The "Fuck my life" thread

[Eightball]

My day was kinda crappy but I'll leave everything else out in lieu of the most recent incident.

Our dorm had a fire drill. While I was in the shower.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Kor]

My day was kinda crappy but I'll leave everything else out in lieu of the most recent incident.

Our dorm had a fire drill. While I was in the shower.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

It's your time to shine, lover.

[K2]

My day was kinda crappy but I'll leave everything else out in lieu of the most recent incident.

Our dorm had a fire drill. While I was in the shower.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I always felt sorry for those guys who had to stand outside at 21:00 in December with only a towel. That'll teach you not to bathe so damn much.

[at0m]

[quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg146523#msg146523 date=1271120839]
My day was kinda crappy but I'll leave everything else out in lieu of the most recent incident.

Our dorm had a fire drill. While I was in the shower.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I always felt sorry for those guys who had to stand outside at 21:00 in December with only a towel. That'll teach you not to bathe so damn much.
[/quote]Or to just take faster showers

[Luinbariel]

Shit sux 8ball, sorry to hear that.

I remember I used to take my shoes off in school all the time and go in my socks. Someone would always warn me that one of these days, I'd have to go out in the winter in a fire drill. I was like lol whatever, I'll be fine.

Then one day it happened and I was standing outside in ankle-deep snow in my socks.




Did I learn my lesson? Pff no.

[A. Crow]

I remember someone pulled the fire alarm at like 4:30 am, in January.  So everyone is out there in their boxers and crap, and since it wasn't scheduled it took like 30 minutes to sort it out.  After about 10 we busted into another dorm for warmth. 

[KarthXLR]

My day was kinda crappy but I'll leave everything else out in lieu of the most recent incident.

Our dorm had a fire drill. While I was in the shower.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Figure this, now you know how this guy felt.

[zaneyard]

Didn't wake up for my tuesday morning class again

think i missed two or three now

[Professor Funbucks]

have an exam in 2 days
DONT HAVE HALF MY NOTES CAUSE SOME UNREACHABLE AND UNCONTACTABLE BITCH HAS THEM



EDIT: IM NEVER LENDING NOTES AGAIN
EDIT#2: EVEN IF IT"S FOR SEXUAL FAVORS

[Surf314]

have an exam in 2 days
DONT HAVE HALF MY NOTES CAUSE SOME UNREACHABLE AND UNCONTACTABLE BITCH HAS THEM



EDIT: IM NEVER LENDING NOTES AGAIN
EDIT#2: EVEN IF IT"S FOR SEXUAL FAVORS

lrn2makecopies

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg146674#msg146674 date=1271170636]
have an exam in 2 days
DONT HAVE HALF MY NOTES CAUSE SOME UNREACHABLE AND UNCONTACTABLE BITCH HAS THEM



EDIT: IM NEVER LENDING NOTES AGAIN
EDIT#2: EVEN IF IT"S FOR SEXUAL FAVORS

lrn2makecopies
[/quote]
f
that
that costs me money

[at0m]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg146676#msg146676 date=1271171843]
[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg146674#msg146674 date=1271170636]
have an exam in 2 days
DONT HAVE HALF MY NOTES CAUSE SOME UNREACHABLE AND UNCONTACTABLE BITCH HAS THEM



EDIT: IM NEVER LENDING NOTES AGAIN
EDIT#2: EVEN IF IT"S FOR SEXUAL FAVORS

lrn2makecopies
[/quote]
f
that
that costs me money

[/quote]She wants copies of the notes because she was too lazy to show up/take them herself, she pays for the photocopier time. Problem, solved.

[Tricks]

[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg146674#msg146674 date=1271170636]
have an exam in 2 days
DONT HAVE HALF MY NOTES CAUSE SOME UNREACHABLE AND UNCONTACTABLE BITCH HAS THEM



EDIT: IM NEVER LENDING NOTES AGAIN
EDIT#2: EVEN IF IT"S FOR SEXUAL FAVORS

lrn2actucallylearnthematerial,insteadofjustcrammingfromnotesatthelastminute
[/quote]

whew, one breath

[Vandamguy]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg146676#msg146676 date=1271171843]
[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg146674#msg146674 date=1271170636]
have an exam in 2 days
DONT HAVE HALF MY NOTES CAUSE SOME UNREACHABLE AND UNCONTACTABLE BITCH HAS THEM



EDIT: IM NEVER LENDING NOTES AGAIN
EDIT#2: EVEN IF IT"S FOR SEXUAL FAVORS

lrn2makecopies
[/quote]
f
that
that costs me money

[/quote]
sex costs money.

[Dtrain323i]

have an exam in 2 days
DONT HAVE HALF MY NOTES CAUSE SOME UNREACHABLE AND UNCONTACTABLE BITCH HAS THEM



EDIT: IM NEVER LENDING NOTES AGAIN
EDIT#2: EVEN IF IT"S FOR SEXUAL FAVORS

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg146676#msg146676 date=1271171843]
[quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg146674#msg146674 date=1271170636]
have an exam in 2 days
DONT HAVE HALF MY NOTES CAUSE SOME UNREACHABLE AND UNCONTACTABLE BITCH HAS THEM



EDIT: IM NEVER LENDING NOTES AGAIN
EDIT#2: EVEN IF IT"S FOR SEXUAL FAVORS

lrn2actucallylearnthematerial,insteadofjustcrammingfromnotesatthelastminute
[/quote]

whew, one breath
[/quote]
i do
I JUST WANT TO REVIEW THE MATERIALS

[Geoff]

My fml: No jobs for two weeks. (ie. hjs, bjs, meatballs, etc)

yea me too








i figured id let your mom rest a bit after last night

[HeK]

I am sick and away from home.
I couldn't sleep last night because my throat hurt so much. I had dreams that my neck was getting torn out.

Had to get up to be at work for 6 am, with two hours of sleep.

[Turtle]

I don't understand why we have green and underlined words in our sentances

[Vongore]

I don't understand why we have green and underlined words in our sentances

It's like when the teacher underlines with red when you mispell sentences