The "Fuck my life" thread

[CaffeinePowered]

Talked to my wife and she said fuck it just accept whether we can visit or not. So that pushes my drop dead date back a bit.

UofC

[Tricks]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg147312#msg147312 date=1271434912]
Talked to my wife and she said fuck it just accept whether we can visit or not. So that pushes my drop dead date back a bit.

UofC
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[Surf314]

[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg147314#msg147314 date=1271439198]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg147312#msg147312 date=1271434912]
Talked to my wife and she said fuck it just accept whether we can visit or not. So that pushes my drop dead date back a bit.

UofC
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Fingers crossed, knock on wood and all of that shit.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Trick_ link=topic=3709.msg147315#msg147315 date=1271439399]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg147314#msg147314 date=1271439198]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg147312#msg147312 date=1271434912]
Talked to my wife and she said fuck it just accept whether we can visit or not. So that pushes my drop dead date back a bit.

UofC
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Fingers crossed, knock on wood and all of that shit.
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I'm pulling for you, need another drinking buddy

[at0m]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg147316#msg147316 date=1271440017]
[quote author=Trick_ link=topic=3709.msg147315#msg147315 date=1271439399]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg147314#msg147314 date=1271439198]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg147312#msg147312 date=1271434912]
Talked to my wife and she said fuck it just accept whether we can visit or not. So that pushes my drop dead date back a bit.

UofC
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Fingers crossed, knock on wood and all of that shit.
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I'm pulling for you, need another drinking buddy
[/quote]+Black Friday, I travel all the way back to Chicago for that shite

[HeK]

It's been hours since my flight landed and I still cannot hear.

Fucking cold.

[at0m]

Eat some cookies or chew some gum.

[A. Crow]

So, I left at 2, literally "CLASS DISMISSED" equaled  "DUECES!".  Pull up at the lakehouse at 1145, is anyone awake?  fuck no.  I keep getting sunshine blown up my ass about how important family support is for the military- my family sucks at this.

[ThunderStain]

I slept in a bed that i puked all over myself in on friday.

[Radio Raheem]

did you clean it up or big daddy it with newspaper?

[K2]

Part 1: I finally got enough metal to craft a hat, and I got a duplicate.

Part 2: My Xbox, which I just got two months ago to replace my broken one, is now broken. At least this time it's the E74 error, so I don't have to pay anything to get it fixed.

[Versus]

yeah K2 i got enough metal to craft a hat and i got the fucking mirror, which was my first hat drop a long time ago

fuck medic hats

[at0m]

2 hats you don't want = one other random hat

[Versus]

i recrafted the first one as soon as i could, and i don't really wanna recraft my football helmet

[at0m]

i recrafted the first one as soon as i could, and i don't really wanna recraft my football helmet

then...don't. Not difficult.

[beep beep diglett]

wake up in the mornin' feelin kinda shitty
(hey get up dude)
get my pants im out the door im gonna earn some money
(gotta go)
before i leave brush my teeth
cuz once i leave for work i aint coming back for 8 hours

oh wait its 1 am

fuck

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

I just spent the last 6 hours of my life being baked and using Chatroulette.

I have no more faith in the human race.

[at0m]

Two more days of hell on Earth (60-70 hr weeks) for me then I get to go home.

I just spent the last 6 hours of my life being baked and using Chatroulette.

I have no more faith in the human race.

I blame you.

[Dtrain323i]

It's Monday

[CaffeinePowered]

I just spent the last 6 hours of my life being baked and using Chatroulette.

I have no more faith in the human race.

How many dongs per hour did you average?