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copulatingduck
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02-16-2010, 12:08 AM

do not drink fruity-cocktails post 14-month-fermentaiton


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copulatingduck
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02-21-2010, 12:22 AM

booze burgerss and wresting omg

http://www.justin.tv/lwhdtv4#r=BuEaO6A~


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JoKeRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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02-27-2010, 03:00 AM

i am SOSO drunk dri the world is so good
ask me ANTYTHING I SWAR


tf2
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02-27-2010, 03:05 AM

(02-27-2010, 03:00 AM)JoKeRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR link Wrote: i am SOSO drunk dri the world is so good
ask me ANTYTHING I SWAR


tf2
don't swar
it's bad for you


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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02-27-2010, 03:08 AM

hhahahaha i agree
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copulatingduck
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02-27-2010, 03:07 PM

jokerr owns


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KarthXLR
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02-27-2010, 04:12 PM

Joker, please tell us. Are you in a relationship with tim?
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[fr31ns]Karrde
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03-07-2010, 04:35 AM

I always seem to be the one bumping this off page 3.  You ppl need to drink more.  Not so sauced, just kinda borderline.  Cheers and have a pleasant day Smile


<+Karrde> welp, time to learn some basic patterning skills
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<+Karrde> I changed my mind.  Gonna cosplay as a gay demon from hell and get negate raped instead XD
<+Caffeine`work> Karrde: Gay demon? Why would you need to cosplay just go as yourself
<+FlyingMongoose> Caffeine`work: Karrde would actually have to tone it down some.
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copulatingduck
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03-09-2010, 04:14 AM

prob too drunk to have started me2. mindfuck still has me realing at beginning



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Ianki
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03-10-2010, 12:01 AM

(03-09-2010, 04:14 AM)Duck link Wrote: prob too drunk to have started me2. mindfuck still has me realing at beginning



fuck

drinking is what caused me to only get through 1/4 of mass effect one
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Ianki
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03-10-2010, 11:50 AM

one of those mornings where i have to retrace exactly what i said online and to whom last night.
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Tragic Hero
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03-10-2010, 07:20 PM

We had just invested in a Kegerator.  The most glorious and dangerous purchase in mine and my brothers history of purchases.  I pretty much end up drunk every other night Tongue
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03-11-2010, 08:11 AM

(03-10-2010, 11:50 AM)Ianki link Wrote: one of those mornings where i have to retrace exactly what i said online and to whom last night.

Yep, good old drunken damage control.


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A. Crow
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03-12-2010, 05:46 PM

0500 - PT Test.
1230 - Donate Blood.
1630 - Begin drinking. 

Hoo.  Ah. 


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copulatingduck
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03-12-2010, 11:56 PM

started with a clockwork orange but at least for me, that was a bit tough to wrap my head around while drunk. bukowski is much easier to follow


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03-13-2010, 12:50 AM

(03-10-2010, 12:01 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [quote author=Duck link=topic=753.msg140614#msg140614 date=1268126091]
prob too drunk to have started me2. mindfuck still has me realing at beginning



fuck

drinking is what caused me to only get through 1/4 of mass effect one
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I think drinking was the only thing that got me to the end of 2 >_>'
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03-13-2010, 11:21 AM

I slipped on ice, landed on my elbow, rolled and got back up really quickly while running to go to sleep. Also I made a friend.


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ZargonX
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03-14-2010, 02:49 AM

I told myself I wasn't going to drink as much tonight as I did last night.

I lied.


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shoopfox
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03-14-2010, 05:34 AM

I drank most of a fifth, stumbled home from downtown and watched Hellraiser til I passed out to Wedge playing TF2 ;_;
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A. Crow
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03-14-2010, 01:20 PM

Italian food and red wine.  My girlfriend is dangerous in the kitchen. 


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