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#21
10-04-2009, 05:15 PM

(10-04-2009, 12:03 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Headcrab Zombie link=topic=3693.msg116369#msg116369 date=1254675241]
Face, you could buy me a Graphics Card so I'll be back on Steam.  ;D
A good one. XD
but then when your other graphics card gets there it will be awkward

and the delivery man will see you with a graphics card in your hands and youll say

"oh... hi..."

and then he'll run away in tears
[/quote]
that genuinely made me laugh


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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#22
10-04-2009, 05:41 PM

(10-04-2009, 05:15 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3693.msg116370#msg116370 date=1254675804]
[quote author=Dr. Headcrab Zombie link=topic=3693.msg116369#msg116369 date=1254675241]
Face, you could buy me a Graphics Card so I'll be back on Steam.  ;D
A good one. XD
but then when your other graphics card gets there it will be awkward

and the delivery man will see you with a graphics card in your hands and youll say

"oh... hi..."

and then he'll run away in tears
[/quote]
that genuinely made me laugh
[/quote] You have no idea XD
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Mr. Face
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#23
10-04-2009, 06:02 PM

(10-04-2009, 05:41 PM)Dr. Headcrab Zombie link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3693.msg116405#msg116405 date=1254694546]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3693.msg116370#msg116370 date=1254675804]
[quote author=Dr. Headcrab Zombie link=topic=3693.msg116369#msg116369 date=1254675241]
Face, you could buy me a Graphics Card so I'll be back on Steam.  ;D
A good one. XD
but then when your other graphics card gets there it will be awkward

and the delivery man will see you with a graphics card in your hands and youll say

"oh... hi..."

and then he'll run away in tears
[/quote]
that genuinely made me laugh
[/quote] You have no idea XD
[/quote]
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Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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Vongore
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#24
10-04-2009, 09:46 PM

Best way to spend your b-day money

Bookmark it


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Dr. Headcrab Zombie
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#25
10-05-2009, 05:38 PM

(10-04-2009, 12:03 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Headcrab Zombie link=topic=3693.msg116369#msg116369 date=1254675241]
Face, you could buy me a Graphics Card so I'll be back on Steam.  ;D
A good one. XD
but then when your other graphics card gets there it will be awkward

and the delivery man will see you with a graphics card in your hands and youll say

"oh... hi..."

and then he'll run away in tears
[/quote] So the answers is no?
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#26
10-05-2009, 05:41 PM

So far ive got

Afro gel
Party
Mail order bride
Video games
Headcrab's graphics card
2 more gbs
orange fursuit



Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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#27
10-06-2009, 04:55 PM

Do you need a Mouse Pad? The Japanese make "interesting" ones...
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Mr. Face
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#28
10-06-2009, 05:20 PM

(10-06-2009, 04:55 PM)Dr. Headcrab Zombie link Wrote: Do you need a Mouse Pad? The Japanese make "interesting" ones...
I just typed up Japanes Mouse Pad on google images

That was a terrible decision



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Dr. Headcrab Zombie
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#29
10-06-2009, 05:27 PM

(10-06-2009, 05:20 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Headcrab Zombie link=topic=3693.msg116743#msg116743 date=1254866104]
Do you need a Mouse Pad? The Japanese make "interesting" ones...
I just typed up Japanes Mouse Pad on google images

That was a terrible decision
[/quote] Ahahahahaha XD I just needed a laugh!
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#30
10-07-2009, 02:45 AM

A 28 year old male presents with foreskin stuck in his zipper. Too quick leaving the bathroom? No, his girlfriend used her teeth to zip him up after a blow job and completely fucked it up.


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#31
10-07-2009, 08:49 AM

(10-07-2009, 02:45 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: A 28 year old male presents with foreskin stuck in his zipper. Too quick leaving the bathroom? No, his girlfriend used her teeth to zip him up after a blow job and completely fucked it up.

is it me or does duck not like this thread much at all?


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#32
10-07-2009, 01:48 PM

(10-07-2009, 08:49 AM)SAVAGE-0 link Wrote: [quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=3693.msg116843#msg116843 date=1254901550]
A 28 year old male presents with foreskin stuck in his zipper. Too quick leaving the bathroom? No, his girlfriend used her teeth to zip him up after a blow job and completely fucked it up.

is it me or does duck not like this thread much at all?
[/quote]
I think he's giving me great ideas



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