The "Fuck my life" thread

[Turtle]

car smash

That sucks but damn nice job not hitting the guard rail.

Also i hope you got in a fight with that douche

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg123036#msg123036 date=1258686121]
car smash

That sucks but damn nice job not hitting the guard rail.

Also i hope you got in a fight with that douche
[/quote]I felt kinda bad for him, he had his kid in the backseat in a child seat (the kid was fine thank god) and the dude was like a year younger than me. That's a shitty deal both ways. He was really apologetic about it too, not at all like WTF WHYD YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80

[Turtle]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg123043#msg123043 date=1258688348]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg123036#msg123036 date=1258686121]
car smash

That sucks but damn nice job not hitting the guard rail.

Also i hope you got in a fight with that douche
[/quote]I felt kinda bad for him, he had his kid in the backseat in a child seat (the kid was fine thank god) and the dude was like a year younger than me. That's a shitty deal both ways. He was really apologetic about it too, not at all like WTF WHYD YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80
[/quote]
Oh

fuck now i feel bad for wanting you to fight him

[Turtle]

I was biting my nails and i now have a huge infection on my right middle finger. Hurts just to touch stuff with it. I'm holding it in ice water as we speak.
Oh my god the size of my finger

[at0m]

I was biting my nails and i now have a huge infection on my right middle finger. Hurts just to touch stuff with it. I'm holding it in ice water as we speak.
Oh my god the size of my finger

If it's infected, soak it in warm salt water. Ice water will make it hurt less but won't make the infection go away. Then dry it off and put some Neosporin (or your antibiotic medical ointment of choice like bacitracin or polysporin) on it and wrap it in a clean band-aid or bandage. If it starts to turn funny colors or smell strange, go to a doctor.

[Luinbariel]

They technically wrote my car off because some dickfuck broke the driver's side window.

I got monies for it and thanks to a nice guy at the insurance place I still get to insure it and drive it. Now I don't give a fuck if I get hit; I can't be sued and I already got the most for my car that I ever will.

But srsly, they write cars off for nothing.

[Neonie]

I was biting my nails and i now have a huge infection on my right middle finger. Hurts just to touch stuff with it. I'm holding it in ice water as we speak.
Oh my god the size of my finger

Ya but now you can tell people to fuck off with twice as much power as usual.

[Surf314]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg123049#msg123049 date=1258688985]
I was biting my nails and i now have a huge infection on my right middle finger. Hurts just to touch stuff with it. I'm holding it in ice water as we speak.
Oh my god the size of my finger

Ya but now you can tell people to fuck off with twice as much power as usual.
[/quote]

with great power comes great responsibility.

[Squishy3]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg123049#msg123049 date=1258688985]
I was biting my nails and i now have a huge infection on my right middle finger. Hurts just to touch stuff with it. I'm holding it in ice water as we speak.
Oh my god the size of my finger

If it's infected, soak it in warm salt water. Ice water will make it hurt less but won't make the infection go away. Then dry it off and put some Neosporin (or your antibiotic medical ointment of choice like bacitracin or polysporin) on it and wrap it in a clean band-aid or bandage. If it starts to turn funny colors or smell strange, go to a doctor.
[/quote]the actual video isn't on youtube, but here's this.

Neosporin

[ThunderStain]

Almost got in a car crash. I was driving and looking for a cd a the same time and before I knew it I was half on the road half on some guys lawn turning 180 degrees. I missed a fire hydrant by 4 inches. Also tomorrow morning i have to get up at 9 and help my mom/ other old ladies sell crafts at an elementary school. Im getting really drunk tonight.

[HeK]

Was backing out of my garage when I stopped. My driver's side mirror was sitting an inch past the frame of the garage door.
I toss it into first, release the brake and roll backwards folding my mirror outwards towards the front of the car.... handbrake!!! So now the mirror flops around and doesn't point anywhere useful.

I have the Japanese-only optional power folding mirrors, modified to work on a left-hand drive car. Replacement cost in around $300 in parts per.... if you can find it.

I guess this was taken into account then the mirrors were designed, as I was able to hit the fold button on the console and watch as the mirror snapped back into place....

[beep beep diglett]

see this is why i dont own a car

[[fr31ns]Karrde]

I was biting my nails and i now have a huge infection on my right middle finger. Hurts just to touch stuff with it. I'm holding it in ice water as we speak.
Oh my god the size of my finger

Here's a treatment coming from the resident BRBU Nursing Student:

Soak it in hot water.  It should be a hypertonic solution, but I wouldn't use salt necessarily.  If you have it, dreft or a similar soap works well.  The solution should be pretty hot, so much that it's hard to put it in right away.  Avoid any squeezing.  Soak it for 15-25 minutes 3-4 times per day as able.  When done, rinse.  Apply some kind of antibiotic ointment and then bandage it.  If you don't have/don't want ointment, bandage it and keep it clean, dry, and intact.  Should clear up in a few days.  If it gets a LOT worse or starts to smell really funky, you need to see a doctor.  The human mouth is full of really nasty bacteria.

[A. Crow]

have your dog lick it.

[Eschatos]

Karrde link=topic=3709.msg123132#msg123132 date=1258761790]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg123049#msg123049 date=1258688985]
I was biting my nails and i now have a huge infection on my right middle finger. Hurts just to touch stuff with it. I'm holding it in ice water as we speak.
Oh my god the size of my finger

Here's a treatment coming from the resident BRBU Nursing Student:

Soak it in hot water.  It should be a hypertonic solution, but I wouldn't use salt necessarily.  If you have it, dreft or a similar soap works well.  The solution should be pretty hot, so much that it's hard to put it in right away.  Avoid any squeezing.  Soak it for 15-25 minutes 3-4 times per day as able.  When done, rinse.  Apply some kind of antibiotic ointment and then bandage it.  If you don't have/don't want ointment, bandage it and keep it clean, dry, and intact.  Should clear up in a few days.  If it gets a LOT worse or starts to smell really funky, you need to see a doctor.  The human mouth is full of really nasty bacteria.
[/quote]

If the bacteria are already in your mouth, wouldn't getting them on your finger be completely harmless?  If they're in your mouth then you're already infected.

[Neonie]

[quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=3709.msg123132#msg123132 date=1258761790]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg123049#msg123049 date=1258688985]
I was biting my nails and i now have a huge infection on my right middle finger. Hurts just to touch stuff with it. I'm holding it in ice water as we speak.
Oh my god the size of my finger

Here's a treatment coming from the resident BRBU Nursing Student:

Soak it in hot water.  It should be a hypertonic solution, but I wouldn't use salt necessarily.  If you have it, dreft or a similar soap works well.  The solution should be pretty hot, so much that it's hard to put it in right away.  Avoid any squeezing.  Soak it for 15-25 minutes 3-4 times per day as able.  When done, rinse.  Apply some kind of antibiotic ointment and then bandage it.  If you don't have/don't want ointment, bandage it and keep it clean, dry, and intact.  Should clear up in a few days.  If it gets a LOT worse or starts to smell really funky, you need to see a doctor.  The human mouth is full of really nasty bacteria.
[/quote]

If the bacteria are already in your mouth, wouldn't getting them on your finger be completely harmless?  If they're in your mouth then you're already infected.
[/quote]

This is what the inside of your mouth looks like:

[Turtle]

thanks at0m, advice totally got rid of the swelling and it looks a lot better (i can type with it .)

also i don't think there's a cornfield in my mouth bro

[Mission Difficult]

[quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=3709.msg123132#msg123132 date=1258761790]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg123049#msg123049 date=1258688985]
I was biting my nails and i now have a huge infection on my right middle finger. Hurts just to touch stuff with it. I'm holding it in ice water as we speak.
Oh my god the size of my finger

Here's a treatment coming from the resident BRBU Nursing Student:

Soak it in hot water.  It should be a hypertonic solution, but I wouldn't use salt necessarily.  If you have it, dreft or a similar soap works well.  The solution should be pretty hot, so much that it's hard to put it in right away.  Avoid any squeezing.  Soak it for 15-25 minutes 3-4 times per day as able.  When done, rinse.  Apply some kind of antibiotic ointment and then bandage it.  If you don't have/don't want ointment, bandage it and keep it clean, dry, and intact.  Should clear up in a few days.  If it gets a LOT worse or starts to smell really funky, you need to see a doctor.  The human mouth is full of really nasty bacteria.
[/quote]

If the bacteria are already in your mouth, wouldn't getting them on your finger be completely harmless?  If they're in your mouth then you're already infected.
[/quote]

The way I understand it is that the bacteria in your mouth are sort of designed to infect humans. That's why it's not a good idea to punch people in the mouth.

[Neonie]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg123147#msg123147 date=1258769715]
[quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=3709.msg123132#msg123132 date=1258761790]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg123049#msg123049 date=1258688985]
I was biting my nails and i now have a huge infection on my right middle finger. Hurts just to touch stuff with it. I'm holding it in ice water as we speak.
Oh my god the size of my finger

Here's a treatment coming from the resident BRBU Nursing Student:

Soak it in hot water.  It should be a hypertonic solution, but I wouldn't use salt necessarily.  If you have it, dreft or a similar soap works well.  The solution should be pretty hot, so much that it's hard to put it in right away.  Avoid any squeezing.  Soak it for 15-25 minutes 3-4 times per day as able.  When done, rinse.  Apply some kind of antibiotic ointment and then bandage it.  If you don't have/don't want ointment, bandage it and keep it clean, dry, and intact.  Should clear up in a few days.  If it gets a LOT worse or starts to smell really funky, you need to see a doctor.  The human mouth is full of really nasty bacteria.
[/quote]

If the bacteria are already in your mouth, wouldn't getting them on your finger be completely harmless?  If they're in your mouth then you're already infected.
[/quote]

The way I understand it is that the bacteria in your mouth are sort of designed to infect humans. That's why it's not a good idea to punch people in the mouth.
[/quote]

Which kind of makes you wonder why human's need a bite defense mechanic.

[Benito Mussolini]

[quote author=Mission Difficult link=topic=3709.msg123160#msg123160 date=1258778465]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg123147#msg123147 date=1258769715]
[quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=3709.msg123132#msg123132 date=1258761790]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg123049#msg123049 date=1258688985]
I was biting my nails and i now have a huge infection on my right middle finger. Hurts just to touch stuff with it. I'm holding it in ice water as we speak.
Oh my god the size of my finger

Here's a treatment coming from the resident BRBU Nursing Student:

Soak it in hot water.  It should be a hypertonic solution, but I wouldn't use salt necessarily.  If you have it, dreft or a similar soap works well.  The solution should be pretty hot, so much that it's hard to put it in right away.  Avoid any squeezing.  Soak it for 15-25 minutes 3-4 times per day as able.  When done, rinse.  Apply some kind of antibiotic ointment and then bandage it.  If you don't have/don't want ointment, bandage it and keep it clean, dry, and intact.  Should clear up in a few days.  If it gets a LOT worse or starts to smell really funky, you need to see a doctor.  The human mouth is full of really nasty bacteria.
[/quote]

If the bacteria are already in your mouth, wouldn't getting them on your finger be completely harmless?  If they're in your mouth then you're already infected.
[/quote]

The way I understand it is that the bacteria in your mouth are sort of designed to infect humans. That's why it's not a good idea to punch people in the mouth.
[/quote]

Which kind of makes you wonder why human's need a bite defense mechanic.
[/quote]

Wouldn't be as effective as rabies.