The "Fuck my life" thread

[Surf314]

[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3709.msg133081#msg133081 date=1263951755]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg133078#msg133078 date=1263951011]
It's 8:30 pm I just got home from work and I brought with me work.

:'(
[/quote]Its 8:45pm and I haven't left work, will be taking home work, but have to stop by urgent care on the way home to figure out if I have strep AGAIN. /oneup
[/quote]

[Benito Mussolini]

Went to johnny rockets with my friends. 2 of us ordered the same thing, but there was only 1 order left . I let him have it and i got some disgusting wings. Now i'm sick and i can't go to school on fucking finals week.

Isn't this like the second time you miss finals?

[Turtle]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg132991#msg132991 date=1263907477]
Went to johnny rockets with my friends. 2 of us ordered the same thing, but there was only 1 order left . I let him have it and i got some disgusting wings. Now i'm sick and i can't go to school on fucking finals week.

Isn't this like the second time you miss finals?
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That would be weird considering this is my first final of the year...

[ThunderStain]

I need to read antigone and " A seperate peace" by friday morning. jesus.

[Didzo]

Shitload of schoolwork due tomorrow, I feel like my mind has been in a Blendtech video, and my internet is dead on the one day I really need to vent my misery via W + Mouse 1.

[Neonie]

the fact i feel like shit yet really have nothing major to cause that pisses me off

[Bonesinger]

All three of my alarm clocks didn't work this morning. Now I'm late for Anthropology and today is the day we are going over questions for Friday's test.

[A. Crow]

The likelyhood of all 3 failing is very small.  It's much more likely That you can't set them properly.  ^.^b

Or you sleep like a fat bitch after a buffet. 

[beep beep diglett]

fucking wind was knocking over shit last night and i couldnt get to sleep, have to work with 4 hours of sleep uugghhhh

[Black Aspen]

I have a bad habit of spitting into the bowl whenever I take a piss at home.  Last night, whilst going in the middle of the night, I misjudged my trajectory and accidentally spat on my shirt.  In the confusion and dishonour I felt, I stopped paying attention to my OTHER bodily fluid evacuation, and peed all over the rim/wall.  I had to clean it up, which was enough stimulation to wake my mind from its sleep stupor, and was not able to fall asleep for another 3 hours.  FML.

[HeK]

There were large men at my work today with C5 rifles, searching vehicles as they entered the gates.

[KarthXLR]

I feel really awful, massive headaches, continuous snotty nose, overall being tired, and I'm not sick.


School is four times more miserable like this.

[zaneyard]

texted all of my friends looking for something to do, including the girl who told me she would go to a movie with me
no one responded..

need new friends.

[copulatingduck]

texted all of my friends looking for something to do, including the girl who told me she would go to a movie with me
no one responded..

need new friends.

should start doing pushups for every time a girl bails on you or turns you down. eventually you'll hit "OMG NEW HAWTNESS" threshold and they'll stop turning you down, at which point you'll stop doing pushups, get fat, lose ur girl, do more pushups, until you eventually find an equilibrium where your bmi will be equal to what we call the "MACHO Zaneyard" constant

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg133669#msg133669 date=1264220330]
texted all of my friends looking for something to do, including the girl who told me she would go to a movie with me
no one responded..

need new friends.

should start doing pushups for every time a girl bails on you or turns you down. eventually you'll hit "OMG NEW HAWTNESS" threshold and they'll stop turning you down, at which point you'll stop doing pushups, get fat, lose ur girl, do more pushups, until you eventually find an equilibrium where your bmi will be equal to what we call the "MACHO Zaneyard" constant
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thank god i have this place <3

[Black Aspen]

...until you eventually find an equilibrium where your bmi will be equal to what we call the "MACHO Zaneyard" constant

Hmm, yes... I heard the MACHO Zaneyard constant discussed last night on a PBS programme.  Intriguing matter, it is.

[Squishy3]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg133669#msg133669 date=1264220330]
texted all of my friends looking for something to do, including the girl who told me she would go to a movie with me
no one responded..

need new friends.

should start doing pushups for every time a girl bails on you or turns you down. eventually you'll hit "OMG NEW HAWTNESS" threshold and they'll stop turning you down, at which point you'll stop doing pushups, get fat, lose ur girl, do more pushups, until you eventually find an equilibrium where your bmi will be equal to what we call the "MACHO Zaneyard" constant
[/quote]pushups don't do shit. workout 3-5 times a week if you can throwing in abs every other workout to give them time to heal, chest and triceps, legs, back and biceps. Try and schedule a minor muscle workout session once a month or so, which is shoulders, triceps, biceps and hamstrings. Don't work yourself too hard, eat healthy and AGAIN don't work yourself too hard, you don't want to injure yourslf. Find a workout partner, be it one of your friends or if you go to a public gym see if you can work out with some guys there. Look up workouts for each body part, try to mix it up between machines and freeweights, ask around on bodybuilding forums, etc. This is the method to success, anyone tells you otherwise, they're fucking dumb. and most importantly, be this a public gym or a friend's gym, NO EGOS. THIS WILL GET YOU INJURED.

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=3709.msg133680#msg133680 date=1264225847]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg133669#msg133669 date=1264220330]
texted all of my friends looking for something to do, including the girl who told me she would go to a movie with me
no one responded..

need new friends.

should start doing pushups for every time a girl bails on you or turns you down. eventually you'll hit "OMG NEW HAWTNESS" threshold and they'll stop turning you down, at which point you'll stop doing pushups, get fat, lose ur girl, do more pushups, until you eventually find an equilibrium where your bmi will be equal to what we call the "MACHO Zaneyard" constant
[/quote]pushups don't do shit. workout 3-5 times a week if you can throwing in abs every other workout to give them time to heal, chest and triceps, legs, back and biceps. Try and schedule a minor muscle workout session once a month or so, which is shoulders, triceps, biceps and hamstrings. Don't work yourself too hard, eat healthy and AGAIN don't work yourself too hard, you don't want to injure yourslf. Find a workout partner, be it one of your friends or if you go to a public gym see if you can work out with some guys there. Look up workouts for each body part, try to mix it up between machines and freeweights, ask around on bodybuilding forums, etc. This is the method to success, anyone tells you otherwise, they're fucking dumb. and most importantly, be this a public gym or a friend's gym, NO EGOS. THIS WILL GET YOU INJURED.
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WHOOOOOOSH

[zaneyard]

[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=3709.msg133680#msg133680 date=1264225847]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg133669#msg133669 date=1264220330]
texted all of my friends looking for something to do, including the girl who told me she would go to a movie with me
no one responded..

need new friends.

should start doing pushups for every time a girl bails on you or turns you down. eventually you'll hit "OMG NEW HAWTNESS" threshold and they'll stop turning you down, at which point you'll stop doing pushups, get fat, lose ur girl, do more pushups, until you eventually find an equilibrium where your bmi will be equal to what we call the "MACHO Zaneyard" constant
[/quote]pushups don't do shit. workout 3-5 times a week if you can throwing in abs every other workout to give them time to heal, chest and triceps, legs, back and biceps. Try and schedule a minor muscle workout session once a month or so, which is shoulders, triceps, biceps and hamstrings. Don't work yourself too hard, eat healthy and AGAIN don't work yourself too hard, you don't want to injure yourslf. Find a workout partner, be it one of your friends or if you go to a public gym see if you can work out with some guys there. Look up workouts for each body part, try to mix it up between machines and freeweights, ask around on bodybuilding forums, etc. This is the method to success, anyone tells you otherwise, they're fucking dumb. and most importantly, be this a public gym or a friend's gym, NO EGOS. THIS WILL GET YOU INJURED.
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actually the pushups have been helping, i know when to stop though, and i hope everyone else who is doing macho tf2 does too
it's just adding a little fun to exercising

[Geoff]

my best friend is moving this summer


it never really dawned on me till now.  he was supposed to move this year, but had been hiding it from us the whole time.


i still got awhile until he's gone, but man, he's pretty much a brother to me.  i haven't been this sad in a very long time.