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Mr. Face
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10-31-2009, 11:33 AM

(10-30-2009, 11:44 PM)jeff link Wrote: [quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg120436#msg120436 date=1256949887]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg120433#msg120433 date=1256948953]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg120428#msg120428 date=1256946405]
Counting down the days until I can put several hundred miles between me and my mother.

Wait... you don't want to leave home?  You posted in the fml thread...
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Grow up a little and you'll really start to appreciate your own home. After almost 3 years of not being with them i've turned down tons of offers of going somewhere on summer vacations to stay with them.
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You don't know my family Vongore.  Sure I like them, but...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...%20parents
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My best friends asian and he can go to sleep whenever the fuck he wants
And the "Parents hitz us" is stupid, a lot of people from different races get hit. Out of any race i am aware of Asian is the lowest to be hit

In other news for a month i get to have like 4 guys come into my house and redo the kitchen so now the Fridge is in the living room and the Microwave is in the Dining room

And my grandma is coming to visit on the last week they are doing this

Oh god this is gonna suck



Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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Luinbariel
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10-31-2009, 05:15 PM

My parents used to spank, if that counts as hitting. Probably not the same, but still.
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Neonie
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10-31-2009, 08:18 PM

I've been spanked, slapped, hit, beaten with a school bag, chased into by bedroom and punched, had my door knocked down and been pinned against the wall until i spoke (which i never did actually speak, or at least i never told them what they wanted to know.)

Some of it was my step parents, some of it my real parents. The more extreme stuff (school bag and wall pin) were both step parents.


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zaneyard
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10-31-2009, 08:25 PM

what about horrible parenting skills now?
all of that shit just teaches kids that they need to resort to violence in order to get what they want


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I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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Mr. Face
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10-31-2009, 08:57 PM

I agree with Zane

i also think this is an ugly topic even for the fml thread



Sticks and stones may break my bones (but -1s hurt forever ;_Wink
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Neonie
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10-31-2009, 09:00 PM

(10-31-2009, 08:57 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: I agree with Zane

i also think this is an ugly topic even for the fml thread

Actually, this is exactly the kind of topic that should probably go on in this thread between terrible shit happening to people  Tongue

edit: Maybe I'm just morbid... I don't know I don't really care about much. Anything in the past is in the past, i don't mind talking about it.


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If-I-Die-Its-Lag
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10-31-2009, 09:12 PM

Now for something less serious.

I gain a pound.
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Neonie
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10-31-2009, 09:27 PM

(10-31-2009, 09:12 PM)If-I-Die-Its-Lag link Wrote: Now for something less serious.

I gain a pound.

[Image: 633841344713467705-anorexia.jpg]


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If-I-Die-Its-Lag
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10-31-2009, 09:29 PM

I'm about 165. I'm trying to light things up here.
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Versus
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11-01-2009, 04:37 AM

(10-31-2009, 09:29 PM)If-I-Die-Its-Lag link Wrote: I'm about 165. I'm trying to light things up here.

FAT

(weighs between 180 and 185)



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Neonie
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11-01-2009, 11:23 AM

I'm 150  ;D


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11-01-2009, 11:24 AM

(11-01-2009, 04:37 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [quote author=If-I-Die-Its-Lag link=topic=3709.msg120548#msg120548 date=1257042563]
I'm about 165. I'm trying to light things up here.

FAT

(weighs between 180 and 185)
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11-01-2009, 11:44 AM

(11-01-2009, 11:24 AM)Eightball link Wrote: [quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg120579#msg120579 date=1257068239]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-Lag link=topic=3709.msg120548#msg120548 date=1257042563]
I'm about 165. I'm trying to light things up here.

FAT

(weighs between 180 and 185)
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If-I-Die-Its-Lag
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11-01-2009, 04:20 PM

(11-01-2009, 11:44 AM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg120598#msg120598 date=1257092684]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg120579#msg120579 date=1257068239]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-Lag link=topic=3709.msg120548#msg120548 date=1257042563]
I'm about 165. I'm trying to light things up here.

FAT

(weighs between 180 and 185)
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:'(
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Versus
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11-01-2009, 04:41 PM

:-*



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11-01-2009, 04:43 PM

130, motherfuckers. And I'm not anorexic. I just stay active.


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Totla
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11-01-2009, 05:21 PM

150, but 6'3".
I'm trying to get up to 190.


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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Greatbacon
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11-01-2009, 05:29 PM

(11-01-2009, 05:21 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: 150, but 6'3".
I'm trying to get up to 190.
I'll trade you my 190 for your 6'3''
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ThunderStain
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11-01-2009, 05:37 PM

stop talking about weightTongue  I got really drunk last night and apparently made a huge ass of my self.


if you want to kill yourself get a dog. it is impossible to let down a dog.
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Eschatos
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11-01-2009, 07:36 PM

(11-01-2009, 04:43 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: 140, motherfuckers. And I'm not anorexic. I just stay active.



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