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zaneyard
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01-08-2010, 12:45 AM

Chuck is such a great show, but watching it reminds me constantly of how lonely I am Sad


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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(01-07-2010, 07:40 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg131185#msg131185 date=1262911019]
no, the post for that letter will go in the "made my day" thread
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Then I shall be happy for you when it happens! Smile


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01-08-2010, 11:25 AM

I was joking around with a girl in my math class and she said "grr I hate you", then the the girl in front of me said " I bet she secretly loves you" and just fucked everything up. We didn't talk anymore besides comparing one or two answers the rest of the class Sad.


if you want to kill yourself get a dog. it is impossible to let down a dog.
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01-08-2010, 11:32 AM

(01-08-2010, 11:25 AM)ThunderStain link Wrote: I was joking around with a girl in my math class and she said "grr I hate you", then the the girl in front of me said " I bet she secretly loves you" and just fucked everything up. We didn't talk anymore besides comparing one or two answers the rest of the class Sad.
The girl in front of you was probably the one you got peanut butter all over


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(01-08-2010, 11:32 AM)Turtle link Wrote: [quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=3709.msg131323#msg131323 date=1262967941]
I was joking around with a girl in my math class and she said "grr I hate you", then the the girl in front of me said " I bet she secretly loves you" and just fucked everything up. We didn't talk anymore besides comparing one or two answers the rest of the class Sad.
The girl in front of you was probably the one you got peanut butter all over
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I wish. This girl has whiskers as apposed to peanut butter girl who was super cute. By the way Im taking home a robotic baby for the weekend so I cant party or do any cool shit that would harm a baby. shithoiurwbng Sad


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01-08-2010, 02:02 PM

So it turns out the girl I've been talking to is almost 18. Smile
Of course I she tells me today that she has a boyfriend. Sad


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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(01-08-2010, 02:02 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: So it turns out the girl I've been talking to is almost 18. Smile
Of course I she tells me today that she has a boyfriend. Sad
More likely to lead to drama than a no. I clicked really well with 2 girls that then informed me they had boyfriends and "they were confused," etc. I'd still avoid it.


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(01-08-2010, 02:02 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: So it turns out the girl I've been talking to is almost 18. Smile
Of course I she tells me today that she has a boyfriend. Sad

I stole a guy's girlfriend once. He was pissed about it for like 2-3 years but were actually pretty good friends now. Im sure this happens like all the time.


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(01-08-2010, 04:15 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg131358#msg131358 date=1262977323]
So it turns out the girl I've been talking to is almost 18. Smile
Of course I she tells me today that she has a boyfriend. Sad
More likely to lead to drama than a no. I clicked really well with 2 girls that then informed me they had boyfriends and "they were confused," etc. I'd still avoid it.
[/quote]
oh i understand
i'm not planning on pursuing it any further but she seems interested in me so i'm just going to let things play out


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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Totla
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01-08-2010, 07:26 PM

Today at practice coach surprised us with LT training.
None of you have experienced pain until you've done LT training at LBRA.
You don't even have any idea.


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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01-08-2010, 07:55 PM

(01-08-2010, 07:26 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: Today at practice coach surprised us with LT training.
None of you have experienced pain until you've done LT training at LBRA.
You don't even have any idea.

No, I don't, because I have no idea what those acronyms mean.
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Totla
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01-08-2010, 08:07 PM

(01-08-2010, 07:55 PM)K2 link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131440#msg131440 date=1262996761]
Today at practice coach surprised us with LT training.
None of you have experienced pain until you've done LT training at LBRA.
You don't even have any idea.

No, I don't, because I have no idea what those acronyms mean.
[/quote]LBRA= Lake Brantley Rowing Association. It's the crew team for LAke Brantley HS in Altamonte Springs, FL.
LT= Lactic Threshold. Which is when you fill up your muscles with so much lactic acid that you cry and throw up and want to die, and then keep going.


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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01-08-2010, 08:23 PM

(01-08-2010, 08:07 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: [quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg131450#msg131450 date=1262998537]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131440#msg131440 date=1262996761]
Today at practice coach surprised us with LT training.
None of you have experienced pain until you've done LT training at LBRA.
You don't even have any idea.

No, I don't, because I have no idea what those acronyms mean.
[/quote]LBRA= Lake Brantley Rowing Association. It's the crew team for LAke Brantley HS in Altamonte Springs, FL.
LT= Lactic Threshold. Which is when you fill up your muscles with so much lactic acid that you cry and throw up and want to die, and then keep going.
[/quote]

Sounds lovely.
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Totla
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(01-08-2010, 08:23 PM)K2 link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131454#msg131454 date=1262999248]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg131450#msg131450 date=1262998537]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131440#msg131440 date=1262996761]
Today at practice coach surprised us with LT training.
None of you have experienced pain until you've done LT training at LBRA.
You don't even have any idea.

No, I don't, because I have no idea what those acronyms mean.
[/quote]LBRA= Lake Brantley Rowing Association. It's the crew team for LAke Brantley HS in Altamonte Springs, FL.
LT= Lactic Threshold. Which is when you fill up your muscles with so much lactic acid that you cry and throw up and want to die, and then keep going.
[/quote]

Sounds lovely.
[/quote]It is. Though the one up side is that I can eat an ungodly amount of food and not gain weight. So far I've eaten two things of meatloaf, a bunch of corn, a potato, two slices of pizza, and a number 2 from Wendy's (1/2 lb burger fries and a drink). I'm not even full yet.


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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(01-08-2010, 08:39 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: [quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg131460#msg131460 date=1263000229]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131454#msg131454 date=1262999248]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg131450#msg131450 date=1262998537]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131440#msg131440 date=1262996761]
Today at practice coach surprised us with LT training.
None of you have experienced pain until you've done LT training at LBRA.
You don't even have any idea.

No, I don't, because I have no idea what those acronyms mean.
[/quote]LBRA= Lake Brantley Rowing Association. It's the crew team for LAke Brantley HS in Altamonte Springs, FL.
LT= Lactic Threshold. Which is when you fill up your muscles with so much lactic acid that you cry and throw up and want to die, and then keep going.
[/quote]

Sounds lovely.
[/quote]It is. Though the one up side is that I can eat an ungodly amount of food and not gain weight. So far I've eaten two things of meatloaf, a bunch of corn, a potato, two slices of pizza, and a number 2 from Wendy's (1/2 lb burger fries and a drink). I'm not even full yet.
[/quote]

That sounds stupid.

You asphixiate your muscles, then give your stomach a big treat by expanding it to its limits, with stuff you'll just end up shitting anyways...




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(01-08-2010, 08:50 PM)Benito link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131461#msg131461 date=1263001151]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg131460#msg131460 date=1263000229]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131454#msg131454 date=1262999248]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg131450#msg131450 date=1262998537]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131440#msg131440 date=1262996761]
Today at practice coach surprised us with LT training.
None of you have experienced pain until you've done LT training at LBRA.
You don't even have any idea.

No, I don't, because I have no idea what those acronyms mean.
[/quote]LBRA= Lake Brantley Rowing Association. It's the crew team for LAke Brantley HS in Altamonte Springs, FL.
LT= Lactic Threshold. Which is when you fill up your muscles with so much lactic acid that you cry and throw up and want to die, and then keep going.
[/quote]

Sounds lovely.
[/quote]It is. Though the one up side is that I can eat an ungodly amount of food and not gain weight. So far I've eaten two things of meatloaf, a bunch of corn, a potato, two slices of pizza, and a number 2 from Wendy's (1/2 lb burger fries and a drink). I'm not even full yet.
[/quote]

That sounds stupid.

You asphixiate your muscles, then give your stomach a big treat by expanding it to its limits, with stuff you'll just end up shitting anyways...
[/quote]It's actually useful for rowing. I could explain it if you want.


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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01-08-2010, 10:29 PM

(01-08-2010, 09:39 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: [quote author=Benito link=topic=3709.msg131463#msg131463 date=1263001858]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131461#msg131461 date=1263001151]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg131460#msg131460 date=1263000229]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131454#msg131454 date=1262999248]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg131450#msg131450 date=1262998537]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131440#msg131440 date=1262996761]
Today at practice coach surprised us with LT training.
None of you have experienced pain until you've done LT training at LBRA.
You don't even have any idea.

No, I don't, because I have no idea what those acronyms mean.
[/quote]LBRA= Lake Brantley Rowing Association. It's the crew team for LAke Brantley HS in Altamonte Springs, FL.
LT= Lactic Threshold. Which is when you fill up your muscles with so much lactic acid that you cry and throw up and want to die, and then keep going.
[/quote]

Sounds lovely.
[/quote]It is. Though the one up side is that I can eat an ungodly amount of food and not gain weight. So far I've eaten two things of meatloaf, a bunch of corn, a potato, two slices of pizza, and a number 2 from Wendy's (1/2 lb burger fries and a drink). I'm not even full yet.
[/quote]

That sounds stupid.

You asphixiate your muscles, then give your stomach a big treat by expanding it to its limits, with stuff you'll just end up shitting anyways...
[/quote]It's actually useful for rowing. I could explain it if you want.
[/quote]

You go to Lake Brantley? Dude, that's like 10 miles away from where I live.



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Totla
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01-08-2010, 10:37 PM

(01-08-2010, 10:29 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131478#msg131478 date=1263004740]
[quote author=Benito link=topic=3709.msg131463#msg131463 date=1263001858]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131461#msg131461 date=1263001151]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg131460#msg131460 date=1263000229]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131454#msg131454 date=1262999248]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=3709.msg131450#msg131450 date=1262998537]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131440#msg131440 date=1262996761]
Today at practice coach surprised us with LT training.
None of you have experienced pain until you've done LT training at LBRA.
You don't even have any idea.

No, I don't, because I have no idea what those acronyms mean.
[/quote]LBRA= Lake Brantley Rowing Association. It's the crew team for LAke Brantley HS in Altamonte Springs, FL.
LT= Lactic Threshold. Which is when you fill up your muscles with so much lactic acid that you cry and throw up and want to die, and then keep going.
[/quote]

Sounds lovely.
[/quote]It is. Though the one up side is that I can eat an ungodly amount of food and not gain weight. So far I've eaten two things of meatloaf, a bunch of corn, a potato, two slices of pizza, and a number 2 from Wendy's (1/2 lb burger fries and a drink). I'm not even full yet.
[/quote]

That sounds stupid.

You asphixiate your muscles, then give your stomach a big treat by expanding it to its limits, with stuff you'll just end up shitting anyways...
[/quote]It's actually useful for rowing. I could explain it if you want.
[/quote]

You go to Lake Brantley? Dude, that's like 10 miles away from where I live.
[/quote]Yeah. I live near the state park.


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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(01-08-2010, 07:26 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: Today at practice coach surprised us with LT training.
None of you have experienced pain until you've done LT training at LBRA.
You don't even have any idea.

Oh, I've gotten some LT training....

And we called it "muscle failure"


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Totla
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(01-08-2010, 10:42 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg131440#msg131440 date=1262996761]
Today at practice coach surprised us with LT training.
None of you have experienced pain until you've done LT training at LBRA.
You don't even have any idea.

Oh, I've gotten some LT training....

And we called it "muscle failure"

[/quote]Whatever you call it, it sucks huge hairy balls.
Once a week for the next four months, our coach is going to surprise us with an LT day. It's going to be super special awesome.


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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