The "Fuck my life" thread

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg132034#msg132034 date=1263388703]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg132016#msg132016 date=1263358996]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg132010#msg132010 date=1263358144]
My apologies if I've been bitchy (more than usual) lately. I'm just feeling kind of sorry for myself these days.

The end.

It's alright Liz. If you ever need to talk to anyone feel free to send me a message. I'm almost always around.
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/puts on Platoon Leader hat

I deem that Luin is mission essential.  Therefore her discontent may have direct and adverse effect on the overall good order and morale of BRBU.

HeK, you will leave work and go spend the day with your wife, and do not return till you have cheered her up.  If the Canadian government has a problem with this, tell them that I told you to do it, and that I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night, this should smooth over any problems. 
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Luin: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Luinbariel, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Sorry, after Crow's thing, I needed to quote FMJ.
ILU, Luin. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
WECANHAS SKYPEDATE?
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YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BALLS

But, we can has a skypedate sometime soon I hope.

[at0m]

Sudden influx of people demanding commissions.
FFFFFFF

You're welcome.

[Surf314]

You know that thing you never want to happen at your job? Well it happened to me and I'm now dealing with the fallout. Looks like I'm working late tonight. I know this sounds funny but at least it was only a bunch of stupid mistakes and typos mostly blame-able on not updating the report in the report building software properly. I'd rather by a dummy than incompetent.

Edit: positive response from my apology e-mail so good news?

[CaffeinePowered]

You know that thing you never want to happen at your job? Well it happened to me and I'm now dealing with the fallout. Looks like I'm working late tonight. I know this sounds funny but at least it was only a bunch of stupid mistakes and typos mostly blame-able on not updating the report in the report building software properly. I'd rather by a dummy than incompetent.

Edit: positive response from my apology e-mail so good news?

Post needs more details on epicness and nature of fuck-up

[Didzo]

PSA:

I am available as an individual to bitch to/ vent to.

Talk to me about your problems, as I am bored and have no TF2 to unleash my bored rage.

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg132099#msg132099 date=1263409207]
You know that thing you never want to happen at your job? Well it happened to me and I'm now dealing with the fallout. Looks like I'm working late tonight. I know this sounds funny but at least it was only a bunch of stupid mistakes and typos mostly blame-able on not updating the report in the report building software properly. I'd rather by a dummy than incompetent.

Edit: positive response from my apology e-mail so good news?

Post needs more details on epicness and nature of fuck-up
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I did some redoes. Actually we didn't want them because I was super busy so we bid high and got them. It was like I was a dog and I actually caught the squirrel and didn't know what to do with it. Then I busted my ass and got them done on time but just found out it was full of mistakes, mostly from information from the last time I didn't know was in there or wasn't updating properly from the excel file.

Edit: I guess from the bank's prospective it probably feels like they paid too much for shitty work, but I the results reported I feel are solid. I think I'm going to talk to my boss about dropping the fees though since the only reason why we bid high was to not get it, and we got it.

[Turtle]

PSA:

I am available as an individual to bitch to/ vent to.

Talk to me about your problems, as I am bored and have no TF2 to unleash my bored rage.

Didzo, no offense but, talking to you about personal problems would be like talking to a platoon seargant about a new dress.

[Didzo]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg132139#msg132139 date=1263420984]
PSA:

I am available as an individual to bitch to/ vent to.

Talk to me about your problems, as I am bored and have no TF2 to unleash my bored rage.

Didzo, no offense but, talking to you about personal problems would be like talking to a platoon seargant about a new dress.
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I give good fashion advice as well.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg132139#msg132139 date=1263420984]
PSA:

I am available as an individual to bitch to/ vent to.

Talk to me about your problems, as I am bored and have no TF2 to unleash my bored rage.

Didzo, no offense but, talking to you about personal problems would be like talking to a platoon seargant about a new dress.
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have you ever talked with a sergeant first class about a new dress?  The ones that keep their marriage together have a surprising skillset. 

[HeK]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg132144#msg132144 date=1263422957]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg132139#msg132139 date=1263420984]
PSA:

I am available as an individual to bitch to/ vent to.

Talk to me about your problems, as I am bored and have no TF2 to unleash my bored rage.

Didzo, no offense but, talking to you about personal problems would be like talking to a platoon seargant about a new dress.
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have you ever talked with a sergeant first class about a new dress?  The ones that keep their marriage together have a surprising skillset. 


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The Sergeant who works in the cubical on the other side of the tall-wall from me is transsexual. Also 7 feet tall without heels and about 50.
It's kinda like the Miss Doubtfire of Airforce historians.

[A. Crow]

that's fucked up.

[Versus]

O_______________________O

[Didzo]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg132604#msg132604 date=1263660251]

have you ever talked with a sergeant first class about a new dress?  The ones that keep their marriage together have a surprising skillset. 

The Sergeant who works in the cubical on the other side of the tall-wall from me is transsexual. Also 7 feet tall without heels and about 50.
It's kinda like the Miss Doubtfire of Airforce historians.
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Alice?

[Didzo]

People are lame.

[Luinbariel]

Nothing too major today... just feeling shitty with an upset tummy all day since about 4:30. It's STILL upset.

[Turtle]

Went to johnny rockets with my friends. 2 of us ordered the same thing, but there was only 1 order left . I let him have it and i got some disgusting wings. Now i'm sick and i can't go to school on fucking finals week.

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

I couldn't sleep last night, but I'm feeling better now after I drank some coffee.

Also, I got a decent feeling that my midterm today might be doable with a high B.

[Surf314]

It's 8:30 pm I just got home from work and I brought with me work.

[Greatbacon]

It's 8:30 pm I just got home from work and I brought with me work.

:'(

[at0m]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg133078#msg133078 date=1263951011]
It's 8:30 pm I just got home from work and I brought with me work.

:'(
[/quote]Its 8:45pm and I haven't left work, will be taking home work, but have to stop by urgent care on the way home to figure out if I have strep AGAIN. /oneup