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05-12-2010, 12:01 PM

(05-12-2010, 01:34 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=cbre88x link=topic=3709.msg151954#msg151954 date=1273632622]

yes but if you end up talking to some girl below age of consent and she tells her parents you fucked when you didnt or she screams rape..

Zane would be fine - his hymen is still intact.
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sick burn rummy


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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beep beep diglett
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05-12-2010, 03:43 PM

violently ill since 5 pm yesterday :<
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Radio Raheem
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05-12-2010, 03:47 PM

hey fuck you lost you ruined my perfect ending you bastards. the skeletons in the caves from season 1 like episode 3? yeah that was supposed to turn out to be jack and kate somehow you retards. i knew it from the start it just made sense. and hey look this all becomes possibly last season but no you retard writers just shit all over my head i hate you so much. you probly play pyros you fucking downies




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05-12-2010, 03:49 PM

lost has sucked since season 2 what did you expect
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05-12-2010, 03:50 PM

(05-12-2010, 03:47 PM)Tim link Wrote: hey fuck you lost you ruined my perfect ending you bastards. the skeletons in the caves from season 1 like episode 3? yeah that was supposed to turn out to be jack and kate somehow you retards. i knew it from the start it just made sense. and hey look this all becomes possibly last season but no you retard writers just shit all over my head i hate you so much. you probly play pyros you fucking downies

lolz. PSYCHED.

it's going to be an intense next episode and season finale.


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copulatingduck
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05-12-2010, 04:03 PM

(05-12-2010, 03:49 PM)lil d link Wrote: pyro has been bad since tfc what did you expect

umad brah?

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05-13-2010, 12:36 AM

First job interview in months and it looks like I won't get hired...


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05-13-2010, 01:31 AM

lost like 12 duels in a row in quake including a 43 to -2. i want to go hang myself




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PyroZombie
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05-13-2010, 01:53 AM

My nightmarish 4-year experience was revisited today when I saw someone who looked like a certain someone.


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Blue Crew.....I got nothing flashy set up.
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05-13-2010, 04:03 AM

(05-13-2010, 01:31 AM)Tim link Wrote: lost like 12 duels in a row in quake including a 43 to -2. i want to go hang myself

whenever you get a frag spam RIPPED LIKE PAPER


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Turtle
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05-13-2010, 04:25 PM

Just found the bromance of a lifetime in tf2 and his computer crashed.

What a world we live in where you can't stalk find someone over the internet


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SAVAGE-0
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05-14-2010, 10:17 AM

omfg worst day EVERRRRRRR

super duper hangover so i went into work late to find 5 babies/todlers running around screaming.  they left after 25 minutes and I went to my normal schedule of watching tv while working.... hulu updated their player and DOESNT WORK ANY MOREEEEEEEE noooooooooooooooo

so pissed


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05-14-2010, 01:00 PM

(05-14-2010, 10:17 AM)SAVAGE-0 link Wrote: super duper hangover so i went into work late to find 5 babies/todlers running around screaming.  they left after 25 minutes and I went to my normal schedule of watching tv while working.... hulu updated their player and DOESNT WORK ANY MOREEEEEEEE noooooooooooooooo

so pissed

Shaking babies/toddlers is always a good substitution when you can't watch TV.  Make it happen.
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HeK
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05-14-2010, 11:10 PM

So, who wants to guess what I encountered to do this to my hand?

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05-14-2010, 11:18 PM

(05-14-2010, 11:10 PM)HeK link Wrote: So, who wants to guess what I encountered to do this to my hand?

....a lion?
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Radio Raheem
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05-14-2010, 11:57 PM

hammers do that to me sometimes




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05-15-2010, 12:35 AM

(05-14-2010, 11:10 PM)HeK link Wrote: So, who wants to guess what I encountered to do this to my hand?
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it's common to get those blood blisters as a percussionist if you put too much strain on certain areas of the hand. i've had those in the palm of the hand before. they aren't fun.


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copulatingduck
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05-15-2010, 02:25 AM

i bet james gets a lot of them


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05-15-2010, 07:27 AM

(05-14-2010, 11:10 PM)HeK link Wrote: So, who wants to guess what I encountered to do this to my hand?

I'm going to guess that you encountered an epically long recording session for Helter Skelter.


Blisters
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SAVAGE-0
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05-15-2010, 11:46 AM

i wouldda popped the shit out of that thing b4 it was remotely that big...

my guess is hammer tho as well - or you shut it in between a door or some sort


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