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02-07-2010, 01:26 PM

Good Eats S7E3P2: The Egg Files VI - French Flop
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A. Crow
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02-07-2010, 05:18 PM

next time she wants breakfast, we're driving out to Cracker Barrel. 


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02-07-2010, 06:38 PM

my special brownies are potent as fuck. lol im so useless right now
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02-07-2010, 11:15 PM

(02-07-2010, 06:38 PM)Funbucks link Wrote: my special brownies are potent as fuck. lol im so useless right now
Pot brownies are the worst because you never know how much you are taking. I really really like brownies and I went into full on anxiety attack territory. Seriously last experience with weed. I know when to call it quits.


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02-08-2010, 01:14 AM

(02-07-2010, 01:26 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: Good Eats S7E3P2: The Egg Files VI - French Flop

i believe this is the high watermark of this thread.
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02-08-2010, 01:53 PM

On saturday we went to a girls party as a joke but it ended up being a really swell time. She walked by a group of friends I was with and explained how she took pictures of everyone. She mentioned everybody who went BESIDES ME (2 other people that went were there). Maybe im just over analyzing but I feel pretty bummed, plus today im pretty sure I stank cause of what was cooked yesterday/ I put on a used pair of pants. bad day.


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02-08-2010, 07:17 PM

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I did NOT think I was going to have to stay the night. I'm giving my sales guy hell when I get back to the office. I should say if/when, with a 100% chance of 2-4 more inches of snow before I leave here. Joy.



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02-08-2010, 11:08 PM

Pretty sure that I was violated in ways that no one should ever be violated in by a Chemistry midterm.

:-\


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02-09-2010, 09:17 AM

I just got back from sickcall, I'm on quarters.  I might have mono.  I guess that's what I get for being a manwhore.

EDIT: WOOHOO! no mono!  I'm going to lay back down now....


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02-10-2010, 03:38 AM

well now that i am out of crown I suppose it's time I put my name into the hat


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02-10-2010, 09:12 AM

(02-09-2010, 09:17 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: I just got back from sickcall, I'm on quarters.  I might have mono.  I guess that's what I get for being a manwhore.

EDIT: WOOHOO! no mono!  I'm going to lay back down now....
Mono isn't from being a manwhore, it's from being skilled. Remember that.
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02-11-2010, 09:14 AM

Damn. I had beers with this guy at the old capitol public house in Iowa City. Damn.
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Neonie
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02-11-2010, 09:23 AM

You know your threads hit the big time when people start using maps, graphs and charts to mark just how fucked their life is.


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02-11-2010, 09:28 AM

because you know charts and graphs are both parts of a map


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at0m
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02-11-2010, 09:35 AM

One of the fun bits about Virginia is right under my distance bar. I've had to drive through there to get to another customer, in Forest, VA.



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02-11-2010, 01:03 PM

(02-11-2010, 09:14 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: Damn. I had beers with this guy at the old capitol public house in Iowa City. Damn.

I have been there several times. That's crazy man.
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02-11-2010, 01:54 PM

Pretty much failed a math test I should have aced. It's likely I will be grounded.
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02-12-2010, 02:32 AM

(02-11-2010, 09:35 AM)at0m link Wrote: One of the fun bits about my Vagina is under my distance bar. I've had to drive through there get another customer.
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02-14-2010, 02:20 AM

Got grounded by my parents for getting a D on my algebra test. Not allowed to buy anything online (which is bugging me since I want to get some crap ordered off amazon), no friends over, no allowance (Which is my ONLY source of income right now), and very restricted gaming.

But the good news...
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02-14-2010, 02:26 AM

(02-14-2010, 02:20 AM)Karthkarthkarth link Wrote: Got grounded by my parents for getting a D on my algebra test. Not allowed to buy anything online (which is bugging me since I want to get some crap ordered off amazon), no friends over, no allowance (Which is my ONLY source of income right now), and very restricted gaming.

But the good news...

Got raped.


How can you get a D on algebra? I mean you can get in contact with dozens of people who can help you with that pretty easily... I would understant a B, or something similar, but if you got a D, then there is definitely something you didn't understand, dude.

Also, I find it funny your parents are still grounding you for bad grades. I think you're old enough to know that you need good grades to get far in your studies...




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