The "Fuck my life" thread

[Luca Shoal]

[quote author=TV's Luca link=topic=3709.msg134364#msg134364 date=1264654572]
I got fired, for not improving fast enough basically :|

Back to the job search.

Do you get unemployment at least?
[/quote]Applied for it first thing after getting the call.

Maybe this is for the best though since my paychecks kept bouncing ever since they switched banks. And I should be getting an extra $80 or so from the now ex-boss for overdraft fees the checks have caused.

@rummy - no it isn't really, just to much shit to do in a small space at one time. There's only room for three guys at most on the line. And that does sound possible Zane.

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=Nitrous Axide link=topic=3709.msg134260#msg134260 date=1264625671]
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=307748

He's my friend from high school, and his team plays my hometown's team on Friday, and I have 10 tickets and my friends and I are all going. Now he's not playing.

>

You know Calvin de Haan!?!?!?!?  He looked pretty good at the World Juniors.  I thought the Isles were crazy doing what they did to get him, but from what I saw of him in the tournament, they may have known what they were doing in the end.
[/quote]
Yeah he was a dick, and his girlfriend was a slut.
So much drama, it was hilarious.

[ThunderStain]

I got fired, for not improving fast enough basically :|

Back to the job search.

Super bummer to hear that bro.

[SBCrystal]

I got fired, for not improving fast enough basically :|

Back to the job search.

Sorry, babe.

[SBCrystal]

The ceiling leaked on my clean clothes...again...
It's like every time I find one leak and compensate by moving things out of the way, it purposely pops another leak right over where my things are.
It's super frustrating. If the ceiling leaks on my books I'm travelling on a cloud to where the rain god lives and I'm going to shank him with a toothbrush, I'm not even kidding.

[at0m]

The ceiling leaked on my clean clothes...again...
It's like every time I find one leak and compensate by moving things out of the way, it purposely pops another leak right over where my things are.
It's super frustrating. If the ceiling leaks on my books I'm travelling on a cloud to where the rain god lives and I'm going to shank him with a toothbrush, I'm not even kidding.

Get some plastic sheeting, or put your stuff in rubbermaid (or the equivalent) boxes :/

[SBCrystal]

[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=3709.msg134541#msg134541 date=1264773656]
The ceiling leaked on my clean clothes...again...
It's like every time I find one leak and compensate by moving things out of the way, it purposely pops another leak right over where my things are.
It's super frustrating. If the ceiling leaks on my books I'm travelling on a cloud to where the rain god lives and I'm going to shank him with a toothbrush, I'm not even kidding.

Get some plastic sheeting, or put your stuff in rubbermaid (or the equivalent) boxes :/
[/quote]

Most excellent suggestion! Maybe we'll get some this weekend!

[Coppanuva]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg134545#msg134545 date=1264773949]
[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=3709.msg134541#msg134541 date=1264773656]
The ceiling leaked on my clean clothes...again...
It's like every time I find one leak and compensate by moving things out of the way, it purposely pops another leak right over where my things are.
It's super frustrating. If the ceiling leaks on my books I'm travelling on a cloud to where the rain god lives and I'm going to shank him with a toothbrush, I'm not even kidding.

Get some plastic sheeting, or put your stuff in rubbermaid (or the equivalent) boxes :/
[/quote]

Most excellent suggestion! Maybe we'll get some this weekend!
[/quote]
Well on the bright side at least it's not the floor that's leaking...

[SBCrystal]

[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=3709.msg134547#msg134547 date=1264774093]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg134545#msg134545 date=1264773949]
[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=3709.msg134541#msg134541 date=1264773656]
The ceiling leaked on my clean clothes...again...
It's like every time I find one leak and compensate by moving things out of the way, it purposely pops another leak right over where my things are.
It's super frustrating. If the ceiling leaks on my books I'm travelling on a cloud to where the rain god lives and I'm going to shank him with a toothbrush, I'm not even kidding.

Get some plastic sheeting, or put your stuff in rubbermaid (or the equivalent) boxes :/
[/quote]

Most excellent suggestion! Maybe we'll get some this weekend!
[/quote]
Well on the bright side at least it's not the floor that's leaking...
[/quote]

HAHAHAHA! Most excellent point.

[zaneyard]

at least you didnt send the wrong book to a buyer yesturday like i did. w/e i suppose i needed to get rid of it anyway

[Luinbariel]

Shank the cloud god anyway, I want some red snow.

[Surf314]

Looks like I'm meeting my deductible early this year. Anyways on an unrelated medical issue:

Yea don't read past this if you are a little squeemish.


So just yesterday I got a lot of mucus going on in the back of my throat, getting worse today. I hacked up big gobs of green and brownish flem including some hard parts. I think this means I'm getting a sinus infection again. Should I skip go and go directly to doctor to get another round of antibiotics?

[Neonie]

Looks like I'm meeting my deductible early this year. Anyways on an unrelated medical issue:

Yea don't read past this if you are a little squeemish.


So just yesterday I got a lot of mucus going on in the back of my throat, getting worse today. I hacked up big gobs of green and brownish flem including some hard parts. I think this means I'm getting a sinus infection again. Should I skip go and go directly to doctor to get another round of antibiotics?

Sounds like you have pneumonia  bro. Go to the doctor.

[Totla]

I've enjoyed my last day of existence. It's very likely that I'll die out of pure exhaustion. Fuck me.

[Geoff]

Looks like I'm meeting my deductible early this year. Anyways on an unrelated medical issue:

Yea don't read past this if you are a little squeemish.


So just yesterday I got a lot of mucus going on in the back of my throat, getting worse today. I hacked up big gobs of green and brownish flem including some hard parts. I think this means I'm getting a sinus infection again. Should I skip go and go directly to doctor to get another round of antibiotics?

sinus infection?  thats a prerequisite for swim team

[HeK]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg134568#msg134568 date=1264781466]
Looks like I'm meeting my deductible early this year. Anyways on an unrelated medical issue:

Yea don't read past this if you are a little squeemish.


So just yesterday I got a lot of mucus going on in the back of my throat, getting worse today. I hacked up big gobs of green and brownish flem including some hard parts. I think this means I'm getting a sinus infection again. Should I skip go and go directly to doctor to get another round of antibiotics?

Sounds like you have pneumonia  bro. Go to the doctor.
[/quote]

Pneumonia is an abnormal inflammatory condition of the lung. It is often characterized as including inflammation of the parenchyma of the lung (that is, the alveoli) and abnormal alveolar filling with fluid (consolidation and exudation).
Typical symptoms associated with pneumonia include cough, chest pain, fever, and difficulty in breathing.

Not quite.

[copulatingduck]

Surf ur turning into a Boomer get help/quarantined plz

[Surf314]

My wife: How do I look I dressed up for you?
Me: You look great
Wife: I look sexy? You wanna do me?
Me: Yea of course
Wife: Well too bad your sick
Me: I'm not sick I was faking it
Wife: Haha very funny, sorry I don't want to get sick
Me: 

[Totla]

My wife: How do I look I dressed up for you?
Me: You look great
Wife: I look sexy? You wanna do me?
Me: Yea of course
Wife: Well too bad your sick
Me: I'm not sick I was faking it
Wife: Haha very funny, sorry I don't want to get sick
Me: 

ahahahahahaahahahahahaha

[KarthXLR]

My wife: How do I look I dressed up for you?
Me: You look great
Wife: I look sexy? You wanna do me?
Me: Yea of course
Wife: Well too bad your sick
Me: I'm not sick I was faking it
Wife: Haha very funny, sorry I don't want to get sick
Me: 

psst surf i think you have std's.