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Versus My fursona is a blops attack dog  Posts: 10,103 Joined: Mar 2008 |
02-18-2010, 03:54 PM
[12:52:15] <@Versus_desktop> hi negate
[12:52:15] <+ChronomasterK> In other words, landed on one of the three one hour portions of actual reporting. [12:52:21] <@Negate> hey Versus_desktop [12:52:32] <@Versus_desktop> you just caught me in time for my fap [12:52:36] <@Negate> lol [12:52:41] <+LAG> Oh shit [12:52:53] <+LAG> Versus_desktop has an internal fap clock [12:53:01] <@Versus_desktop> no, i just pulled my pants down [12:53:08] <@Negate> oh boy [12:53:14] <+ZargonX> now it's a party [12:53:17] <@at0m2go> wat    |
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If-I-Die-Its-Lag I Play Gaia Online Posts: 1,373 Joined: Aug 2008 |
02-18-2010, 07:36 PM
16:26 Negate_class but what girls are you trolling for LAG
16:27 Negate_class on irc 16:27 TURTLE the manliest poem in the world 16:27 LAG Oh 16:27 LAG The idiot 16:27 LAG The dumb blonde 16:27 Negate_class coo 16:27 LAG I'll show my penis like usual 16:27 LAG And then I'll get on my Myspace in order to secure a 14-16 year old girl 16:28 Negate_class ahahhahahaha 16:28 LAG And then I'll be on the TV show "To Catch a Predator" 16:28 LAG With Chris Hansen 16:28 Negate_class I'll watch you 16:28 Trace awesome 16:28 LAG And then I'll go to jail where I see Jesus who is really a black guy 16:28 LAG And then I'll go out as a changed man 16:28 LAG Marry Paris Hilton, who also claimed to see Jesus. 16:29 LAG And then get killed in a car crash thanks to Hilton's bad driving 16:29 LAG Yep 16:29 LAG That's my story 16:31 LAG Oh, and I'll get to see who really killed JFK 16:31 Negate_class pro 16:33 LAG Also 16:33 LAG Another senerio 16:33 LAG I'll show my penis to a gay guy 16:34 LAG And instead of appearing on TV 16:34 LAG I'll get gang raped by a bunch of gay people who insert the gay gene in me 16:34 LAG Turning me gay 16:34 Negate_class I could see that happening 16:35 LAG And then it's like senerio one, only except that I marry Richard Simmons 16:35 LAG The End |
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps  Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
02-19-2010, 07:35 PM
results from tits in the avatar and a pornstar name
Never tell your password to anyone. Friday, February 19, 2010 3:22 PM - Zeta: hi 3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: hello 3:22 PM - Zeta: how are you..? 3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: good 3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: i have aids 3:22 PM - Zeta: my english is not so good ok 3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: i cant work in san bernadino anymore 3:23 PM - Zeta: waht you have aids..???? 3:23 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: yea 3:23 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: got in on set 3:24 PM - Zeta: ooohh its no good 3:24 PM - Zeta: aids is bad thing 3:25 PM - Zeta: sry for my grammatic 3:25 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: its no prob big guy 3:25 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: i got what youre saying 3:25 PM - Zeta: okay 3:25 PM - Zeta: are you from usa..???? 3:28 PM - Zeta: i play a little time counter strike source have you time later..? 3:28 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: maybe later, i gotta take a break for a bit Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join. 3:29 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: ramon is calling so im gonna chill on his dick for a bit 3:29 PM - Zeta: lol ^^ 3:30 PM - Zeta: ok i play css and later we cann writes nice lady 3:32 PM - Zeta: have you msn..?? 3:59 PM - Zeta: have you msn messenger..?????? 3:59 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: sorry bigboy, i dont use msn messenger 3:59 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: i do have skype though 3:59 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: i love webcamming on it 4:00 PM - Zeta: hm... i have only msn or yahooo 4:00 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: awww  4:01 PM - Zeta: hm..... 4:02 PM - Zeta: have you only skype..? 4:14 PM - Zeta: what is your name in skype 4:14 PM - Zeta: ...? 4:14 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: timscabana Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join. 4:27 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: sorry hunny, pretty horny right now, gonna go play with my jackrabbit for a bit  4:27 PM - Zeta: jackrabbit ^^ lol 4:27 PM - Zeta: later you can make your cam on..???? 4:28 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â«: just for you 4:28 PM - Zeta: okay later nice woman Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join. ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »â¤Â« is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. 5:04 PM - Zeta: when you come 5:37 PM - Zeta: hm... me is boring 5:54 PM - Zeta: plaease write later back Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join. Zeta is now Offline. Zeta is now Online. Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join. Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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Versus My fursona is a blops attack dog Posts: 10,103 Joined: Mar 2008 |
02-19-2010, 07:41 PM
(02-19-2010, 07:35 PM)Duck link Wrote: results from tits in the avatar and a pornstar name ROFL |
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beep beep diglett Uninstalling Posts: 4,033 Joined: Jun 2009 |
02-19-2010, 07:58 PM
that was you duck?
was wondering who is tasteless enough to have ascii tits in their name |
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
02-19-2010, 08:00 PM
oh, and he tried video chatting with radio for a while but it creeped him out so he disconnected, thats when i made the jackrabbit excuse
Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
02-19-2010, 08:38 PM
and another msgs me as im talking to caff about it lol
Quote: Never tell your password to anyone. Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
02-19-2010, 08:57 PM
oh, and here's tim's chatlog from the first guy
Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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at0m Official Con Soccer Mom  Posts: 7,800 Joined: Jun 2008 |
02-21-2010, 05:38 PM
[16:43:33] <Negate> if you have time to MW2
[16:43:39] <Negate> you have time to watch durarara [16:53:49] <Coppanuva> or time to FAP [16:56:29] <Versus_desktop> i'll durarara your face [16:56:49] <Coppanuva> Versus you should make an FPS based on your life [16:57:09] <Coppanuva> With an overpowered weapon... [16:57:11] <Coppanuva> THE FAP CANNON [16:59:13] <Versus_desktop> lol [16:59:42] * Versus_desktop has quit (Excess Flood)  "If you want to be a Double E, bend over and grab your knees...." "Atom is Sexy!" <-- Donate your own pic to the cause! Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none. -Sun Tzu |
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Surf314 Seriously, this week I'll play PS   Posts: 12,078 Joined: Mar 2008 |
03-09-2010, 03:39 PM
15:36 Surf314 hey Mission_Difficult
15:36 Surf314 NYC's official condom wrapper was announced 15:36 Surf314 aren''t you excited? 15:37 Mission_Difficult wasn't that a long time ago? 15:37 Mission_Difficult i've seen the nyc condoms 15:37 Mission_Difficult they give them out at baseball games and stuff 15:37 Luinbariel hi kitty! she's so happy 15:37 Mission_Difficult i wouldn't trust them though 15:38 Mission_Difficult i imagine nyc condoms would be like sex panther 15:38 Mission_Difficult they work 60% of the time all the time 15:38 Mission_Difficult or whattever ![[Image: samjackson-4.png]](http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j299/White_Spartan/samjackson-4.png)
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Versus My fursona is a blops attack dog Posts: 10,103 Joined: Mar 2008 |
03-10-2010, 08:44 PM
[17:43:28] * Sponson (mibbit@c-98-229-152-241.hsd1.nh.comcast.net) has joined #brbuninstalling
[17:43:34] <+Coppanuva> so the pencils are moist when they pull them out |
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Turtle Justin Bieber Posts: 2,860 Joined: Nov 2009 |
03-11-2010, 09:18 PM
Turt Le: should i fap
mullet-pwny-: just ask yourself, wwvd mullet-pwny-: what would versus do 
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Chief BRB, Posting   Posts: 2,216 Joined: Jul 2008 |
03-11-2010, 10:21 PM
(03-11-2010, 09:18 PM)Turtle link Wrote: Turt Le: should i fapthats either the best or worst advice i have ever heard depends on the situation  
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beep beep diglett Uninstalling Posts: 4,033 Joined: Jun 2009 |
03-11-2010, 10:47 PM
bored at a funeral
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Turtle Justin Bieber Posts: 2,860 Joined: Nov 2009 |
03-11-2010, 11:00 PM
wwvd: new brbu meme?
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03-12-2010, 09:26 AM
Who Wouldn't Versus Do?
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CaffeinePowered Mad Hatter  Posts: 12,998 Joined: Mar 2008 |
03-12-2010, 09:29 AM
(03-12-2010, 09:26 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: Who Wouldn't Versus Do? He wouldn't stop fapping while he room mate was around http://instantrimshot.com ![[Image: caffsighl7.jpg]](http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/5918/caffsighl7.jpg) Â![[Image: 1184299259221.gif]](http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x284/CaffeinePower/1184299259221.gif) Sig by Joel |
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03-12-2010, 10:20 AM
(03-12-2010, 09:29 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: http://instantrimshot.com even that URL turns him on. |
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Dtrain323i Oprah Winfrey  Posts: 3,067 Joined: Nov 2009 |
03-12-2010, 12:52 PM
(03-12-2010, 10:20 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=106.msg141117#msg141117 date=1268404195] even that URL turns him on. [/quote] no no no, his website is www.instantrimjob.com[url=http://][/url]  11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas. |
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If-I-Die-Its-Lag I Play Gaia Online Posts: 1,373 Joined: Aug 2008 |
03-12-2010, 02:26 PM
10:56 Versus_lagtop Hi
10:56 Versus_lagtop I just had a burger 10:56 Versus_lagtop I got it from my corporate jet and I flew to a what-a-burger 10:57 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl figures 10:57 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl are you on the jet now 10:57 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl with wifi 10:57 Versus_lagtop yes 10:57 Versus_lagtop i'm flying to japan right now 10:59 Versus_lagtop i got to get the newest hello kitty doll 11:00 Versus_lagtop ^_____^ 11:04 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl kawaii 11:04 Versus_lagtop hawt 11:07 Versus_lagtop also, i got to play more modern warfare 11:07 Versus_lagtop i only play bad company 2 so that people will not make fun of me 11:08 Chronomaster Don't forget to stop by Thailand for your gender surgery. 11:08 Versus_lagtop of course 11:09 Versus_lagtop that way, i can be the spokesman for the japanese what-a-burger 11:09 Versus_lagtop err 11:09 Versus_lagtop spokeswoman 11:09 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl god damn Im so broed 11:09 Chronomaster Well, you can't fit into a Japanese Schoolgirl uniform without the figure for it. 11:10 Versus_lagtop I got the money for the surgery 11:10 at0m2go lol 11:10 at0m2go you would 11:11 Versus_lagtop of course i would 11:11 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl why would he need money when he owns the clinic 11:11 Versus_lagtop nah 11:11 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl he can just walk in and get it done 11:11 Versus_lagtop the clinic doesn't have a what-a-burger 11:11 Chronomaster Don't forget the cloning facility he made specifically for this purpose. 11:11 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl where do you think thai laddyboys come from 11:12 Versus_lagtop uh... 11:12 Versus_lagtop Cal Poly? 11:12 Versus_lagtop also, i owned a cloning facility in mars 11:12 Versus_lagtop i'm the first person who landed on mars 11:12 Versus_lagtop and martian chicks are hawt 11:13 Versus_lagtop i fapped to them 11:13 Chronomaster But Versus. 11:13 Chronomaster You can't be a Japanese Martian Schoolgirl. 11:13 Versus_lagtop i know 11:13 Chronomaster That wouldn't make sense. 11:13 Versus_lagtop that's why i'm going to be commander shepard and get it on with an asari chick 11:14 Versus_lagtop also 11:15 Versus_lagtop there's old food in this fridge 11:15 Versus_lagtop this pizza looks delicious 11:16 Versus_lagtop smells like mold 11:16 Versus_desktop hi 11:16 Versus_lagtop hi 11:16 Versus_lagtop i'm the real versus 11:16 Versus_desktop lol 11:17 Versus_lagtop well, are we going to fap to each other, Versus_desktop 11:18 Chronomaster There's one way to solve this. 11:18 Chronomaster Versus, play IIDX. 11:19 Versus_lagtop i can't. my mom took my computer away 11:19 Chronomaster A HA 11:20 at0m2go again? 11:20 Chronomaster False move, faketop. 11:20 Versus_lagtop durp 11:20 Chronomaster There's a more convenient place for Versus to play it. 11:20 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl "My own clone...now neither of us will be virgins" 11:21 Chronomaster It's the source of his brainwashing into the pleated skirt. 11:21 Chronomaster HIS LOCAL ANIME CLUB. 11:21 Versus_lagtop Actually, I'm a good version of Versus 11:22 Versus_lagtop You see, mom went into a cloning facility and created me 11:22 ShadowAtWork there is no "good" version of versus 11:22 Versus_lagtop Well, I fapped to mom 11:22 Versus_desktop MY OWN CLONE 11:22 Versus_desktop WTF WHY IS HE A [black person] 11:23 Versus_lagtop actually, brother, i am your dad 11:23 Versus_lagtop from japan 11:24 *** Versus_lagtop is now known as LAG 11:24 ShadowAtWork well, that would explain how versus owns one of everything 11:24 LAG Will everyone find out what the clone really is? 11:25 LAG Will Versus ever achieve his dream of becoming a japanese school girl? 11:25 LAG Will Chronomaster ever get a real life gardevior? 11:25 Chronomaster (not likely) 11:25 LAG Will LAG be able to get a lower ping for BFBC2? 11:25 LAG Find out more in Days of Brb.u! 11:26 LAG The soap opera |
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