The "Fuck my life" thread

[rumsfald]

In today's topic, we learn that Surf doesn't touch himself daily.

Also, friend got bad bedbugs from a hotel. Some hotel chains are notoriously bad at killing pests. After seeing her bite marks and lesions (which lasted for like 2 months), I don't stay anywhere without ripping off the sheets, pillowcases, lifting up the mattress, and looking under the bedframe.

[Luinbariel]

In today's topic, we learn that Surf doesn't touch himself daily.

Also, friend got bad bedbugs from a hotel. Some hotel chains are notoriously bad at killing pests. After seeing her bite marks and lesions (which lasted for like 2 months), I don't stay anywhere without ripping off the sheets, pillowcases, lifting up the mattress, and looking under the bedframe.

Same. Every time.

[HeK]

I think I've become a marketing victim and will buy an iPad. FML.

Nooo, there are better options that give you more for less!

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg145858#msg145858 date=1270775010]
In today's topic, we learn that Surf doesn't touch himself daily.

Also, friend got bad bedbugs from a hotel. Some hotel chains are notoriously bad at killing pests. After seeing her bite marks and lesions (which lasted for like 2 months), I don't stay anywhere without ripping off the sheets, pillowcases, lifting up the mattress, and looking under the bedframe.

Same. Every time.
[/quote]

Ditto.

[HeK]

I had to stay at work until 5pm today because other people can't do their jobs on time and I'm forced to pull their weight for them.
Now I have to go in tomorrow as well. Stupid G8.

[at0m]

I had to stay at work until 5pm today because other people can't do their jobs on time and I'm forced to pull their weight for them.
Now I have to go in tomorrow as well. Stupid G8.

Sounds like someone randomly gets to not come in next week.

[Gump]

i just couldnt live like that, fuck it id live in a motel for a week while the place gets cleaned, jeeesus my skin is crawling

I'll be itching all day. Thanks.

I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

My god, now I've got the willies.

ughgughgughgughgughgughg

My work here is done.

Take comfort knowing that you are almost never more than 6 feet away from a spider.

[at0m]

[quote author=lil d link=topic=3709.msg145766#msg145766 date=1270750287]
i just couldnt live like that, fuck it id live in a motel for a week while the place gets cleaned, jeeesus my skin is crawling

I'll be itching all day. Thanks.

I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

My god, now I've got the willies.

ughgughgughgughgughgughg

My work here is done.

Take comfort knowing that you are almost never more than 6 feet away from a spider.
[/quote]That just means less other bugs, sounds like a plan to me.

[Eightball]

[quote author=lil d link=topic=3709.msg145766#msg145766 date=1270750287]
i just couldnt live like that, fuck it id live in a motel for a week while the place gets cleaned, jeeesus my skin is crawling

I'll be itching all day. Thanks.

I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
My god, now I've got the willies.

ughgughgughgughgughgughg

My work here is done.
Take comfort knowing that you are almost never more than 6 feet away from a spider.
[/quote]

Not so bad. My worst nightmare is waking up to find one of these on the floor next to my bed.

[HeK]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg145897#msg145897 date=1270785054]
I had to stay at work until 5pm today because other people can't do their jobs on time and I'm forced to pull their weight for them.
Now I have to go in tomorrow as well. Stupid G8.

Sounds like someone randomly gets to not come in next week.
[/quote]

Nope, next week I will be at several undisclosed locations doing some unspecified stuff.

Think I can get away with 10 pounds of fiber cable in my checked luggage?

[Vandamguy]

Not so bad. My worst nightmare is waking up to find one of these on the floor next to my bed.

what the fuckkkkkkk

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg145903#msg145903 date=1270787261]
Not so bad. My worst nightmare is waking up to find one of these on the floor next to my bed.

what the fuckkkkkkk
[/quote]

Feels bad man

[A. Crow]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg145898#msg145898 date=1270785195]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg145897#msg145897 date=1270785054]
I had to stay at work until 5pm today because other people can't do their jobs on time and I'm forced to pull their weight for them.
Now I have to go in tomorrow as well. Stupid G8.

Sounds like someone randomly gets to not come in next week.
[/quote]

Nope, next week I will be at several undisclosed locations doing some unspecified stuff.

Think I can get away with 10 pounds of fiber cable in my checked luggage?
[/quote]

Yes, this is a great idea. 

[Gump]

[quote author=Gump link=topic=3709.msg145901#msg145901 date=1270786042]
[quote author=lil d link=topic=3709.msg145766#msg145766 date=1270750287]
i just couldnt live like that, fuck it id live in a motel for a week while the place gets cleaned, jeeesus my skin is crawling

I'll be itching all day. Thanks.

I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
My god, now I've got the willies.

ughgughgughgughgughgughg

My work here is done.
Take comfort knowing that you are almost never more than 6 feet away from a spider.
[/quote]

Not so bad. My worst nightmare is waking up to find one of these on the floor next to my bed.
[/quote]

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg145898#msg145898 date=1270785195]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg145897#msg145897 date=1270785054]
I had to stay at work until 5pm today because other people can't do their jobs on time and I'm forced to pull their weight for them.
Now I have to go in tomorrow as well. Stupid G8.

Sounds like someone randomly gets to not come in next week.
[/quote]

Nope, next week I will be at several undisclosed locations doing some unspecified stuff.

Think I can get away with 10 pounds of fiber cable in my checked luggage?
[/quote]

We've done it to get high grade weld wire and other goodies through customs before...

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg145903#msg145903 date=1270787261]
[quote author=Gump link=topic=3709.msg145901#msg145901 date=1270786042]
[quote author=lil d link=topic=3709.msg145766#msg145766 date=1270750287]
i just couldnt live like that, fuck it id live in a motel for a week while the place gets cleaned, jeeesus my skin is crawling

I'll be itching all day. Thanks.

I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
My god, now I've got the willies.

ughgughgughgughgughgughg

My work here is done.
Take comfort knowing that you are almost never more than 6 feet away from a spider.
[/quote]

Not so bad. My worst nightmare is waking up to find one of these on the floor next to my bed.
[/quote]


[/quote]

[at0m]

My girlfriend had surgery today (wisdom teeth), and I have to work in Baltimore over the weekend. And one of my douchebag sales guys keeps hounding me on a project he KNOWS I can't work on. The same one who's the reason I had to drive back and forth to Baltimore three times in 7 days. I'm so pissed off right now I'm having a difficult time being productive.

[CaffeinePowered]

My girlfriend had surgery today (wisdom teeth), and I have to work in Baltimore over the weekend. And one of my douchebag sales guys keeps hounding me on a project he KNOWS I can't work on. The same one who's the reason I had to drive back and forth to Baltimore three times in 7 days. I'm so pissed off right now I'm having a difficult time being productive.

Zargon, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to find Atom in Baltimore, and give him a frosty mug of beer

[copulatingduck]

Call douchebag salesguy's mom, visit saying hello from work, bang her. Next time he gives you shit "I banged/fingerbanged your mom"

[beep beep diglett]

now you're probably going "duck you're retarded" but i gotta say that plan seems pretty foolproof

fuck everyones mom, be invulnerable

[Geoff]

now you're probably going "duck you're retarded" but i gotta say that plan seems pretty foolproof

fuck everyones mom, be invulnerable

fuck my mom, get fucked up