The "Fuck my life" thread

[Surf314]

Fuck me this is shit. I did a personal appraisal and now they are asking me why the appraisal is so low when we came not to far under what they had it on sale for for months with no one buying. I don't think they've paid yet. This is probably going to be an issue. I was so busy I didn't make sure they paid before I sent it out. I really need that money for my wife's birthday thing.

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[Neonie]

Fuck me this is shit. I did a personal appraisal and now they are asking me why the appraisal is so low when we came not to far under what they had it on sale for for months with no one buying. I don't think they've paid yet. This is probably going to be an issue. I was so busy I didn't make sure they paid before I sent it out. I really need that money for my wife's birthday thing.

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I feel like this issue needs more context.. maybe I missed it somewhere. If you explained what an appraisal this was for, what you were sending out and all that jazz, plz copy paste or link kthx.

[Turtle]

WINDOWS 7 YOU SON OF A BITCH

IM LATE FOR L4D2 NOOOOOOOOOOO >

[Totla]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg122792#msg122792 date=1258501877]
Fuck me this is shit. I did a personal appraisal and now they are asking me why the appraisal is so low when we came not to far under what they had it on sale for for months with no one buying. I don't think they've paid yet. This is probably going to be an issue. I was so busy I didn't make sure they paid before I sent it out. I really need that money for my wife's birthday thing.

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I feel like this issue needs more context.. maybe I missed it somewhere. If you explained what an appraisal this was for, what you were sending out and all that jazz, plz copy paste or link kthx.
[/quote]I'm assuming a house or some other property. He sent them the amount he appraised it for before receiving payment, which is like letting someone leave the store with their stuff before paying, and hoping they'll come back to pay for it.

[Surf314]

[quote author=Neonie in a Suit link=topic=3709.msg122814#msg122814 date=1258510263]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg122792#msg122792 date=1258501877]
Fuck me this is shit. I did a personal appraisal and now they are asking me why the appraisal is so low when we came not to far under what they had it on sale for for months with no one buying. I don't think they've paid yet. This is probably going to be an issue. I was so busy I didn't make sure they paid before I sent it out. I really need that money for my wife's birthday thing.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I feel like this issue needs more context.. maybe I missed it somewhere. If you explained what an appraisal this was for, what you were sending out and all that jazz, plz copy paste or link kthx.
[/quote]I'm assuming a house or some other property. He sent them the amount he appraised it for before receiving payment, which is like letting someone leave the store with their stuff before paying, and hoping they'll come back to pay for it.
[/quote]

Basically I wrote a big report for someone who wasn't a bank. People who aren't banks have trouble with things like "we are legally a third party and cannot advocate any side in an appraisal" or "payment cannot be contingent on a value being reached THIS IS ILLEGAL." So yea we traditionally make them pay before or at time of getting the report because especially now everyone thinks their values should be higher and they will sometimes think they can just not pay us if they aren't happy.

I seriously didn't even play this appraisal safe. It was pretty fair to them considering some of the stuff I was hearing that could have let me drop the value if I didn't feel like things were getting better (and they are having to do leases for my dad lets me in on this).

[Neonie]

[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg122828#msg122828 date=1258514329]
[quote author=Neonie in a Suit link=topic=3709.msg122814#msg122814 date=1258510263]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg122792#msg122792 date=1258501877]
Fuck me this is shit. I did a personal appraisal and now they are asking me why the appraisal is so low when we came not to far under what they had it on sale for for months with no one buying. I don't think they've paid yet. This is probably going to be an issue. I was so busy I didn't make sure they paid before I sent it out. I really need that money for my wife's birthday thing.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I feel like this issue needs more context.. maybe I missed it somewhere. If you explained what an appraisal this was for, what you were sending out and all that jazz, plz copy paste or link kthx.
[/quote]I'm assuming a house or some other property. He sent them the amount he appraised it for before receiving payment, which is like letting someone leave the store with their stuff before paying, and hoping they'll come back to pay for it.
[/quote]

Basically I wrote a big report for someone who wasn't a bank. People who aren't banks have trouble with things like "we are legally a third party and cannot advocate any side in an appraisal" or "payment cannot be contingent on a value being reached THIS IS ILLEGAL." So yea we traditionally make them pay before or at time of getting the report because especially now everyone thinks their values should be higher and they will sometimes think they can just not pay us if they aren't happy.

I seriously didn't even play this appraisal safe. It was pretty fair to them considering some of the stuff I was hearing that could have let me drop the value if I didn't feel like things were getting better (and they are having to do leases for my dad lets me in on this).
[/quote]

Ah ok, I understand now thanks for the explanation.

[at0m]

...but I've got hardware problems and can't get it to work.

[CaffeinePowered]

...but I've got hardware problems and can't get it to work.

What kind of problems?

[Surf314]

Update: I think I may have been able to diffuse the situation. I may no longer be fucked out of however many hours I worked. But I did piss off my boss.

[A. Crow]

FML.

[beep beep diglett]

FML.

mmmm iron rations

[Geoff]

well guys, me and my friends had this really great idea to all sign up for swim team this year.  we don't know what we're doing.  i barely know how to swim. 


first practice is monday, they make you swim 6 miles a day for conditioning.  YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Surf314]

well guys, me and my friends had this really great idea to all sign up for swim team this year.  we don't know what we're doing.  i barely know how to swim. 


first practice is monday, they make you swim 6 miles a day for conditioning.   YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Swim team may be the best thing that will happen to you getting in shape wise. Plus the ladies love a guy in a speedo.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg122892#msg122892 date=1258577427]
well guys, me and my friends had this really great idea to all sign up for swim team this year.  we don't know what we're doing.  i barely know how to swim. 


first practice is monday, they make you swim 6 miles a day for conditioning.   YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Swim team may be the best thing that will happen to you getting in shape wise. Plus the ladies love a guy in a speedo.
[/quote]

A speedo just makes you look like you are carrying grapes in the wrong place, trunks are where its at

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg122893#msg122893 date=1258577585]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg122892#msg122892 date=1258577427]
well guys, me and my friends had this really great idea to all sign up for swim team this year.  we don't know what we're doing.  i barely know how to swim. 


first practice is monday, they make you swim 6 miles a day for conditioning.   YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Swim team may be the best thing that will happen to you getting in shape wise. Plus the ladies love a guy in a speedo.
[/quote]

A speedo just makes you look like you are carrying grapes in the wrong place, trunks are where its at
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Swim team = speedo I hate to be the one breaking it to Gee-Hoff

[copulatingduck]

get raped tiny azn man in a speedo



lol

[Versus]

lol

[Geoff]

i know right, my friend did swim team last year, got a boner, and ripped a hole in his speedo.




well anyways, basically i'm gonna get raped as duck anticipated, because my swimming skill pretty much tops off at the "i can stay alive for awhile if i fall out of the boat" level. 

[A. Crow]

Ah, then you should make your weakness your strength!

also, boner + speedo = comedy.

[Greatbacon]

i know right, my friend did swim team last year, got a boner, and ripped a hole in his speedo.




well anyways, basically i'm gonna get raped as duck anticipated, because my swimming skill pretty much tops off at the "i can stay alive for awhile if i fall out of the boat" level.   

graped son