The "Fuck my life" thread

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg149596#msg149596 date=1272572117]


just find something you like doing and get bombass good at it then people will be like wow you're fly can i be your friend

this isnt really working of me and tf2 i mean im better at clicking on people than you are but noone says im fly
[/quote]

nobody says zane is fly either

[Surf314]

[quote author=Tim link=topic=3709.msg149634#msg149634 date=1272577616]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg149596#msg149596 date=1272572117]


just find something you like doing and get bombass good at it then people will be like wow you're fly can i be your friend

this isnt really working of me and tf2 i mean im better at clicking on people than you are but noone says im fly
[/quote]

nobody says zane is fly either
[/quote]

Does anyone say fly anymore?

[beep beep diglett]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg149661#msg149661 date=1272582691]
[quote author=Tim link=topic=3709.msg149634#msg149634 date=1272577616]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg149596#msg149596 date=1272572117]


just find something you like doing and get bombass good at it then people will be like wow you're fly can i be your friend

this isnt really working of me and tf2 i mean im better at clicking on people than you are but noone says im fly
[/quote]

nobody says zane is fly either
[/quote]

Does anyone say fly anymore?
[/quote]

no, which is why tim isnt fly

[Radio Raheem]

point is to impress people you have to choose the right hobby. i mean theyre all a waste of time but some are more acceptable

[Versus]

like masturbation

[Chief]

like masturbation

[Dtrain323i]

All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

[CaffeinePowered]

Month end closings can suck my balls

[Versus]

Month end closings can suck my balls

hot

[Luinbariel]

Hello, "random" student loan audit.

Goodbye, funding for university.

[Surf314]

Well the day ended shitty. My mom's cat got put down and I got my last two rejections. Wish this would have happened in reverse order and I got the UF acceptance last. Oh well time to bust my ass and make those other schools regret rejecting me.

[Eightball]

Just talked to my family today. My paternal grandmother, who has been hospitalized for the past week or two, has decided that she has lived long enough. She says that she is in constant pain, and that after my father visits her in New York, she will terminate life support. In a week or so, she'll be gone.

I'm not sure what to think or feel. I haven't seen her in years, although I know her life has been difficult. The death of my last grandparent hit me pretty hard, but now I feel sort of empty. I just hope the letter I wrote to her when I first heard she was in the hospital reaches her before it's too late.

[A. Crow]

If at all possible, go with your father to see her. It is important. 

[zaneyard]

Well, unfortunately my depression is back. I find it somewhat humorous how I can go from so high to so low in such a short amount of time.
I really wanna thank you guys for being here for me, I can't say I would be here without you all.
I know what's wrong with me and I know how to fix it, but it's just not working like I think it should.
I don't remember the last time that I've gone a long period of time where I haven't thought about killing myself.
I don't really think I ever could, but still, I think about it. I don't think it should be this way.

If there's ever anything I can do to repay you guys for all you've done for me I hope you don't hesitate to ask.
I wish I could blame this on something else, but I only feel that it is my own. Maybe if I had something to blame it would be easier for me. idk.


If I don't get this job I think I'm going to join the red cross or something.

Sorry if I've been short with anyone lately, i've just been having troubles with myself.
and now i'm happy again
maybe i just need a vacation...

[Geoff]

its ok mayne, i still love you no homo






















































maybe yes homo

[Luinbariel]

I'm sorry to hear that, Eightball.   I've yet to have anyone similarly close to me leave and I don't know what to say, except I'm here for you if you want to talk about it. I'm sure many of us are.




My own issues are lame in comparison. My student loan is being audited. They claim it is random and when I called the lady working my case, she claims I'm being audited because I might be eligible for a bursary... but something sneaky tells me she's just trying to put me off guard. I'm going to have to tell them about HeK now, which I hadn't been. This likely means I will never get a loan from them again. It's not too too bad... I'm almost done school. Still, it's shitty enough. I should have been up front about all that in the first place probably, but it wasn't HeK's burden to pay for my schooling.

[Turtle]

I fucking hate my name

[rumsfald]

I fucking hate my name

Mr.Face was better. Just sayin'

[Turtle]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg150061#msg150061 date=1272749272]
I fucking hate my name

Mr.Face was better. Just sayin'
[/quote]
No i mean my actual name, Keith

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg150063#msg150063 date=1272750392]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg150061#msg150061 date=1272749272]
I fucking hate my name

Mr.Face was better. Just sayin'
[/quote]
No i mean my actual name, Keith
[/quote]
keith tha chief