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A. Crow
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#461
11-25-2009, 11:48 PM

(11-25-2009, 11:47 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3603.msg123744#msg123744 date=1259209673]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3603.msg123694#msg123694 date=1259194283]
Im getting food from a place called adam's rib company. Get it?

HURRRR
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They were out of ribs...
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Ha, sounds like something the army would do.

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Geoff
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#462
11-26-2009, 12:21 AM

Should be in chat copy pasta, but this was amazing.  DON'T CLICK THE LAST LINK BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE RETARDED.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: hiiiiii~
You: 16/f/socal
Stranger: 17/m/usa
You: whats up?
Stranger: nothin u
You: mmm just sittin here on the computer :]
Stranger: wanna cyber? Tongue
You: mmm whats what?
You: *that
Stranger: *kiss*
Stranger: etc. Wink
You: ohhhhhh
You: hug~
Stranger: *starts to kiss your lips softly as i run your thighs*
You: *kisses affectionately*
Stranger: *slowly starts to take your pants off as i continue to kiss you*
You: oooooo you like this dnt u? Smile
Stranger: yea Tongue
You: im getting a lil horny ;]
Stranger: same Tongue
Stranger: *starts to rub you clit softly as i kiss down your neck*
You: *moans softly*
Stranger: *takes your shirt off and starts kiss the top of your breasts*
You: *starts to unzip your pants*
Stranger: *rubs your clit and takes my shirt off*
You: wait
You: can you send me a picture of you? Smile
Stranger: dont have one, u have one? Tongue
You: yea a few
You: lemme get one
Stranger: noice Tongue
You: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yL5TD7cag4M/Sr...s400/4.jpg
Stranger: oh WOW
Stranger: your fucking hot
You: aww thx Smile
Stranger: *takes off your bra and starts to suck on your breasts*
You: aw wait cant i have a picture of u? ill send u more of me if you get me one Smile
Stranger: but i dont have one!!!!! Sad
Stranger: could i please have another one of you? your beautiful Tongue
You: get me one of you first cutie Smile
You: cant u just take a picture with your phone or something?
Stranger: dont do this to me Sad i dont have one
Stranger: phone doesnt have a camera
Stranger: please? Sad
You: its not fair i gave u one of me...
Stranger: i said i didnt have one Sad
Stranger: i feel so bad now Sad
Stranger: your really beautiful tho Tongue
You: here ill upload another one but u got to promise to give me one of u
Stranger: has to be a really good one Tongue
You: no promises... im not that pretty..
Stranger: your beautiful!
Stranger: but i donbt know if i can get a picture! Sad
Stranger: i dont have a camera or anything Sad
You: ok ok here

You: You're fucking disgusting.
You: Get out of here.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Don't click that last link.  Unless you want viruses. Big Grin  See: Last Measure

(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
(This post was last modified: 11-30-2009, 01:27 AM by Kor.)
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Professor Funbucks
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#463
11-26-2009, 12:40 AM

(11-26-2009, 12:21 AM)jeff link Wrote: Don't click that last link.  Unless you want viruses. Big Grin  See: Last Measure
Oh fuck you, put the warning above the chat or remove the link.
Seriously, dude, come on.
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Vongore
The Chilean God of Lightning


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#464
11-26-2009, 12:41 AM

(11-26-2009, 12:40 AM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123756#msg123756 date=1259212905]



Don't click that last link.  Unless you want viruses. Big Grin  See: Last Measure
Oh fuck you, put the warning above the chat or remove the link.
Seriously, dude, come on.
[/quote]

This.. FUCK YOU JEFF

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If-I-Die-Its-Lag
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#465
11-26-2009, 12:41 AM

(11-26-2009, 12:41 AM)Vongore link Wrote: [quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3603.msg123757#msg123757 date=1259214036]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123756#msg123756 date=1259212905]



Don't click that last link.  Unless you want viruses. Big Grin  See: Last Measure
Oh fuck you, put the warning above the chat or remove the link.
Seriously, dude, come on.
[/quote]

This.. FUCK YOU JEFF
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brb, removing Jeff from friend's list.
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zaneyard
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#466
11-26-2009, 01:37 AM

hahha all four of my 3.4 ghz cores went to 100 percent
but my computer is awesome so it didn't crash

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Totla
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#467
11-26-2009, 01:45 AM

You know that feeling you get when you start talking to someone new and you just...click? Yeah, I love that feeling.

(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.
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Versus
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#468
11-26-2009, 02:31 AM

(11-26-2009, 01:37 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: hahha all four of my 3.4 ghz cores went to 100 percent
but my computer is awesome so it didn't crash

and neither did my crappy laptop


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zaneyard
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#469
11-26-2009, 02:40 AM

(11-26-2009, 02:31 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg123765#msg123765 date=1259217461]
hahha all four of my 3.4 ghz cores went to 100 percent
but my computer is awesome so it didn't crash

and neither did my crappy laptop
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crashed my old rig

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Dr. Headcrab Zombie
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#470
11-26-2009, 12:17 PM

(11-25-2009, 07:23 PM)Turtle link Wrote: By christmas i will have a PS3, Wii, and 360

2000s Collection yesssss
You took your time with that. I already got the "2000 Acheivement". XD
Had the collection since laaaaaast Chirstmas.

http://steamcard.com/do/sigcard-tf2-stat...adcrab.png
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Geoff
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#471
11-26-2009, 12:21 PM

you guys are retarded

(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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Professor Funbucks
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11-26-2009, 12:50 PM

(11-26-2009, 12:21 PM)jeff link Wrote: you guys are retarded
You put a warning at the bottom of the 2497324 line chat log, when I'm reading it line by line
You put a link to a CPU shitter website on the forums.
Also, not everyone has seen everything on the internet, so not everyone recognizes these things.
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Geoff
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#473
11-26-2009, 12:54 PM

(11-26-2009, 12:50 PM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123808#msg123808 date=1259256074]
you guys are retarded
You put a warning at the bottom of the 2497324 line chat log, when I'm reading it line by line
You put a link to a CPU shitter website on the forums.
Also, not everyone has seen everything on the internet, so not everyone recognizes these things.
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it was late and i thought you guys would have assumed something like that would be there.  im sorry dad.

(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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Squishy3
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#474
11-26-2009, 12:58 PM

(11-26-2009, 12:50 PM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123808#msg123808 date=1259256074]
you guys are retarded
You put a warning at the bottom of the 2497324 line chat log, when I'm reading it line by line
You put a link to a CPU shitter website on the forums.
Also, not everyone has seen everything on the internet, so not everyone recognizes these things.
[/quote]you also can't recognize it when you use a url shrinker, bit.ly/whatthefuckever could be anything.

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Professor Funbucks
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11-26-2009, 01:43 PM

(11-26-2009, 12:58 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3603.msg123812#msg123812 date=1259257848]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123808#msg123808 date=1259256074]
you guys are retarded
You put a warning at the bottom of the 2497324 line chat log, when I'm reading it line by line
You put a link to a CPU shitter website on the forums.
Also, not everyone has seen everything on the internet, so not everyone recognizes these things.
[/quote]you also can't recognize it when you use a url shrinker, bit.ly/whatthefuckever could be anything.
[/quote]
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beep beep diglett
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#476
11-26-2009, 02:36 PM

im leaving work early today
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Totla
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#477
11-26-2009, 02:50 PM

I got CR0WNED and Man vs Tank in one round. So awesome.

(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.
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HeK
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#478
11-26-2009, 04:28 PM

(11-26-2009, 12:21 PM)jeff link Wrote: you guys are retarded

I clicked it knowing full well what it does.. and it does nothing... to me at least Tongue
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zaneyard
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#479
11-26-2009, 05:36 PM

(11-26-2009, 04:28 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123808#msg123808 date=1259256074]
you guys are retarded

I clicked it knowing full well what it does.. and it does nothing... to me at least Tongue
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hahah

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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Chooly
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#480
11-26-2009, 06:01 PM

[Image: beta495.jpg]

[table][tr][td][Image: style5,The-spc-Pwnrgization.png] [/td][td]Chooly: /nevergonnagiveyouup
Eschatos: /nevergonnaletyoudown
[TC] Versus: /nevergonnarunaround
[TC] Versus: /anddesertyou
ToiletDuck: /closeapplication[/td][/tr][/table]
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