The Drunk Thread

[copulatingduck]

whoa

[Tricks]

[quote author=Trick_ link=topic=753.msg146006#msg146006 date=1270839619]
[quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=753.msg145923#msg145923 date=1270800298]
Ugh, my friend's birthday, do the math

shots+shots=drunk?

*bad at math*
[/quote]

this should help


also, im not homeless anymore, a buddy lucked out and pulled graveyard shift this weekend so i passed out on his couch while he was at work last night and will probably do so the next 2 nights
[/quote]

Is that you duck!?!!

Pro

(probably not, but a guy can hope)

[copulatingduck]

now i have a goal to reach

[A. Crow]

So, i just got off duty (don't ask) and I think I'm still hungover from saturday. 

[Gump]

[quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=753.msg145923#msg145923 date=1270800298]
Ugh, my friend's birthday, do the math

shots+shots=drunk?

*bad at math*
[/quote]

no b=mc2 (beer equals more chicks squared)

[Ianki]

now i have a goal to reach

mmmmmm shiner bock......

[copulatingduck]

posting for zane becuz he will never man up to being drunk

[zaneyard]

posting for zane becuz he will never man up to being drunk

i don't drink alcohol

[Mission Difficult]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=753.msg146596#msg146596 date=1271140949]
posting for zane becuz he will never man up to being drunk

i don't drink alcohol
[/quote]

Apparently you just hot link with doodz.

[copulatingduck]

LOL!!!!

[rumsfald]

Apparently, I had so much fun with Mr. Belvedere last night that when I went to put him back in the freezer I left the freezer door open all night.

I might have also done some other things while drunk that I might regret later, I'm not sure. I did check my asshole hair, though, and that's still intact.

[A. Crow]

New brbu standard: so drunk you shave your ass.

[Dtrain323i]

Apparently, I had so much fun with Mr. Belvedere last night that when I went to put him back in the freezer I left the freezer door open all night.

I might have also done some other things while drunk that I might regret later, I'm not sure. I did check my asshole hair, though, and that's still intact.

Does Mr. Belvedere = Butt Dildo?

and if so, why would you keep it in the freezer?

[at0m]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=753.msg146636#msg146636 date=1271153815]
Apparently, I had so much fun with Mr. Belvedere last night that when I went to put him back in the freezer I left the freezer door open all night.

I might have also done some other things while drunk that I might regret later, I'm not sure. I did check my asshole hair, though, and that's still intact.

Does Mr. Belvedere = Butt Dildo?

and if so, why would you keep it in the freezer?
[/quote]Mr Belvedere == bottle of vodka the size of a scout bat, flip a few pages back in the thread. Its like a 2L of vodka.

[edit] looking at the dude's face, it looks like he's planning on using it as a butt dildo. [/edit]

[copulatingduck]

i think i accidentally lectured a freshman on how not to fail@life/mit for almost 2 hours


poor guy, if he had a little more wits about him he would have realized that listening to drunk people ramble on for nearly 2 hours on any subject at 2am is a terrible idea when you're trying to finish a pset

edit: thank goodness I'm not so far gone that I'll embarrass myself with spelling or grammar

[exanimo2]

Depressed and buzzed off the best beer I can find in China, Delirium Nocturnum.

[Ianki]

Depressed and buzzed off the best beer I can find in China, Delirium Nocturnum.

wow you can buy that shit in china?  what about the 2-liters of beer you can buy on the street for a dollar, only that comes in a plastic bag.

[A. Crow]

The Commandant showed up this morning to a room full of hungover LTs.  Hooah, Class Cookout. 

[Ianki]

The Commandant showed up this morning to a room full of hungover LTs.  Hooah, Class Cookout. 

drinks more before sunup than you do all day.

[copulatingduck]

tf2 is really gay but it def has its moments.



pS ILU JOKERRRRRR



pps plastic 'corks' are really weird, ic ant decide whether they are an example of how much engineering can achieve, or a god damn travesty