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12-03-2009, 08:35 PM

(12-03-2009, 07:38 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: i am 16 how i join army

Same way people have for a millennium, you lie about your age.
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12-03-2009, 09:15 PM

http://www.gnn.com/article/would-be-robber-sends-thank-you-letter/799585?icid=main|main|dl1|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gnn.com%2Farticle%2Fwould-be-robber-sends-thank-you-letter%2F799585

oh boy a guy helped a thief(who is now a muslim) and the thief got his life back on track! what an awesome story, i bet everyone in the comments are commending this guy on his good deed!

"The story was made up by the deli owner for publicity. How come "they" own everything folks? THINK!"

"i woulda blown the **** outta him with the gun"

"the moslem should have shot the black boy in the nuts. the black boy should come back and kill the arab, no harm no foul"

"Yeah thats real nice...the SOB should be in jail! And he converted to ISLAM to boot....WTF is this country breeding? Terrorists that help each other out? Bunch of criminals."

fuck humanity

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12-03-2009, 09:30 PM

that's not humanity, that's our proud nation of

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12-03-2009, 09:33 PM

(12-03-2009, 09:30 PM)Karth is Ego Tripping link Wrote: that's not humanity, that's our proud nation of

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FUCK YEA
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12-04-2009, 09:17 PM

got in a fight

got punched in the face

I still won (suprising dohoho)


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12-04-2009, 10:12 PM

(12-04-2009, 09:17 PM)Turtle link Wrote: got in a fight

got punched in the face

I still won (suprising dohoho)

how is this in FML?


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12-04-2009, 11:01 PM

Win didn't work burning a new copy Sad


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12-04-2009, 11:03 PM

I have three races tomorrow, and it's going to be 50 and pouring rain. Oh god I might die.
(12-04-2009, 10:12 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg125165#msg125165 date=1259979422]
got punched in the face

how is this in FML?

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(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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12-04-2009, 11:22 PM

Win7 is taking for fucking ever to install.


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Totla
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12-05-2009, 07:25 PM

We were rowing along during one of our races, and we somehow managed to get in first place. Then some motorboat is like "LOL GO FAST" and wake'd us so hard we dropped to 6/7. :\


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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12-06-2009, 10:48 PM

Just ordered my chrsitmas computer shit, but my mom is the master of guilt tripping and I feel like shit now. Sad


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12-06-2009, 11:59 PM

Ordered a new MP3 player last week. I got an e-mail from the campus mailroom telling me to come pick up the package at 4:30 on Friday. They close at 4:00, and they aren't open Saturday or Sunday. Lame.
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12-07-2009, 12:43 AM

I feel like shit...
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12-07-2009, 12:46 AM

I've been locked out of my Xbox Live account because the credit card I was using to pay became invalid and I never bothered to change it back assuming I would just switch to silver once my 12 months was up. Nope, I'm completely blocked out and my only option is to pay for another 12 months of Live. No option to pay for a smaller amount of time or just not pay at all. Problem with this is I'm pretty much broke at this point and I'm not sure if there will be any 'additional fees' I'll have to pay for. Which means I might overdraft on my card.

Way to fucking go Microsoft. >Sad
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Trace
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12-07-2009, 01:48 AM

I'm sick and guess what, it's finals week. FUUUUCCKKKK  :'(
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Surf314
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12-07-2009, 08:32 AM

(12-07-2009, 12:46 AM)Bonesinger link Wrote: I've been locked out of my Xbox Live account because the credit card I was using to pay became invalid and I never bothered to change it back assuming I would just switch to silver once my 12 months was up. Nope, I'm completely blocked out and my only option is to pay for another 12 months of Live. No option to pay for a smaller amount of time or just not pay at all. Problem with this is I'm pretty much broke at this point and I'm not sure if there will be any 'additional fees' I'll have to pay for. Which means I might overdraft on my card.

Way to fucking go Microsoft. >Sad

This happened to me before too, it's complete bullshit.


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12-07-2009, 08:38 AM

First day of snow today, seems like Chicagoans have once again forgotten in the span of about 8 months what snow is and how to drive in it


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12-07-2009, 09:24 AM

(12-07-2009, 08:38 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: First day of snow today Sat, seems like Chicagoans Bostonians have once again forgotten in the span of about 8 months what snow is and how to drive in it

^ THIS... exactly


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12-07-2009, 10:02 AM

(12-07-2009, 08:32 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Bonesinger link=topic=3709.msg125424#msg125424 date=1260164783]
I've been locked out of my Xbox Live account because the credit card I was using to pay became invalid and I never bothered to change it back assuming I would just switch to silver once my 12 months was up. Nope, I'm completely blocked out and my only option is to pay for another 12 months of Live. No option to pay for a smaller amount of time or just not pay at all. Problem with this is I'm pretty much broke at this point and I'm not sure if there will be any 'additional fees' I'll have to pay for. Which means I might overdraft on my card.

Way to fucking go Microsoft. >Sad

This happened to me before too, it's complete bullshit.
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From my experience, I don't think you should ever use your credit card to get Gold. I got it for 12 months and wanted to cancel (since they don't tell beforehand that it automatically renews), and even though you can buy a Gold subscription with just three button presses directly from your Xbox, it takes half an hour on the phone to cancel it. If I ever get it again I'm just going to buy one of those 12-month cards instead. If you use one of those your account reverts back to Silver when you run out, and you can usually find them for $5-10 off.
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(12-07-2009, 10:02 AM)K2 link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg125439#msg125439 date=1260192773]
[quote author=Bonesinger link=topic=3709.msg125424#msg125424 date=1260164783]
I've been locked out of my Xbox Live account because the credit card I was using to pay became invalid and I never bothered to change it back assuming I would just switch to silver once my 12 months was up. Nope, I'm completely blocked out and my only option is to pay for another 12 months of Live. No option to pay for a smaller amount of time or just not pay at all. Problem with this is I'm pretty much broke at this point and I'm not sure if there will be any 'additional fees' I'll have to pay for. Which means I might overdraft on my card.

Way to fucking go Microsoft. >Sad

This happened to me before too, it's complete bullshit.
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From my experience, I don't think you should ever use your credit card to get Gold. I got it for 12 months and wanted to cancel (since they don't tell beforehand that it automatically renews), and even though you can buy a Gold subscription with just three button presses directly from your Xbox, it takes half an hour on the phone to cancel it. If I ever get it again I'm just going to buy one of those 12-month cards instead. If you use one of those your account reverts back to Silver when you run out, and you can usually find them for $5-10 off.
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If you use your CC and for whatever reason they can't charge your account becomes inactive which basically means they hold everything on that account hostage until you pay up including game saves I believe.


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