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Mr. Face
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#81
10-14-2009, 09:08 PM

(10-14-2009, 08:56 PM)darrrk link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg118000#msg118000 date=1255571721]
[quote author=darrrk link=topic=3709.msg117999#msg117999 date=1255571315]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg116774#msg116774 date=1254876707]
today i accidentally started a conversation about me being a furry and getting a fursuit

it ended with someone showing us an article about a guy being killed by having buttsex with a horse.
old news mr. hands
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wat?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan
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Did you read what everyone said above that?

doesn't matter anyway that was 3 pages ago


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ThunderStain
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#82
10-14-2009, 09:50 PM

(10-14-2009, 07:48 PM)peaches link Wrote: Can I post an awesome old crazy-ex story?

Yes. Il post mine if you post yours

if you want to kill yourself get a dog. it is impossible to let down a dog.
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zaneyard
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#83
10-14-2009, 10:04 PM

My ex is crazy.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Wedge
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#84
10-15-2009, 04:04 AM

I have scars from my ex.  Like, literal ones.  Because he sharpened his nails like claws.  Yeeeeeeeeah.

(09-11-2008, 05:11 PM)Dave link Wrote:i would totaly ride that gay ass dragon thing.
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#85
10-15-2009, 07:50 AM

(10-14-2009, 08:45 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: I have a metric shit-ton of homework due over the next week.
Also I have a 6k for crew on saturday. For those of you not rowing-savvy, imagine you and seven other people dragging 1500+ lbs 6 kilometers as fast as you can, and at the end you're not able to even think, much less sit upright.

Pfft, I run a 5k for cross country every saturday.  Do you know how hard it is to carry a 1500 lb boat by yourself while running? It's not easy.


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#86
10-15-2009, 08:02 AM

(10-15-2009, 04:04 AM)Wedge link Wrote: I have scars from my ex.  Like, literal ones.  Because he sharpened his nails like claws.  Yeeeeeeeeah.

Wait...wat

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Professor Funbucks
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#87
10-15-2009, 08:29 AM

I fell down a flight of stairs and woke up with another goddamn scar on my arm.
Fuck yeah.
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#88
10-15-2009, 09:36 AM

Test tomorrow, test Monday, test Tuesday. Yeah, I love my life.
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#89
10-15-2009, 09:49 AM

(10-15-2009, 08:29 AM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: I fell down a flight of stairs and woke up with another goddamn scar on my arm.
Fuck yeah.

I remember after a night of heavy tequila drinking I woke up clothed in my lofted bed, the light was still on and I somehow had a gash in my palm

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KorJax
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#90
10-15-2009, 09:57 AM

I had a job interview last week and just got let known that I didn't get the job.

Yay!

:'(

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#91
10-15-2009, 11:50 AM

(10-15-2009, 04:04 AM)Wedge link Wrote: I have scars from my ex.  Like, literal ones.  Because he sharpened his nails like claws.  Yeeeeeeeeah.
That's pretty fucked up. I thought my ex was crazy.
I guess she was just messed up in the head. The whole baggage thing.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Neonie
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#92
10-15-2009, 01:03 PM

You one you meet will ever be 100% normal, everyone is going to come with their own emotional baggage. More or less, and whether they hide it at first or not, it will come out eventually.

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#93
10-15-2009, 01:49 PM

So, I've told you that I'm in the furry fandom. I Google myself regularly (even before I went to work at Google) and I realized that searches for my real name came up in these furry web sites. So I did all the right things. I made a blog, got my LinkedIn network up and running, and put my resume up several places, so that I had a business-ready presence. I was ready to get hired... and I was confident that there was a bit of searching to find my furry stuff; my tech-support credentials would come up first.
Then I finally got Facebook. I added all my workmates and high school buddies.
And then, because people care about this shit, someone went back to their photos from Anthrocon 2003 and made sure to tag their one photo of me with my real Facebook name.

Fuck my life.

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Versus
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#94
10-15-2009, 02:09 PM

:-X

also: I'm guessing wedge doesn't like Vega.


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#95
10-15-2009, 02:18 PM

(10-15-2009, 07:50 AM)Eschatos link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg117998#msg117998 date=1255571151]
I have a metric shit-ton of homework due over the next week.
Also I have a 6k for crew on saturday. For those of you not rowing-savvy, imagine you and seven other people dragging 1500+ lbs 6 kilometers as fast as you can, and at the end you're not able to even think, much less sit upright.

Pfft, I run a 5k for cross country every saturday.  Do you know how hard it is to carry a 1500 lb boat by yourself while running? It's not easy.
[/quote]I wish we did a 5k run instead of 6k rowing. I'll gladly trade you.

(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.
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#96
10-15-2009, 07:01 PM

Yeah this is my top fuck my life story...

One time when me and my ex were having sex, I guess I want paying attention and I came out too far and as I went back in, my foreskin got pulled back too far and it got ripped. Blood was pouring out of my dick as I jumped up and ran across my room to grab a pair of underwear to try to stop the bleeding. I couldn't pee without pain for a week and for 3 months I couldn't jack off or have sex. The day after I tried to beat off and just opened the wound again. Im pretty sure I got some of my dick blood in/on her.

if you want to kill yourself get a dog. it is impossible to let down a dog.
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#97
10-15-2009, 07:16 PM

(10-15-2009, 07:01 PM)ThunderStain link Wrote: Yeah this is my top fuck my life story...

One time when me and my ex were having sex, I guess I want paying attention and I came out too far and as I went back in, my foreskin got pulled back too far and it got ripped. Blood was pouring out of my dick as I jumped up and ran across my room to grab a pair of underwear to try to stop the bleeding. I couldn't pee without pain for a week and for 3 months I couldn't jack off or have sex. The day after I tried to beat off and just opened the wound again. Im pretty sure I got some of my dick blood in/on her.

I knew there was a reason I called you thundercrotch.

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#98
10-15-2009, 07:19 PM

(10-15-2009, 02:09 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: :-X

also: I'm guessing wedge doesn't like Vega.

I love Vega, it's like a free win whenever I see him show up.

(09-11-2008, 05:11 PM)Dave link Wrote:i would totaly ride that gay ass dragon thing.
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10-15-2009, 07:32 PM

(10-15-2009, 01:49 PM)k0ala link Wrote: So, I've told you that I'm in the furry fandom. I Google myself regularly (even before I went to work at Google) and I realized that searches for my real name came up in these furry web sites. So I did all the right things. I made a blog, got my LinkedIn network up and running, and put my resume up several places, so that I had a business-ready presence. I was ready to get hired... and I was confident that there was a bit of searching to find my furry stuff; my tech-support credentials would come up first.
Then I finally got Facebook. I added all my workmates and high school buddies.
And then, because people care about this shit, someone went back to their photos from Anthrocon 2003 and made sure to tag their one photo of me with my real Facebook name.

Fuck my life.
that's why i have 8 kids and i'm married to a 15 year old guy on facebook
so then if they ever say anything about it i will say "you believe everything you see on the interenet?"

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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#100
10-15-2009, 08:07 PM

(10-15-2009, 07:32 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg118065#msg118065 date=1255632570]
So, I've told you that I'm in the furry fandom. I Google myself regularly (even before I went to work at Google) and I realized that searches for my real name came up in these furry web sites. So I did all the right things. I made a blog, got my LinkedIn network up and running, and put my resume up several places, so that I had a business-ready presence. I was ready to get hired... and I was confident that there was a bit of searching to find my furry stuff; my tech-support credentials would come up first.
Then I finally got Facebook. I added all my workmates and high school buddies.
And then, because people care about this shit, someone went back to their photos from Anthrocon 2003 and made sure to tag their one photo of me with my real Facebook name.

Fuck my life.
that's why i have 8 kids and i'm married to a 15 year old guy on facebook
so then if they ever say anything about it i will say "you believe everything you see on the interenet?"
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Zane readd me as your kid.

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