The Drunk Thread

[ThunderStain]

Hahaha. Ive been around when my friends were on shrooms. We had to get rid of like 90 dollars worth of shrooms in a night and it was split like 70/30 between 2 guys. It was awesome to watch.

[Professor Funbucks]

Hahaha. Ive been around when my friends were on shrooms. We had to get rid of like 90 dollars worth of shrooms in a night and it was split like 70/30 between 2 guys. It was awesome to watch.

90 dollars is like 15-16 grams in ottawa.
man threshold dose for starters is like 2gs and anything above 5gs is considered a HERO DOSE
Your friends are either idiots or damn experienced psychonauts

[ThunderStain]

[quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=753.msg153462#msg153462 date=1274455644]
Hahaha. Ive been around when my friends were on shrooms. We had to get rid of like 90 dollars worth of shrooms in a night and it was split like 70/30 between 2 guys. It was awesome to watch.

90 dollars is like 15-16 grams in ottawa.
man threadhold dose for starters is like 2gs and anything above 5gs is considered a HERO DOSE
Your friends are either idiots or damn experienced psychonauts
[/quote]

This was nowhere near 15 grams man. We live in the shitty-est part of of newfoundland where its either an 8 hour drive to get in or a plane ticket thats around 2 grand. I think this was either 4 or 6 grams. I remember it being an even number.

tldr: shit is expensive

[Professor Funbucks]

wtvs
anyways, gonna go drinking tonight for the first time in a while
eh hopefully it's good

[Surf314]

People picked them out of cow poop here. Then farmers started salting their cows, and shooting kids with rock salt guns. I've been on several expeditions, none with any success.

[Professor Funbucks]

People picked them out of cow poop here. Then farmers started salting their cows, and shooting kids with rock salt guns. I've been on several expeditions, none with any success.

Yeah that's pretty much the most common way to find them, but the more potent ones are usually found out in the woods.
Also, what does the salting do to the mush?
also ps if you are grossed out by the fact that they're picked from poop, well, before you eat them you're supposed to lightly wash them with cold water and dry them out for a week or 2
then you make tea with them instead of eating them

[Luinbariel]

People picked them out of cow poop here. Then farmers started salting their cows, and shooting kids with rock salt guns. I've been on several expeditions, none with any success.

This... sounds like Supernatural.

Salting things, shooting things with rock salt... just like in the show.
I was so confused when I read this.

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=753.msg153482#msg153482 date=1274464039]
People picked them out of cow poop here. Then farmers started salting their cows, and shooting kids with rock salt guns. I've been on several expeditions, none with any success.

Yeah that's pretty much the most common way to find them, but the more potent ones are usually found out in the woods.
Also, what does the salting do to the mush?
also ps if you are grossed out by the fact that they're picked from poop, well, before you eat them you're supposed to lightly wash them with cold water and dry them out for a week or 2
then you make tea with them instead of eating them
[/quote]

I dunno if it is actual salt but that is what they call it, it's something they add to the feed that prevents mushrooms from being able to grow in their poop. Farmers got sick of chasing kids off their property that they started taking measures. Also I heard that getting shot with a rock salt bullet is terrible.

[SAVAGE-0]

currently taking advantage of my parents surround house sound system blasting toxicity (whole album obvi.) whilst screaming / dancing (moshing really) around the house while they're out at a neil young concert

my parents are awesome for making a mini keg of sangria... but thats gone now so on to the vodka!

[copulatingduck]

omg toxicity owns

[Eightball]

So I tried playing TF2 while tipsy (read: not drunk) and it was really pretty funny how I was able to push the cart as scout literally running circles around it as soldiers and shit fired at me. fuckin' batted a heavy with the sandman too, I lol'd hard.

EDIT: Fuck let me fix those typos

[A. Crow]

It's friday night, and I am not drunk.



... because i had to drive her back to her car at some point...

[rumsfald]

It's friday night, and I am not drunk.

... because i had to drive her back to her car at some point...

The point to drive her back would be after a proper breakfast, at which time you would have sobered up. Can she not see the inherent logic in this?

[Ianki]

i wasted a good night of bourbon with episodes of torchwood.

Sunday's lost finale can't come fast enough.

[copulatingduck]

i love alcohol
q

[A. Crow]

bump. 


Yeah, that's all I got.  It's been an ok night, nothing spectacular. 

[rumsfald]

[quote author=Ianki link=topic=753.msg153003#msg153003 date=1274235994]
I would give you shit about killing 1750 ML in five nights, but.......

RB, reinstalled.
[/quote]

Another one bites the dust. Last one for a while - the "woman" I have to live with for the next several months accused me of being an alki, saying that's why I'm leaving. So, as I drank my last drop from the bottle, I looked her in the eye and swore off all hard liquor, and after a week or so of beer, no more beer. I'll quit it all just so she understands without a doubt that she is the reason that I'm leaving.

...

Then when I leave I'll get my drink on again.

[A. Crow]

Rummy.  You are a great man.  But, speaking from experience, GTFO or put her ass on the curb already.  The extended time with her will destroy your soul, not hers- because most women don't have a soul (DISCLAIMER: if you're reading this, and are female, you probably have a soul ^.^b GG Luin).

That out of the way, I am drunk as fuck. 

[Luinbariel]

Rummy.  You are a great man.  But, speaking from experience, GTFO or put her ass on the curb already.  The extended time with her will destroy your soul, not hers- because most women don't have a soul (DISCLAIMER: if you're reading this, and are female, you probably have a soul ^.^b GG Luin).

That out of the way, I am drunk as fuck. 

<3

[copulatingduck]

blargle