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[SBCrystal]

That's awesome. You can be my DM anyday!

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

Coppanuva> Can I tell everyone in TFT?
<Squishy3> do so
<Versus_laptop> tell them squishy is a furry
<Squishy3> there is still no proof of me currently being a furry
<Squishy3> I was
<Coppanuva> can I tell them both of them?
<Squishy3> no
<Squishy3> only versus fapping
<Squishy3> which won't come as a surprise to anyone
<Versus_laptop> [18:41:31] <Squishy3> there is still no proof of me currently being a furry
<Versus_laptop> [18:41:32] <Squishy3> I was
<Squishy3> I've told people I used to be a furry
<Squishy3> but I'm not one anymore
<Squishy3> the end
<LAG> Still a fury
<LAG> Once a furry, always a furry
<Versus_laptop> lol
<Coppanuva> good rule
<Squishy3> you guys are dumb
<Squishy3> the fucking end
<Squishy3> brb quitting brbu
|<-- Squishy3 has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit: Leaving)

[Neonie]

This happend on the Red Server:

dtrain323i: I also females naked on a regular basis.

[Turtle]

11:59 Neonie Im not homo I just like flat chests

I fixed it

[Professor Funbucks]

Metric Fucktonne of text

yea ok
tl;dr

[KarthXLR]

Mr.Mill: Hey karth
Karth [=RAGE=]: morning
Mr.Mill: How are you?
Karth [=RAGE=]: good
Mr.Mill: How's your dad?

[Turtle]

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[Squishy3]

<Internet_Bound20> anyway, i like 32 inch
<typobox> that's what she said?
<Internet_Bound20> any bigger and..... it wouldn't really fit in my apt room well
<Internet_Bound20> rofl
<typobox> <Internet_Bound20> any bigger and..... it wouldn't really fit in my apt room well  <-- oh god, that's DEFINITELY what she asid

[Versus]

[10:47:31] <+ZargonX> I liked 9 quite a bit; it was hard as Versus when his roomate's not around, but still fun

[KarthXLR]

Spore: So Mass Effect is jaggy free
Spore: but it onces horribly
Spore: Sometimes reaching 40fps durp
Karth [=RAGE=]: onces horribly
Karth [=RAGE=]: that made the least amount of sense ever
Spore: :o
Spore: how the fuck
Spore: how the fuck did I write onces

[Neonie]

Neonie> good god what the fuck is with Red Tube and it's asphixiation fetish. For the last fucking time, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE PEOPLE GET CHOKED GOD DAMNIT.
<Caffeine`work> IS NEONIE GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?!?
<ZargonX> Neonie gonna have to choke a bitch?

[Totla]

Kristin Morgal
do you guys seriously think its ok to treat women like dirt??? is it ok for your mothers and sisters to be treated like that??? we arent just here to cook and clean for you ya know

Santos Hernandez
You're right Kristin, you make babies too.

[Versus]

Kristin Morgal
do you guys seriously think its ok to treat women like dirt??? is it ok for your mothers and sisters to be treated like that??? we arent just here to cook and clean for you ya know

Santos Hernandez
You're right Kristin, you make babies too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Geoff]

Versus-pwny- link=topic=106.msg132210#msg132210 date=1263442332]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=106.msg132186#msg132186 date=1263437335]
Kristin Morgal
do you guys seriously think its ok to treat women like dirt??? is it ok for your mothers and sisters to be treated like that??? we arent just here to cook and clean for you ya know

Santos Hernandez
You're right Kristin, you make babies too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[/quote]

Been a pleasure workin' with you Gunnar.



I shoulda stayed up longer that night, I was having so much fun.  But I hadn't slept in a few days

[Badgerman of DOOM]

иιτяσus σxιժє: i'm so good at tf2 baked
[MGR] Ensign Epic: yes
[MGR] Ensign Epic: yes you are
иιτяσus σxιժє: 1.46 K ratio
иιτяσus σxιժє: fuck yes
[MGR] Ensign Epic: ...
иιτяσus σxιժє: i averger 0.81
иιτяσus σxιժє: *average
иιτяσus σxιժє: YO SHIT SON
иιτяσus σxιժє: MASTER'S YELLOW BELT
иιτяσus σxιժє: FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
[MGR] Ensign Epic: HOLY SHIT
[MGR] Ensign Epic: GETTING BAKED MAKES YOU BETTER AT GETTING ITEMS
иιτяσus σxιժє: Yo I believe it lol

[Professor Funbucks]

иιτяσus σxιժє: i'm so good at tf2 baked
[MGR] Ensign Epic: yes
[MGR] Ensign Epic: yes you are
иιτяσus σxιժє: 1.46 K ratio
иιτяσus σxιժє: fuck yes
[MGR] Ensign Epic: ...
иιτяσus σxιժє: i averger 0.81
иιτяσus σxιժє: *average
иιτяσus σxιժє: YO SHIT SON
иιτяσus σxιժє: MASTER'S YELLOW BELT
иιτяσus σxιժє: FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
[MGR] Ensign Epic: HOLY SHIT
[MGR] Ensign Epic: GETTING BAKED MAKES YOU BETTER AT GETTING ITEMS
иιτяσus σxιժє: Yo I believe it lol

DIRTY STONER
OMG

[3clipse]

TaylorW 9:09 pm
    Hmmm shoot. Well do we know what Adams doing with Janet? If he's gonna ask her out or anything? And I talked to Shirree but she said she's not dating any
    more guys unless she knows they like him for sure
KataClipse 9:09 pm
    like her i hope you meant
TaylorW 9:10 pm
    Yeah Her. I hope she's not a him
KataClipse 9:10 pm
    Id shit myself.


Its been a while guys, im missing you people.

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: Asl?
You: Ass seeking lime?
Stranger: yeah as in are you a legal age human being not looking to cyber
You: Asian sucking lime?
Stranger: you fucking retard
You: Air seeking limbo?
Stranger: go stick that fucking lime up your ass
Stranger: than let your dad fuck it even further up your rectum
Stranger: till you vomit it out
You: Allen's sexy limp?
Stranger: than your mom licks your bloody asshole
You: Aliens seeking lamp?
Stranger: while you cum all over your dads mouth
Stranger: and rub your dick around it like lipstick

[SBCrystal]

Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: Asl?
You: Ass seeking lime?
Stranger: yeah as in are you a legal age human being not looking to cyber
You: Asian sucking lime?
Stranger: you fucking retard
You: Air seeking limbo?
Stranger: go stick that fucking lime up your ass
Stranger: than let your dad fuck it even further up your rectum
Stranger: till you vomit it out
You: Allen's sexy limp?
Stranger: than your mom licks your bloody asshole
You: Aliens seeking lamp?
Stranger: while you cum all over your dads mouth
Stranger: and rub your dick around it like lipstick

This whole conversation could be used to make an Aristocrats joke.

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

More Omegle goodness

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: I'm not having a good day today
You: So, I'm going to kill myself to get it over with it
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: control urself
Stranger: just wait for 5sec
You: What? My mom is abusive. My dad is hateful.
You: I don't get good grades
You: My friends don't like me
You: My dog even growls at me as I go near
Stranger: dont worry im here
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Stranger: plz contro ur emotions
You: STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello there :]
You: I hate subways
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You: I hate Francis
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Stranger:
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Stranger: i want to rub johnny st jeffrey on your bum
You: Jimmy Gibs Jr. the race car driver
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl
You: Meaning?
Stranger: Age/sex/location
You: 10/f/Japan
Stranger: Do you want my 9 1/2 inch cock in ur buthole
You: No, but do you want a conversation with Chris Hansen?
You: I thought so you Pedophile
You: No
You: You are a pedophile
You: A definate pedophile
Stranger: Lollll. I'm not a pedo
You: Pedophile
You: Oh, I bet your next target is the Pink Hair girl
Stranger: Dude. 10 year old chicks shouldn't be on here
You: Stop trying to feed her honey
You: Oh, so now you are calling 10 year olds chicks
You: What is the acceptable age group for you? 6?
Stranger: 16? My age
You: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You: Next, you will have sex with a newborn baby!
Stranger: You sound like this girl I know... Sara. A stupid fucking bitch
You: Oh, so now you are trying to go on an argument saying that it is not rape if you yell surprise