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(12-22-2009, 12:56 AM)SBCrystal link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=41.msg125630#msg125630 date=1260289801]
SBCrystal: Secret Hipster

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I do.


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Turtle
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12-22-2009, 10:35 AM

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12-30-2009, 11:05 PM

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12-30-2009, 11:43 PM

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(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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A. Crow
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12-30-2009, 11:48 PM

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Badgerman of DOOM
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12-31-2009, 02:00 AM

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Turtle
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Caff: Sells fist dildos


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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(01-03-2010, 11:55 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: Caff: Sells fist dildos
story?



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Its from the thead with Goffin, but I think like 95% of you miss the point of forum titles, Ensign earned one the other night after the following...


Ensign goes and stands in spitter goo to revive someone

Negate: Ensign what are you doing
Caff: Get the fuck out of the goo

Later on he does it again

Negate: Dude we told you earlier don't stand in that shit
Caff: God damnit ensign

And a third time

Negate: ENSIGN STOP GOING INTO THE GOD DAMN GOO TO REVIVE SOMEONE
Caff: FFFFFFFFFFFF----


If you are going to suggest a title, provide relevant back-up or story


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(01-04-2010, 09:58 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: If you are going to suggest a title, provide relevant back-up or story

Stop whining and sell me my dildo already, jeez.


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Sorry I just figured most people read intro posts


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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at0m
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01-04-2010, 03:21 PM

(01-04-2010, 02:42 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: Sorry I just figured most people read intro posts
thats actually the one forum i routinely just mark as read :/



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Turtle
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01-19-2010, 08:46 PM

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01-19-2010, 09:36 PM

(01-19-2010, 08:46 PM)Karthkarthkarth link Wrote: Turtle: Shota love with Anykey
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at0m
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01-19-2010, 11:07 PM

(01-04-2010, 01:58 PM)SBCrystal link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=41.msg130556#msg130556 date=1262617137]

If you are going to suggest a title, provide relevant back-up or story

Stop whining and sell me my dildo already, jeez.
[/quote]I actually know a guy who runs a lingerie online store. He might sell 'adult novelties' as well, I haven't talked to him in a while.



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01-19-2010, 11:11 PM

(01-19-2010, 11:07 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=41.msg130581#msg130581 date=1262631488]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=41.msg130556#msg130556 date=1262617137]

If you are going to suggest a title, provide relevant back-up or story

Stop whining and sell me my dildo already, jeez.
[/quote]I actually know a guy who runs a lingerie online store. He might sell 'adult novelties' as well, I haven't talked to him in a while.
[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute

My favourite part is when a lingerie shop in was raided by the police and all items 'deemed to be illegal by the Texas Penal Code' were confiscated.

Hehe, penal code.
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(01-19-2010, 11:11 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=41.msg133125#msg133125 date=1263960456]
[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=41.msg130581#msg130581 date=1262631488]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=41.msg130556#msg130556 date=1262617137]

If you are going to suggest a title, provide relevant back-up or story

Stop whining and sell me my dildo already, jeez.
[/quote]I actually know a guy who runs a lingerie online store. He might sell 'adult novelties' as well, I haven't talked to him in a while.
[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute

My favourite part is when a lingerie shop in was raided by the police and all items 'deemed to be illegal by the Texas Penal Code' were confiscated.

Hehe, penal code.
[/quote]Hence my usage of the term 'adult novelties', which ARE legal in texas, so long as they're not advertised to be primarily for masturbatory use. Tongue



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