The "Fuck my life" thread

[copulatingduck]

space shuttles going up for sale

also, Re: Old man beats up guy on a bus:

A video after he got off the bus, and an unrelated incident at a ballgame:

AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT (the clip you didnt see)

Police Tase 'Fan' At Oakland A's Game

It has been posited elsewhere that he's a vet  with ptsd  :S

[Trace]

Apparently SC2 closed beta is live, and I didn't get in  :'(

[Totla]

So it's about 40 degrees F, and there's about 30 MPH winds. We're rowing our boats, then we sink. Crew boats don't sink like regular ones, they just go about a foot below the surface. Then I spend the next hour and a half in this water trying to get enough water out of the boat so we can flip it and get the rest of the water out. I can't feel anything at all except pain (from just being cold). Holy balls, that sucked.

[Tricks]

Apparently SC2 closed beta is live, and I didn't get in  :'(

No way.......................................Me either. I didn't know it had started.

FML.

[beep beep diglett]

im gonna have to take aerox off my friends list, seeing him play games i cant is killing me :<

[CaffeinePowered]

im gonna have to take aerox off my friends list, seeing him play games i cant is killing me :<

Start harassing him to break his NDA

[zaneyard]

im gonna have to take aerox off my friends list, seeing him play games i cant is killing me :<

hahaha it's like you're talking about a seeing an ex with a new boyfriend

[Geoff]

So it's about 40 degrees F, and there's about 30 MPH winds. We're rowing our boats, then we sink. Crew boats don't sink like regular ones, they just go about a foot below the surface. Then I spend the next hour and a half in this water trying to get enough water out of the boat so we can flip it and get the rest of the water out. I can't feel anything at all except pain (from just being cold). Holy balls, that sucked.

try like -11 degrees BRO

[Totla]

[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg137427#msg137427 date=1266452560]
So it's about 40 degrees F, and there's about 30 MPH winds. We're rowing our boats, then we sink. Crew boats don't sink like regular ones, they just go about a foot below the surface. Then I spend the next hour and a half in this water trying to get enough water out of the boat so we can flip it and get the rest of the water out. I can't feel anything at all except pain (from just being cold). Holy balls, that sucked.

try like -11 degrees BRO
[/quote]Try at least you're moving around, and i was just sitting there not moving BRO.

[Turtle]

Probably gonna be up until like 2 because i waited until the last day to do a 15 page english report about Marc Chagall , and i actually got a new bed today of all days.

[KarthXLR]

What's this?

Not the Messiah UK Trailer

A Musical adaptation of Life of Brian?

For one night only?

How could this go wrong?

HEY BY THE WAY IT'S FOR ENGLAND ONLY.

:'(

[Surf314]

I have absolutely no idea what to get my wife for our anniversary on Tuesday, she knows it too.

[CaffeinePowered]

I have absolutely no idea what to get my wife for our anniversary on Tuesday, she knows it too.

Dick in a box, this is the _perfect_ opportunity

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

I have absolutely no idea what to get my wife for our anniversary on Tuesday, she knows it too.

The Twilight books

*Erects a flame shield*

[Didzo]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg137636#msg137636 date=1266597684]
I have absolutely no idea what to get my wife for our anniversary on Tuesday, she knows it too.

Dick in a box, this is the _perfect_ opportunity
[/quote]

That.

[rumsfald]

I have absolutely no idea what to get my wife for our anniversary on Tuesday, she knows it too.

Couple's massage. You're welcome.

[Surf314]

I have absolutely no idea what to get my wife for our anniversary on Tuesday, she knows it too.

I'm getting her a bunch of random things to do with cotton (cotton anniversary). I got a weird look from the checkout lady for buying one towel. It's a really soft towel though.

[Benito Mussolini]

Omg, I read condom at first, and it made your post so much more awesome.

[Sponson]

Last friday I got braces on the top row of teeth.

FML.

[Geoff]

Last friday I got braces on the top row of teeth.

FML.

rofl