The "Fuck my life" thread

[zaneyard]

it seems as if my maybe three month long(don't really remember how long it's been, almost since i broke up with kayla) euphoria has unfortunately ended.
edit
it's been since early june, almost 4 months now that i haven't ever felt unhappy

i'm having trouble controlling my brain like i used to be able to.
i think part of the euphoria was that I was making myself happy, at least by thinking that I am.

tl;dr
I think I'm getting lonely.  :-\

[KarthXLR]

I think I'm getting lonely.  :-\

ever considered getting a dog or something?

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg118435#msg118435 date=1255902154]
I think I'm getting lonely.  :-\

ever considered getting a dog or something?
[/quote]

haha, I have two cats, it's not quite the same as people

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Karth is Ego Tripping link=topic=3709.msg118437#msg118437 date=1255902361]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg118435#msg118435 date=1255902154]
I think I'm getting lonely.  :-\

ever considered getting a dog or something?
[/quote]

haha, I have two cats, it's not quite the same as people
[/quote]
Dogs>Cats

[Mr. Face]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg118438#msg118438 date=1255902821]
[quote author=Karth is Ego Tripping link=topic=3709.msg118437#msg118437 date=1255902361]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg118435#msg118435 date=1255902154]
I think I'm getting lonely.  :-\

ever considered getting a dog or something?
[/quote]

haha, I have two cats, it's not quite the same as people
[/quote]
Dogs>Cats
[/quote]
Dogs are only better if your lonely because they are a LOT more dependant on their owner than cats

Cats are funner though, hell I don't even need to put a bowl of food out for my cat, he eats a bird of rat like every day

[Surf314]

You choose your mental state and create the world you live in, best thing I learned from my troubled times.

[Luinbariel]

I prefer cats. They don't require as much of my attention and know how to care for themselves, and yet they are affectionate and loving when treated and raised correctly.

Dogs are cool too but I personally don't have the time or patience for one.

[copulatingduck]

dogs are attention whores. if you're mega-lonely they're nice, but otherwise they're a burden and annoying

[Surf314]

I have 3 cats and 1 is a complete attention whore.

[Benito Mussolini]

Cats are better than dogs.

Proof:
Dogs smell.

Q.E.D.

[Greatbacon]

Cats are better than dogs.

Proof:
Dogs smell.

Q.E.D.

Cats also smell.

Thus, your argument is invalid.

[Benito Mussolini]

[quote author=Benito link=topic=3709.msg118463#msg118463 date=1255916164]
Cats are better than dogs.

Proof:
Dogs smell.

Q.E.D.

Cats also smell.

Thus, your argument is invalid.
[/quote]

I'm sorry, but dogs always smell. Cats clean themselves and only poop in litter (which eliminates the smell).
My cats have always smelled good (and all the dogs I have met smelled bad), I have no idea what you are talking about...

[Luinbariel]

He's got a point... all cats I've ever had have always smelled good, aside from the few minutes after they get out of the litter box.

My kitty smells like the wheat fields for some fucking reason.

[Greatbacon]

My dog does not smell.  My friend's dogs do not smell.

I don't know what kind of dogs you like to hang out with, but I suspect a flawed data pool.

[Benito Mussolini]

My dog does not smell.  My friend's dogs do not smell.

I don't know what kind of dogs you like to hang out with, but I suspect a flawed data pool.

I don't hang out with dogs. They smell too much for that.

And there is no such thing as a flawed data pool. Not for a dictator such as me.



By the way, I wonder what would dog bacon taste like...?

[Luinbariel]

My dog does not smell.  My friend's dogs do not smell.

I don't know what kind of dogs you like to hang out with, but I suspect a flawed data pool.

I know of at least one dog that always smelled, but that was a small sample.

[Mr. Face]

I have both a dog AND 2 cats

I have been prepared for all this through years of living with these kinds

Cats:
PROS:
They clean themselves
They poop IN the litter
They need less attention than dogs
They kill stuff for you
They're quiet (sometimes)

CONS:
They need to be let in and our a lot
They bring back the dead stuff (ewww)
They jump up on your computer and annoy you


DOGS:
PROS:
They can do tricks
They are tons of fun to play with
They can pull you around on a skateboard :3
They are friendly with other dogs
They love you up more than cats

CONS:
They smell (Bacon, although some dogs do not smell, I'm CERTAIN that the number of overall cats that smell is a lot smaller than the number of overall dogs)
They cost more (ex: Food, Toys, etc.)
They need more attention or will be all gloomy gus

5/3 vs. 5/3

They're equal

[HeK]

Cats:


CONS:
They need to be let in and our a lot
They bring back the dead stuff (ewww)
They jump up on your computer and annoy you

If you have a house cat who know not of the outside, then this negates 2 of your cons.

[KarthXLR]

[Benito Mussolini]

[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg118474#msg118474 date=1255919029]
Cats:


CONS:
They need to be let in and our a lot
They bring back the dead stuff (ewww)
They jump up on your computer and annoy you

If you have a house cat who know not of the outside, then this negates 2 of your cons.
[/quote]

Was going to add this.

Cats win.