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[Surf314]

17:02 Coppanuva ok time to go
17:03 *** ShadowAtWork quit (Quit)
17:06 Surf314 you go and shadow quits?
17:06 Surf314 =O
17:07 at0m2go pretty much


:-X

[CorpseFactor]

Quote

I laughed hard at the final convo.

[at0m]

lolwut:

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[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

Not a great convo, but gave me a chuckle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey ¨
You: Hi, I hate my life
You: People are so mean to me
You: To be honest, I want to kill myself just to get it over with it
You: My mom hates me
You: My dad doesn't seem to give a shit
You: My brother is the only one to care, but couldn't do anything to help me
You: The house is in ruin due to the fights going on between my mom and dad
Stranger:

you do not make fun, whit me right?
You: what?
You: Are you trying to mock me?
Stranger: do you make fun right now?
Stranger: No..
You: I'm trying to pour all of my emotions on to a stranger and all you care about is sex!
You: YOU ARE A BASTARD!
You: I HATE YOU!
You: THAT'S IT! WHEN THE NIGHT COMES, I'LL KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF IGNORANCE
You: IGNORANCE
Stranger: you're ARE really crazy

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

Bump.

Also, warning. It contains sexual disturbance. I suggest you should try to get away if you are homophobic.






Stranger: A/S/L
Do you have
Yahoo? Skype? MSN? web cam?
Me Male 25 usa
looking for fun with females that dont look down on others for this.
You: Hey
You: I take off my pants and put some lub on my penis
You: I then try to rush you as you try to leave
You: I forcefully take off your pants and then insert my penis into your butthole
You: I scream in pleasure as you are trying to claw your way out

[3clipse]

HAHA, Link is gay buttsex btw.

Stranger: hey, 18 m looking for a horny chick willing to show me her tits. are you the girl? (:
You: YES
Stranger: nice. got any pics?
You: Mhmmm.
You: Just for you cutie pie
Stranger: sweet.
Stranger: where can i find these pics
You: Hold on honey
You: im uploading right now
Stranger: aright (;
You: Okay honey, all uploaded, you can find em all here
You: http://tiny.cc/ForYou
You: Do you like?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: Ive only done it like twice
Stranger: sure
You: Mkay
You: so
Stranger: thats ok
You: I start like rubbing around my vag
You: and it feels really good
You: so i put some lotion on my finger
You: and i eventually get one finger in there, the most ive had is two.
You: and then i put some lotion on my other hand.
Stranger: ok
You: and start jerking off my penis.
Stranger: ???????????
You: That feels really good
Stranger: ????????????
You: Dont you ever do that?
Stranger: ya  but i dont have a vag
You: I do.
You:
You: Wanna see it?
Stranger: ???????
You: Ill send a pic just for you
You: http://tiny.cc/ForYou

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Squishy3]

regarding a conversation about drugs in a channel I go to

<SpeedWacer> Yeah, my friend tells his story about the first time he dropped, he was at a monster truck show
<SpeedWacer> And he kept picking fights with people because he thought he was flying and they couldn't get him

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wats up
You: wats up
Stranger: nm u?
You: nm u?
Stranger: mimicer
You: mimicer
Stranger: r u a fuck head oir something fkjdhfklwadhfw;kDLF
You: r u a fuck head or something fkjdfklwadhfw;kDLF
Stranger: wtf
You: wtf
Stranger: u r a dumbass

[Greatbacon]

[07:45] <@Versus_desktop> also i left porn playing all night long
[07:46] <Caffeine`work> what did you do, queue up like several hour long movies on youporn
[07:46] <Caffeine`work> well I guess it doesnt matter cause you don;t have a roommate
[07:47] <Caffeine`work> you put porn on a fucking projector on one of your walls if you wanted
[07:47] <Caffeine`work> it would be like life-size and you could pretend to make out with your waifu on the wall

[Turtle]

HAHA, Link is gay buttsex btw.

Stranger: hey, 18 m looking for a horny chick willing to show me her tits. are you the girl? (:
You: YES
Stranger: nice. got any pics?
You: Mhmmm.
You: Just for you cutie pie
Stranger: sweet.
Stranger: where can i find these pics
You: Hold on honey
You: im uploading right now
Stranger: aright (;
You: Okay honey, all uploaded, you can find em all here
You: http://tiny.cc/ForYou
You: Do you like?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: Ive only done it like twice
Stranger: sure
You: Mkay
You: so
Stranger: thats ok
You: I start like rubbing around my vag
You: and it feels really good
You: so i put some lotion on my finger
You: and i eventually get one finger in there, the most ive had is two.
You: and then i put some lotion on my other hand.
Stranger: ok
You: and start jerking off my penis.
Stranger: ???????????
You: That feels really good
Stranger: ????????????
You: Dont you ever do that?
Stranger: ya  but i dont have a vag
You: I do.
You:
You: Wanna see it?
Stranger: ???????
You: Ill send a pic just for you
You: http://tiny.cc/ForYou

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

why do you have a picture of gay buttsex...

[CaffeinePowered]

[07:45] <@Versus_desktop> also i left porn playing all night long
[07:46] <Caffeine`work> what did you do, queue up like several hour long movies on youporn
[07:46] <Caffeine`work> well I guess it doesnt matter cause you don;t have a roommate
[07:47] <Caffeine`work> you put porn on a fucking projector on one of your walls if you wanted
[07:47] <Caffeine`work> it would be like life-size and you could pretend to make out with your waifu on the wall

This is what you all miss by not being on IRC

[Coppanuva]

[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=106.msg136411#msg136411 date=1265899721]
[07:45] <@Versus_desktop> also i left porn playing all night long
[07:46] <Caffeine`work> what did you do, queue up like several hour long movies on youporn
[07:46] <Caffeine`work> well I guess it doesnt matter cause you don;t have a roommate
[07:47] <Caffeine`work> you put porn on a fucking projector on one of your walls if you wanted
[07:47] <Caffeine`work> it would be like life-size and you could pretend to make out with your waifu on the wall

This is what you all miss by not being on IRC
[/quote]

when did Versus' roommate leave?!

[at0m]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=106.msg136414#msg136414 date=1265899971]
[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=106.msg136411#msg136411 date=1265899721]
[07:45] <@Versus_desktop> also i left porn playing all night long
[07:46] <Caffeine`work> what did you do, queue up like several hour long movies on youporn
[07:46] <Caffeine`work> well I guess it doesnt matter cause you don;t have a roommate
[07:47] <Caffeine`work> you put porn on a fucking projector on one of your walls if you wanted
[07:47] <Caffeine`work> it would be like life-size and you could pretend to make out with your waifu on the wall

This is what you all miss by not being on IRC
[/quote]

when did Versus' roommate leave?!
[/quote]like last week

[Versus]

[quote author=Coppanuva link=topic=106.msg136529#msg136529 date=1265948545]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=106.msg136414#msg136414 date=1265899971]
[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=106.msg136411#msg136411 date=1265899721]
[07:45] <@Versus_desktop> also i left porn playing all night long
[07:46] <Caffeine`work> what did you do, queue up like several hour long movies on youporn
[07:46] <Caffeine`work> well I guess it doesnt matter cause you don;t have a roommate
[07:47] <Caffeine`work> you put porn on a fucking projector on one of your walls if you wanted
[07:47] <Caffeine`work> it would be like life-size and you could pretend to make out with your waifu on the wall

This is what you all miss by not being on IRC
[/quote]

when did Versus' roommate leave?!
[/quote]like last week
[/quote]

monday

[at0m]

[09:59:30] <ainmosni> beer in 30 seconds
[09:59:39] <Caffeine`waarrgahrbl> at0m2go: Its ok, you don't want to be there
[09:59:41] <Coppanuva> OFFICE BEER?!
[09:59:42] <Caffeine`waarrgahrbl> Id rather be home too
[09:59:43] <Caffeine`waarrgahrbl>
[09:59:45] <ainmosni> 15 s
[09:59:50] <ainmosni> 10
[09:59:55] <ainmosni> 5
[09:59:59] <at0m2go> i'm actually cutting out in the middle of the day
[10:00:01] <ainmosni> beer o clock
[10:00:04] <at0m2go> holy shit ain
[10:00:06] <ainmosni> \o/
[10:00:09] <at0m2go> that was perfectly synced

[10:01:57] >ainmosni< CTCP TIME
[10:01:58] -ainmosni- TIME Fri Feb 12 16:01:57 2010

4pm on the nose, nice shot ain

[copulatingduck]

lol

[CorpseFactor]

I recognize that one thing you did there in the second convo.

[3clipse]

[quote author=3clipse link=topic=106.msg136248#msg136248 date=1265758323]

I recognize that one thing you did there in the second convo.
[/quote]
yea not original. Haha.

[beep beep diglett]

5:51 PM - James T. Turtle: where does your sister go to school
5:51 PM - dig1337: no
5:51 PM - dig1337: no no no
5:52 PM - James T. Turtle: it's not like im going to *cough* her
5:52 PM - James T. Turtle: you dont seem like you'd have a sister anyway
5:52 PM - dig1337: she's 9
5:52 PM - James T. Turtle: bbb
5:53 PM - James T. Turtle: i'll call dibs until she's older
5:53 PM - James T. Turtle: ;D
5:53 PM - James T. Turtle: i mean
5:53 PM - James T. Turtle: ew 9 year olds

[Turtle]

5:51 PM - John: where does your sister go to school
5:51 PM - dig1337: no
5:51 PM - dig1337: no no no
5:52 PM - John: it's not like im going to *cough* her
5:52 PM - John: you dont seem like you'd have a sister anyway
5:52 PM - dig1337: she's 9
5:52 PM - John: bbb
5:53 PM - John: i'll call dibs until she's older
5:53 PM - John: ;D
5:53 PM - John: i mean
5:53 PM - John: ew 9 year olds

Who's this john guy he seems pretty weird