The "Fuck my life" thread

[Neonie]

not to cast a shadow over your loss at0m, and my condolences to you

but jesus why does every girl i meet, that i actually can have a conversation with, have a boyfriend
it's like i'm a magnet for girls with boyfriends

We're not even going to have grandchildren to mourn over us when we die. We're going to die cold and alone  :'(

[CaffeinePowered]

not to cast a shadow over your loss at0m, and my condolences to you

but jesus why does every girl i meet, that i actually can have a conversation with, have a boyfriend
it's like i'm a magnet for girls with boyfriends

Looks like you need to find a boyfriend-free girl

(god help anyone who gets the reference)

[zaneyard]

Looks like you need to find a boyfriend-free girl

(god help anyone who gets the reference)

a lesbian?

and i'm sure i'll be fine, it's just that manitowoc is boring as shit

i'm sure i read it thunderstain, if something you said was directed at me. was it good advice?
after searching for what exactly thunderstain said to me, i realized i've complained about this already
just tell me to stfu lol

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg131930#msg131930 date=1263315204]
Looks like you need to find a boyfriend-free girl

(god help anyone who gets the reference)

a lesbian?

and i'm sure i'll be fine, it's just that manitowoc is boring as shit

i'm sure i read it thunderstain, if something you said was directed at me. was it good advice?
after searching for what exactly thunderstain said to me, i realized i've complained about this already
just tell me to stfu lol
[/quote]

Just take it easy, something will come along eventually

[Luinbariel]

Relax kids. You've got years before you should actually worry about being old and lonely.

[Geoff]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg131909#msg131909 date=1263309326]
not to cast a shadow over your loss at0m, and my condolences to you

but jesus why does every girl i meet, that i actually can have a conversation with, have a boyfriend
it's like i'm a magnet for girls with boyfriends

Looks like you need to find a boyfriend-free girl

(god help anyone who gets the reference)
[/quote]


oh god caff ive tried to move that knowledge into the corner of my brain but now you resurfaced it.


D:

[Versus]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg131941#msg131941 date=1263326056]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg131930#msg131930 date=1263315204]
Looks like you need to find a boyfriend-free girl

(god help anyone who gets the reference)

a lesbian?

and i'm sure i'll be fine, it's just that manitowoc is boring as shit

i'm sure i read it thunderstain, if something you said was directed at me. was it good advice?
after searching for what exactly thunderstain said to me, i realized i've complained about this already
just tell me to stfu lol
[/quote]

Just take it easy, something will come along eventually
[/quote]

Take it easy, ok?!

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg131930#msg131930 date=1263315204]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg131909#msg131909 date=1263309326]
not to cast a shadow over your loss at0m, and my condolences to you

but jesus why does every girl i meet, that i actually can have a conversation with, have a boyfriend
it's like i'm a magnet for girls with boyfriends

Looks like you need to find a boyfriend-free girl

(god help anyone who gets the reference)
[/quote]


oh god caff ive tried to move that knowledge into the corner of my brain but now you resurfaced it.


D:
[/quote]
CWC?
i dont get it.

[Totla]

My kitty has been missing since yesterday. D:

[rumsfald]

but jesus why does every girl i meet, that i actually can have a conversation with, have a boyfriend

Any woman worth knowing and being around will have men in her life. Freaking out about it and letting jealousy overcome you does not make you more interesting to her.

[zaneyard]

thanks everyone, i appreciate it

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg131909#msg131909 date=1263309326]
but jesus why does every girl i meet, that i actually can have a conversation with, have a boyfriend

Any woman worth knowing and being around will have men in her life. Freaking out about it and letting jealousy overcome you does not make you more interesting to her.
[/quote]
you do make sense rummy, though i may seem like i'm reacting extremely to this. i just get kinda lonely and depressed and i no longer have an outlet for this, you guys have kinda become it.

[zaneyard]

My kitty has been missing since yesterday. D:

[Luinbariel]

My apologies if I've been bitchy (more than usual) lately. I'm just feeling kind of sorry for myself these days.

The end.

[zaneyard]

My apologies if I've been bitchy (more than usual) lately. I'm just feeling kind of sorry for myself these days.

The end.

It's alright Liz. If you ever need to talk to anyone feel free to send me a message. I'm almost always around.

[at0m]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg132010#msg132010 date=1263358144]
My apologies if I've been bitchy (more than usual) lately. I'm just feeling kind of sorry for myself these days.

The end.

It's alright Liz. If you ever need to talk to anyone feel free to send me a message. I'm almost always around.
[/quote]also: /msg at0m hai2u, i haz an emo, wanna talk?

<4

[A. Crow]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg132010#msg132010 date=1263358144]
My apologies if I've been bitchy (more than usual) lately. I'm just feeling kind of sorry for myself these days.

The end.

It's alright Liz. If you ever need to talk to anyone feel free to send me a message. I'm almost always around.
[/quote]

/puts on Platoon Leader hat

I deem that Luin is mission essential.  Therefore her discontent may have direct and adverse effect on the overall good order and morale of BRBU.

HeK, you will leave work and go spend the day with your wife, and do not return till you have cheered her up.  If the Canadian government has a problem with this, tell them that I told you to do it, and that I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night, this should smooth over any problems. 

[at0m]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg132016#msg132016 date=1263358996]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg132010#msg132010 date=1263358144]
My apologies if I've been bitchy (more than usual) lately. I'm just feeling kind of sorry for myself these days.

The end.

It's alright Liz. If you ever need to talk to anyone feel free to send me a message. I'm almost always around.
[/quote]

/puts on Platoon Leader hat

I deem that Luin is mission essential.  Therefore her discontent may have direct and adverse effect on the overall good order and morale of BRBU.

HeK, you will leave work and go spend the day with your wife, and do not return till you have cheered her up.  If the Canadian government has a problem with this, tell them that I told you to do it, and that I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night, this should smooth over any problems. 
[/quote]s/wife/girlfriend

Also, Holiday Inn Express is actually a pretty good hotel.

On a more 'FML' note, I have to take off two and a half days of work to deal with all of the viewings and the funeral for my grandmother. I haven't told my boss yet. I fly out at 17:20 today for NY. This is probably going to be the least fun weekend ever, although I feel bad for my sister - her birthday is Friday. D:

[SBCrystal]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg132016#msg132016 date=1263358996]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg132010#msg132010 date=1263358144]
My apologies if I've been bitchy (more than usual) lately. I'm just feeling kind of sorry for myself these days.

The end.

It's alright Liz. If you ever need to talk to anyone feel free to send me a message. I'm almost always around.
[/quote]

/puts on Platoon Leader hat

I deem that Luin is mission essential.  Therefore her discontent may have direct and adverse effect on the overall good order and morale of BRBU.

HeK, you will leave work and go spend the day with your wife, and do not return till you have cheered her up.  If the Canadian government has a problem with this, tell them that I told you to do it, and that I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night, this should smooth over any problems. 
[/quote]

Luin: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Luinbariel, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Sorry, after Crow's thing, I needed to quote FMJ.
ILU, Luin. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
WECANHAS SKYPEDATE?

[Versus]

lol, while reading it I didn't even know that was FMJ, but guessed it was. ;D

[Sponson]

Hard drive containing os exploded.
20 dollars to ship it back to california to get a new one.

All files are fine except programs I need to reinstall.
Steam games no longer run in offline mode until I get internet again.


Sudden influx of people demanding commissions.
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