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Vongore
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#61
10-09-2009, 09:03 AM

my uni went fucktard and blocked 70% of the web, now i can't even log into mibbit or see most of your avatars


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copulatingduck
Following in Gordon's Footsteps


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#62
10-09-2009, 09:27 AM

owned

edit: get a proxy or setup a vpn or something


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Mr. Face
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#63
10-09-2009, 10:41 AM

I have had a temperature of 102 for the past 3 days

I haven't gone to school for the past 3 days which means I'm going to have so much shit to do over the weekend

I called my friend and he thought i was dead Tongue

When i get out of bed all the pain comes rushing back in and it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks



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Vongore
The Chilean God of Lightning


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#64
10-09-2009, 10:59 AM

(10-09-2009, 09:27 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: owned

edit: get a proxy or setup a vpn or something

Most well-known proxies are blocked, and i don't quite trust http://freeproxies11134.tk


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Versus
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#65
10-09-2009, 11:06 AM

I fell asleep while writing my lab report and missed the class it was for. Sad



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copulatingduck
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#66
10-09-2009, 11:09 AM

i wish i still had the chatlog of me telling you "dont fall asleep, that happened to me one time and it was 30% of my final grade"


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CaffeinePowered
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#67
10-09-2009, 11:55 AM

(10-09-2009, 11:09 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: i wish i still had the chatlog of me telling you "dont fall asleep, that happened to me one time and it was 30% of my final grade"


rapedidiot

I almost slept through a midterm for my Java course (yes I know, java, lawl), I woke up 30 min before the test started and had to run 1.5 miles across campus to get to the CS building to take it. Got a B+


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#68
10-09-2009, 01:37 PM

I got fucked up last night and passed out while playing Demon's Souls and my guy walked off a tower and I lost all my souls.
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Vongore
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#69
10-09-2009, 01:39 PM

(10-09-2009, 11:55 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=3709.msg117179#msg117179 date=1255104549]
i wish i still had the chatlog of me telling you "dont fall asleep, that happened to me one time and it was 30% of my final grade"


rapedidiot

I almost slept through a midterm for my Java course (yes I know, java, lawl), I woke up 30 min before the test started and had to run 1.5 miles across campus to get to the CS building to take it. Got a B+
[/quote]

Happened something similar to me today, have my last java course next week, today was the last practice class. I had tons of questions to do, but i overslept and woke up with diarrhea, so after going to uni, i could hold only 15 mins before i had to rush back home


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3clipse
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#70
10-14-2009, 04:56 PM

Emma broke up with me today, had 4 tests, and my computer wont boot...
Fan-Fucking tastic.


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Luinbariel
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#71
10-14-2009, 05:01 PM

Sorry to hear that, Sad
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Versus
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#72
10-14-2009, 05:10 PM

Sad

better luck with the next one :-* :-* :-*



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#73
10-14-2009, 05:30 PM

I went to go pee at school. I walk up to the urinal and do my business. Now, I had just had a chocolate chip cookie a couple minutes before so my spit was sticky from the sugar. I spit into the urinal and it goes down in one big strand. I didn't realize it was still connected to my mouth and when I breathed in it a bit of it came out of the urinal and into my mouth. PITY ME! ):<


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Greatbacon
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#74
10-14-2009, 05:33 PM

(10-14-2009, 05:30 PM)Spore link Wrote: I went to go pee at school. I walk up to the urinal and do my business. Now, I had just had a chocolate chip cookie a couple minutes before so my spit was sticky from the sugar. I spit into the urinal and it goes down in one big strand. I didn't realize it was still connected to my mouth and when I breathed in it a bit of it came out of the urinal and into my mouth. PITY ME! ):<
I lol'd
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Surf314
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#75
10-14-2009, 07:35 PM

(10-09-2009, 01:37 PM)Aerox link Wrote: I got fucked up last night and passed out while playing Demon's Souls and my guy walked off a tower and I lost all my souls.

I hit pause and I was getting out of the pause menu and I hit circle and guess what my character decided to do, also guess what was behind me at the time.....


NOTHING!


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cannedpeahes
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#76
10-14-2009, 07:48 PM

Can I post an awesome old crazy-ex story?
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Totla
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#77
10-14-2009, 08:45 PM

I have a metric shit-ton of homework due over the next week.
Also I have a 6k for crew on saturday. For those of you not rowing-savvy, imagine you and seven other people dragging 1500+ lbs 6 kilometers as fast as you can, and at the end you're not able to even think, much less sit upright.


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Darklink
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#78
10-14-2009, 08:48 PM

(10-06-2009, 07:51 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: today i accidentally started a conversation about me being a furry and getting a fursuit

it ended with someone showing us an article about a guy being killed by having buttsex with a horse.
old news mr. hands


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Mr. Face
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#79
10-14-2009, 08:55 PM

(10-14-2009, 08:48 PM)darrrk link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg116774#msg116774 date=1254876707]
today i accidentally started a conversation about me being a furry and getting a fursuit

it ended with someone showing us an article about a guy being killed by having buttsex with a horse.
old news mr. hands
[/quote]
wat?



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Darklink
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#80
10-14-2009, 08:56 PM

(10-14-2009, 08:55 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [quote author=darrrk link=topic=3709.msg117999#msg117999 date=1255571315]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg116774#msg116774 date=1254876707]
today i accidentally started a conversation about me being a furry and getting a fursuit

it ended with someone showing us an article about a guy being killed by having buttsex with a horse.
old news mr. hands
[/quote]
wat?
[/quote]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan


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