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[Versus]

NSFW i'll spray my spray anytime you wanna fap

[copulatingduck]

NSFW i'll spray my spray anytime you wanna fap

i hate you

[Versus]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=2632.msg150531#msg150531 date=1272945439]
NSFW i'll spray my spray anytime you wanna fap

i hate you
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raped with ease

[Ianki]

one second ago i found out by accident that "b" in the web bar redirects to /b/....

I would hate for my mother to land there.

[Greatbacon]

So I watched the first episode of The Wire today.  This show is pretty legit.

Fuck, I had finals to study for too...

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=2632.msg150531#msg150531 date=1272945439]
NSFW i'll spray my spray anytime you wanna fap

i hate you
[/quote]Thanks for the heads up ducky.

Finals are coming here too,  English is done already, but geography and history are going to be doozies.

[Professor Funbucks]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=2632.msg150532#msg150532 date=1272945509]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=2632.msg150531#msg150531 date=1272945439]
NSFW i'll spray my spray anytime you wanna fap

i hate you
[/quote]Thanks for the heads up ducky.

Finals are coming here too,  English is done already, but geography and history are going to be doozies.
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*mouse over*
gurochan.net
um no

[Radio Raheem]

the wires awesome man. just gets better as it goes

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg150500#msg150500 date=1272938982]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=2632.msg150481#msg150481 date=1272935861]
Year ago, super christian mom finds porn on my computer and only tells me not to get unrealistic ideas about sex. Lets me keep the porn.
Yesterday, usually chill dad finds non-nude, non-pornographic pictures of hot girls and flips the fuck out. I had to get rid of it.
I don't get it.

How the hell are your parents finding porn on your computer?


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This is an incredibly good point.  Either your computer is not secure (tisk tisk) or you're not even bothering to hide your porn (tisk tisk tisk tisk)
[/quote]

Yes, clearly, naming your pics like cum_guzzling_slut_001.jpeg is going to get them found, or putting them in places like C:\My Documents\My Pictures\Porn is also going to get them found.

Bury them in a gigantic folder tree, and better yet since your parents keep finding them, in many smaller caches, like bury RAR files inside of game directories, extract and view only when necessary, then delete the images, leaving the RAR file.

Oh and password the RAR file too, and password the folder its in, for added effect, make the folder hidden and set folder view options to not show hidden folders. But since you know where it is you can just reset the options whenever you like.

[SAVAGE-0]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg150510#msg150510 date=1272941034]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg150500#msg150500 date=1272938982]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=2632.msg150481#msg150481 date=1272935861]
Year ago, super christian mom finds porn on my computer and only tells me not to get unrealistic ideas about sex. Lets me keep the porn.
Yesterday, usually chill dad finds non-nude, non-pornographic pictures of hot girls and flips the fuck out. I had to get rid of it.
I don't get it.

How the hell are your parents finding porn on your computer?


[/quote]

This is an incredibly good point.  Either your computer is not secure (tisk tisk) or you're not even bothering to hide your porn (tisk tisk tisk tisk)
[/quote]

Yes, clearly, naming your pics like cum_guzzling_slut_001.jpeg is going to get them found, or putting them in places like C:\My Documents\My Pictures\Porn is also going to get them found.

Bury them in a gigantic folder tree, and better yet since your parents keep finding them, in many smaller caches, like bury RAR files inside of game directories, extract and view only when necessary, then delete the images, leaving the RAR file.

Oh and password the RAR file too, and password the folder its in, for added effect, make the folder hidden and set folder view options to not show hidden folders. But since you know where it is you can just reset the options whenever you like.
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oh the joys of living on your own... my porn folder is on the desktop labled PRONZ and the icon is a pair of tits

[copulatingduck]

Yes, clearly, naming your pics like cum_guzzling_slut_001.jpeg is going to get them found, or putting them in places like C:\My Documents\My Pictures\Porn is also going to get them found.

Bury them in a gigantic folder tree, and better yet since your parents keep finding them, in many smaller caches, like bury RAR files inside of game directories, extract and view only when necessary, then delete the images, leaving the RAR file.

Oh and password the RAR file too, and password the folder its in, for added effect, make the folder hidden and set folder view options to not show hidden folders. But since you know where it is you can just reset the options whenever you like.

i forgot the password to a 3.5GB rar I kept and finally had to throw it away a couple months ago :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

other than that, I used to follow that exact process, all the way down to hidden file abuse

[beep beep diglett]

yeah i thought that was the oldest trick in the book tortilla tell us how you were hiding your shit so we can laugh at you

[Vlambo]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg150510#msg150510 date=1272941034]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg150500#msg150500 date=1272938982]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=2632.msg150481#msg150481 date=1272935861]
Year ago, super christian mom finds porn on my computer and only tells me not to get unrealistic ideas about sex. Lets me keep the porn.
Yesterday, usually chill dad finds non-nude, non-pornographic pictures of hot girls and flips the fuck out. I had to get rid of it.
I don't get it.

How the hell are your parents finding porn on your computer?


[/quote]

This is an incredibly good point.  Either your computer is not secure (tisk tisk) or you're not even bothering to hide your porn (tisk tisk tisk tisk)
[/quote]

Yes, clearly, naming your pics like cum_guzzling_slut_001.jpeg is going to get them found, or putting them in places like C:\My Documents\My Pictures\Porn is also going to get them found.

Bury them in a gigantic folder tree, and better yet since your parents keep finding them, in many smaller caches, like bury RAR files inside of game directories, extract and view only when necessary, then delete the images, leaving the RAR file.

Oh and password the RAR file too, and password the folder its in, for added effect, make the folder hidden and set folder view options to not show hidden folders. But since you know where it is you can just reset the options whenever you like.
[/quote]

Or go by my one rule for porn: Never download porn, only stream

[A. Crow]

I remember way back in high school, me and my dad ran cat5 cable through our house and set up a home network, shared drives, all the good stuff.  About the time I was rummaging through his porn stash on his computer over the network, I discovered he was rummaging through my porn stash on my computer through the network.  I had a friend there who was like "dude, you're dad is stealing your porn, that's really fucked up."

[Geoff]

save folder as rar, rename extension to .jpeg or .doc.  rename to .rar and extract whenever you want.

[CaffeinePowered]

save folder as rar, rename extension to .jpeg or .doc.  rename to .rar and extract whenever you want.

jpeg-rars, hiding rars in 4chan uploads since 2004

[Mission Difficult]

save folder as rar, rename extension to .jpeg or .doc.  rename to .rar and extract whenever you want.

Even better, copy /b YOUR.JPG + YOUR.rar YOUR.jpg

[Geoff]

the more that i think about it tortilla is kinda dumb for letting anyone find his porn

[Didzo]

I remember way back in high school, me and my dad ran cat5 cable through our house and set up a home network, shared drives, all the good stuff.  About the time I was rummaging through his porn stash on his computer over the network, I discovered he was rummaging through my porn stash on my computer through the network.  I had a friend there who was like "dude, you're dad is stealing your porn, that's really fucked up."

I lol'd.

[rumsfald]

In catholic school, we had a priest who talked about sex-ed and who was comfortable with folks rubbing one out.

Hang-ups about sex about are the worst hang-ups. So what if your mom knows you whack it, she ain't gonna stop you. You know that, she knows that, and she knows you know that, so why pretend?

In your teens, talking about masturbation is seen as weird, in your early twenties talking about it is edgy/progressive. By your thirties the only weird people are the ones who still are not comfortable talking about it, or worse those who deny it.