The "Fuck my life" thread

[Black Aspen]

I am fucking SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.

No, not this way:


This way:

^Note:  What is this?  Versus bedroom over here?  A-Oh!

[Surf314]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlif...rtage.html

We are running out of anti-venom so you guys should stay away from poisonous bitey things.

[K2]

Though I always think they would be better if they were giant, made out of titanium, and had a rocket launcher and gatling gun mounted on either side.

[beep beep diglett]

why do people freak out about bugs in food, i mean, its extra protein ad you dont really notice so its like a bonus

[Eschatos]

why do people freak out about jizz in food, i mean, its extra protein ad you dont really notice so its like a bonus

[beep beep diglett]

umm yes

[Versus]

hello there

[Eightball]

(I didn't know about any of this beforehand so feel free to laugh at my misfortune)

Just finished playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl. The ending cutscene seemed a little off; I asked the monolith to make me rich...and it was a bad ending. It didn't have anything to do with my amnesia or any of this shit. So I hunted around the level before I see the monolith. Found a ladder that went up into a hallway...with a locked and keycoded door. I didn't see any way to get the code, so I finally had to consult an online guide.

I was supposed to grab some obscure item in the previous level that was never alluded to in the game dialogue.

There is no way to go back.

I can never see the good ending without playing the entire game over.

[Greatbacon]

(I didn't know about any of this beforehand so feel free to laugh at my misfortune)

Just finished playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl. The ending cutscene seemed a little off; I asked the monolith to make me rich...and it was a bad ending. It didn't have anything to do with my amnesia or any of this shit. So I hunted around the level before I see the monolith. Found a ladder that went up into a hallway...with a locked and keycoded door. I didn't see any way to get the code, so I finally had to consult an online guide.

I was supposed to grab some obscure item in the previous level that was never alluded to in the game dialogue.

There is no way to go back.

I can never see the good ending without playing the entire game over.

You should just be able to spawn the item from the console.

[Didzo]

20 page, single-spaced, typed lab report due Thursday morning.

[zaneyard]

20 page, single-spaced, typed lab report due Thursday morning.

do it wednesday night douch

[Didzo]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg153046#msg153046 date=1274255839]
20 page, single-spaced, typed lab report due Thursday morning.

do it wednesday night douch
[/quote]

Only so much you can do in one all-nighter dumbshit.

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg153049#msg153049 date=1274256383]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg153046#msg153046 date=1274255839]
20 page, single-spaced, typed lab report due Thursday morning.

do it wednesday night douch
[/quote]

Only so much you can do in one all-nighter dumbshit.
[/quote]
hell yeah i spent my whole school and college career doing shit the night before
i'm just screwin with you man calm down

[CaffeinePowered]

You should just be able to spawn the item from the console.

This is why PC games have developer console access

[Eschatos]

[quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg153039#msg153039 date=1274248286]
(I didn't know about any of this beforehand so feel free to laugh at my misfortune)

Just finished playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl. The ending cutscene seemed a little off; I asked the monolith to make me rich...and it was a bad ending. It didn't have anything to do with my amnesia or any of this shit. So I hunted around the level before I see the monolith. Found a ladder that went up into a hallway...with a locked and keycoded door. I didn't see any way to get the code, so I finally had to consult an online guide.

I was supposed to grab some obscure item in the previous level that was never alluded to in the game dialogue.

There is no way to go back.

I can never see the good ending without playing the entire game over.

You should just be able to spawn the item from the console.
[/quote]

The whole of the main story leads to you getting a quest to get the flash drive long before you leave for Pripyat.  It even tells you where to go.

[Eightball]

[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3709.msg153040#msg153040 date=1274249737]
[quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg153039#msg153039 date=1274248286]
Herp I'm a derp

You should just be able to spawn the item from the console.
[/quote]
The whole of the main story leads to you getting a quest to get the flash drive long before you leave for Pripyat.  It even tells you where to go.
[/quote]
I already grabbed Strelok's flash drive if that's what you mean; I never talked to Doctor or what-his-name to learn my identity. However, I checked some Youtube videos and figured out that you can use a physics trick to open the door. Dropping a gauss rifle when standing right against the door hinges forces it open for some reason. I tried it, and it worked.

[liquid108]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: How to open the secret door without decoder!

what i did on my first play through
edit- should have finished reading your post eightball. lol

[A. Crow]

when you line up 2 dates in the same day with two different redheads, one of them should really be worth a damn. 

[Surf314]

Its so damn hot it's making me really tired.

[Vandamguy]

when you line up 2 dates in the same day with two different redheads, one of them should really be worth a damn. 

http://coedmagazine.com/2009/08/28/101-r...-redheads/

let me know if this helps.