The "Fuck my life" thread

[at0m]

[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg144700#msg144700 date=1270158638]
This mind sound kinda childish, but here it goes...

My family and i were supposed to go to the beach in these Easter holidays, but this morning, while doing my bag i noticed i was missing my deodorant. When going downstairs to ask my brothers if they had seen it i saw my brother putting it in his bag claiming it was his.  I got so pissed because since i returned to my parent's i just learned how the concept of property between brothers doesn't exist. They use my socks, my shirts and even my shoes. Even sometimes i go to MY bathroom to find the floor with pee.. GODAMMIT..

Oh well, i got so pissed i kinda made a tauntrum and my dad said he didn't wanted to be with me in the beach because he wanted to rest.. so now i'm here, home alone for the rest of the Easter holidays

Step 1: Invite over mildly attractive girls
Step 2: Buy Boones Farm and Franzia
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: PROFIT
[/quote]lol boones farm, he lives in chile I'm sure they have an equivalent, like Lemon Drop schnapps or something.

Also, foursome = win.

[Geoff]

im lonely

[zaneyard]

im lonely

I <3 you

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg144865#msg144865 date=1270273400]
im lonely

I <3 you
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IM SRY I MISSED YOUR FACEBOOK MESSAGE OH GOD

[Didzo]

im lonely

so ronery

[Turtle]

im lonely

D:

Jeff we need to talk more

[Badgerman of DOOM]

So the thing where everyone was going to see JoCo kinda died out because no one was going. So I pretty much just said fuck it. Turns out that people did end up going, and they didn't tell me. So I missed out on a JoCo concert.

[rumsfald]

For me, knowing The Suck is coming, how The Suck will operate, and how long it will last, is a great help in Embracing The Suck.  I hope you feel the same. 

PS- I will add that it's 6 months after The Suck hit me, and it still hits, hits me hard, ruins my weekends, and leads me to post replies to craigslist. 'nuff said.

Do you remember when, we used to sing...Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da  Just like that.

[Luinbariel]

Nothing major.

Felt shitty yesterday but some lady had booked me to do a tarot party for her friends and I went anyway. As soon as I got home whatever was following me around all day caught up with me. I think it might be some kind of sinus infection.

I have a half-unit of work left to do before tomorrow's exam, less than 3 hours of sleep, and an easter dinner between me and it.


I'm not getting it done on time.

[rumsfald]

Oh, the occult! Please tell me that HeK has built a Davenport spirit cabinet as a side-project.

[HeK]

Oh, the occult! Please tell me that HeK has built a Davenport spirit cabinet as a side-project.

Only I use it to hold my servers.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg142837#msg142837 date=1269380390]
For me, knowing The Suck is coming, how The Suck will operate, and how long it will last, is a great help in Embracing The Suck.  I hope you feel the same. 

PS- I will add that it's 6 months after The Suck hit me, and it still hits, hits me hard, ruins my weekends, and leads me to post replies to craigslist. 'nuff said.

Do you remember when, we used to sing...Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da  Just like that.
[/quote]

So, today's Easter Sermon was pretty much, "Embrace the Suck"  The words "Blackhawks with God's QRF" were also spoken.  ...It was pretty bad...  And stay away from craigslist, personal experience- don't do it. 

In other news, I have an annoying problem: 

I have met a girl, while on TDY (temporary duty), that I am absolutely crazy about.  And unlike damn near every other Girlfriend a soldier makes on TDY, this one doesn't see her soldier as a ticket out of town.  She's a field biologist, she catches reptiles and amphibians as her job.  She's got time in the peace corps.  We've watched Miyazaki marathons together, regularly go crawling through caves on the weekends.  We have this nerd romance going on that is stupidly amazing.  In 2 weeks I'm done here and moving back to Kentucky.  She's here till June and then her project ends, and she's looking for a new job.  She is steadfastly against coming to Kentucky (it's not far south enough), and is a freaking ninja at avoiding serious conversation about things.  She doesn't do long distance relationships: I've heard stories of her absolutely destroying a couple guys over it in the past.  I don't think I can do anything to avoid the inevitable breakup here, and it fucking sucks.

[Tricks]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg144955#msg144955 date=1270348689]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg142837#msg142837 date=1269380390]
For me, knowing The Suck is coming, how The Suck will operate, and how long it will last, is a great help in Embracing The Suck.  I hope you feel the same. 

PS- I will add that it's 6 months after The Suck hit me, and it still hits, hits me hard, ruins my weekends, and leads me to post replies to craigslist. 'nuff said.

Do you remember when, we used to sing...Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da  Just like that.
[/quote]

So, today's Easter Sermon was pretty much, "Embrace the Suck"  The words "Blackhawks with God's QRF" were also spoken.  ...It was pretty bad...  And stay away from craigslist, personal experience- don't do it. 

In other news, I have an annoying problem: 

I have met a girl, while on TDY (temporary duty), that I am absolutely crazy about.  And unlike damn near every other Girlfriend a soldier makes on TDY, this one doesn't see her soldier as a ticket out of town.  She's a field biologist, she catches reptiles and amphibians as her job.  She's got time in the peace corps.  We've watched Miyazaki marathons together, regularly go crawling through caves on the weekends.  We have this nerd romance going on that is stupidly amazing.  In 2 weeks I'm done here and moving back to Kentucky.  She's here till June and then her project ends, and she's looking for a new job.  She is steadfastly against coming to Kentucky (it's not far south enough), and is a freaking ninja at avoiding serious conversation about things.  She doesn't do long distance relationships: I've heard stories of her absolutely destroying a couple guys over it in the past.  I don't think I can do anything to avoid the inevitable breakup here, and it fucking sucks.
[/quote]

That's really difficult. I could be off-base here, but it kind of sounds like she is avoiding the topic and hoping you will make the choice to move to be near her. I hope you get it figured out man.

[Trace]

I'm sick again goddammit  :'(

[Dtrain323i]

It's opening day and I'm a Cubs fan.  :-[

[A. Crow]

I have met a girl, while on TDY (temporary duty), that I am absolutely crazy about.  And unlike damn near every other Girlfriend a soldier makes on TDY, this one doesn't see her soldier as a ticket out of town.  She's a field biologist, she catches reptiles and amphibians as her job.  She's got time in the peace corps.  We've watched Miyazaki marathons together, regularly go crawling through caves on the weekends.  We have this nerd romance going on that is stupidly amazing.  In 2 weeks I'm done here and moving back to Kentucky.  She's here till June and then her project ends, and she's looking for a new job.  She is steadfastly against coming to Kentucky (it's not far south enough), and is a freaking ninja at avoiding serious conversation about things.  She doesn't do long distance relationships: I've heard stories of her absolutely destroying a couple guys over it in the past.  I don't think I can do anything to avoid the inevitable breakup here, and it fucking sucks.

I was totally soliciting opinions here and not just bitching.  Ideas, people!  You'd all make horrible staff officers at this rate. Trick at least tried.

[Dtrain323i]

Hit it and quit it kemosabe. It doesn't sound like you guys have any serious future.

[Turtle]

[quote author=LT Crow]

I have met a girl, while on TDY (temporary duty), that I am absolutely crazy about.  And unlike damn near every other Girlfriend a soldier makes on TDY, this one doesn't see her soldier as a ticket out of town.  She's a field biologist, she catches reptiles and amphibians as her job.  She's got time in the peace corps.  We've watched Miyazaki marathons together, regularly go crawling through caves on the weekends.  We have this nerd romance going on that is stupidly amazing.  In 2 weeks I'm done here and moving back to Kentucky.  She's here till June and then her project ends, and she's looking for a new job.  She is steadfastly against coming to Kentucky (it's not far south enough), and is a freaking ninja at avoiding serious conversation about things.  She doesn't do long distance relationships: I've heard stories of her absolutely destroying a couple guys over it in the past.  I don't think I can do anything to avoid the inevitable breakup here, and it fucking sucks.

I was totally soliciting opinions here and not just bitching.  Ideas, people!  You'd all make horrible staff officers at this rate. Trick at least tried.
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I didn't say anything because in all honestly, you're kinda fucked.

[at0m]

Hit it and quit it kemosabe. It doesn't sound like you guys have any serious future.

Pretty much this. If you want to make it last, look into a transfer to somewhere farther south (with a big bed to share), but otherwise it sounds like ships passing in the night :/

[Surf314]

[quote author=LT Crow]

I have met a girl, while on TDY (temporary duty), that I am absolutely crazy about.  And unlike damn near every other Girlfriend a soldier makes on TDY, this one doesn't see her soldier as a ticket out of town.  She's a field biologist, she catches reptiles and amphibians as her job.  She's got time in the peace corps.  We've watched Miyazaki marathons together, regularly go crawling through caves on the weekends.  We have this nerd romance going on that is stupidly amazing.  In 2 weeks I'm done here and moving back to Kentucky.  She's here till June and then her project ends, and she's looking for a new job.  She is steadfastly against coming to Kentucky (it's not far south enough), and is a freaking ninja at avoiding serious conversation about things.  She doesn't do long distance relationships: I've heard stories of her absolutely destroying a couple guys over it in the past.  I don't think I can do anything to avoid the inevitable breakup here, and it fucking sucks.

I was totally soliciting opinions here and not just bitching.  Ideas, people!  You'd all make horrible staff officers at this rate. Trick at least tried.
[/quote]

Here is the thing. Right now you guys are having fun, the second shit turns serious you have a very good chance of losing her and losing any chance for more fun. I say this from experience. If you can just have the fun and have a good memory. If not wait until the last possible moment, then when you get a chance to have a serious talk with her say something like "I have a lot of fun with you and I really would like to see what would happen if we have more time. I don't want to put a lot of pressure on this relationship this early in, and I know long distance will never work, can you find a way to come to Kentucky for a couple of weeks or a month and then if we are still having fun together we can see where we go from there?" This is of course assuming you can't find a way to stay.

But it sounds like she is the type that does not want to commit, so know that going in. If she is like that pushing her will make her pull away from you and you will get nothing. So you take a big risk going into any talk like that. And you can kick the can down the road and still lose her. But it could also turn into something more. Just weigh how you feel and know the risks.