy-Theory

BRB going to find some leather chaps to march in the next gay pride parade, start a soul college and join the people standing on the corner of University and 13th that have all the "try bush and cheney for war crimes" posters.

Conan had a funny take on this. It goes along the lines of "Tomorrow, Obama is performing a television speech to all the schools in America. Republican parents are keeping their kids home from school so they aren't forced to watch it. Kids have now voted Obama best president ever."

[CaffeinePowered]

The louder and faster my co-worker in the next cube over types, the more important the email he is sending is.

Right now, he's sending a really really fucking important email

[zaneyard]

The louder and faster my co-worker in the next cube over types, the more important the email he is sending is.

Right now, he's sending a really really fucking important email

lol, get a digital sound recorder in his cubical so we can hear it.

[A. Crow]

The guys in my freshmen dorm told me they could tell how aggravating my girlfriend was being at any given time by how hard I was typing on the keyboard while talking to her on messenger.  I had a really freaking loud keyboard.  And a really freaking aggravating GF.

In other news, i met a Regimental Sergeant Major in the Australian army today.

[Mr. Face]

Tell me if you're having a birthday so i don't have to rush your BirthdayMspaint

[Totla]

Tell me if you're having a birthday so i don't have to rush your BirthdayMspaint

January 3. Do not forget.

[Surf314]

LOL guess who just sent me their recruitment spam. University of Illinois. Maybe I should consider going there and hanging out with Caff?

[zaneyard]

yay having a higher upload speed than download.
ilu2 comcast

[CaffeinePowered]

LOL guess who just sent me their recruitment spam. University of Illinois. Maybe I should consider going there and hanging out with Caff?

I wouldn't call our lawschool top tier (to my knowledge at least), but its pretty good from my understanding, also Champaign is awesome

[HeK]

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The louder and faster my co-worker in the next cube over types, the more important the email he is sending is.

Right now, he's sending a really really fucking important email

lol, get a digital sound recorder in his cubical so we can hear it.
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I printed off a large report from MIT on decoding key-presses from a distance using a directional microphone and specialized acoustic processing software. I left it anonymously on the desk of the chief information officer. I am still waiting to hear what crack-pot, thousand dollar, silenced keyboard we will be receiving.