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03-25-2010, 12:31 PM

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(03-24-2010, 08:08 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: True story. This all happens in like 7 seconds.

So, the other day I am getting off the train after work, as usual. I'm walking through the station, listening to music on headphones, heading home. As I walk through the lobby, I see this really hot older blonde cougar totally eyeing me up as I walk by.  So, we make eye contact, extended, then we break it off. After a second, I immediately get the feeling I know her, but not precisely where from. I start to get nervous that maybe I was making eyes with a co-worker or friend of family. Then, in a flash, I realize EXACTLY who it was.

*snip*

Needless to say, I seriously suppressed the urge to turn around and look for the secret service watching me and entering me in the logs of creepster stalkers.

Needless to say, I walked on air the entire way home.

Dayum. Now that doesn't happen every day.



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03-25-2010, 02:13 PM

This Japanese high school band came to our school today because they're doing a performance tonight, so me and my friend got to skip 7th hour and show them around. It was pretty awesome.


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03-25-2010, 05:54 PM

My wife just found out that she'll officially be a full time teacher come this fall. That means she'll be making about 10,000USD more a year. Up until this point she's been considered a Substitute teacher and only making 120USD a day.






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(03-25-2010, 05:54 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: My wife just found out that she'll officially be a full time teacher come this fall. That means she'll be making about 10,000USD more a year. Up until this point she's been considered a Substitute teacher and only making 120USD a day.

Grats Smile


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(03-25-2010, 05:54 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: My wife just found out that she'll officially be a full time teacher come this fall. That means she'll be making about 10,000USD more a year. Up until this point she's been considered a Substitute teacher and only making 120USD a day.

Nice! Is she part of the liberal brainwashing machine?


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03-25-2010, 10:27 PM

i finished work and came home to you guys


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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03-25-2010, 11:23 PM

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03-26-2010, 08:05 AM

Congrats Dtrain!
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(03-25-2010, 06:14 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3603.msg143329#msg143329 date=1269557680]
My wife just found out that she'll officially be a full time teacher come this fall. That means she'll be making about 10,000USD more a year. Up until this point she's been considered a Substitute teacher and only making 120USD a day.

Nice! Is she part of the liberal brainwashing machine?
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Actually, she isn't.  ;D The liberal brainwashing maching (AKA: Omaha Public Schools) are laying off a couple hundred of their teachers because everybody is moving out of the district. She works for Boys Town which is an organization that brings in kids that are in bad situations (orphans, parents are both in prison, severe behavioral problems etc), and houses them, feeds them, and schools them. The school she works in is called the day school. It's a school that brings in kids from surrouding districts that have been expelled from their regular schools. All her kids are special needs. She's been doing it for about a year and a half now and loves it.






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03-27-2010, 01:31 AM

PAX is p awesome, and some nice lady gave me UT3 for my sexy intel nipples (read: corporate shilling). also played a lot of NES games, raped in the TF2 tourney, played Steel Battalion for a while, got to meet DJWheat, and met a ton of really awesome people including some internet besties Smile


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03-27-2010, 02:13 AM

(03-27-2010, 01:31 AM)Duck link Wrote: PAX is p awesome, and some nice lady gave me UT3 for my sexy intel nipples (read: corporate shilling). also played a lot of NES games, raped in the TF2 tourney, played Steel Battalion for a while, got to meet DJWheat, and met a ton of really awesome people including some internet besties Smile

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03-27-2010, 02:29 AM

(03-27-2010, 01:31 AM)Duck link Wrote: some nice lady gave me UT3 for my sexy intel nipples (read: no one wanted to buy it).

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03-27-2010, 02:37 AM

(03-27-2010, 02:29 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [quote author=Duck link=topic=3603.msg143561#msg143561 date=1269671489]
some nice lady gave me UT3 for my sexy intel nipples (read: no one wanted to buy it).


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03-27-2010, 02:40 AM

UT3 is pretty fun yo get in mumble


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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03-27-2010, 02:41 AM

(03-27-2010, 02:40 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: UT3 is pretty fun yo get in mumble

still no mic Sad

if I get really bored between events maybe i'll hit you up while i'm at freeplay or something


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03-27-2010, 11:47 AM

(03-27-2010, 02:40 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: UT3 is pretty fun yo get in mumble
it is?
omg i might play again
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03-27-2010, 12:13 PM

so I bought a Razer Orochi, my day has been greatly improved. ;D

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Did I mention it's the first gaming mouse I've ever owned? Kind of a big deal. Tongue
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03-27-2010, 05:18 PM

(03-27-2010, 12:13 PM)Nitrous Oxide link Wrote: so I bought a Razer Orochi, my day has been greatly improved. ;D

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Did I mention it's the first gaming mouse I've ever owned? Kind of a big deal. Tongue
I want that mouse pad.
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03-27-2010, 05:21 PM

(03-27-2010, 05:18 PM)Dr. Headcrab Zombie link Wrote: [quote author=Nitrous Oxide link=topic=3603.msg143626#msg143626 date=1269709993]
so I bought a Razer Orochi, my day has been greatly improved. ;D

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Did I mention it's the first gaming mouse I've ever owned? Kind of a big deal. Tongue
I want that mouse pad.
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Mine isnt cropped like an idiot.
I'm using my t-rex one right now though.
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