The "Fuck my life" thread

[Radio Raheem]

youre in northern florida? im sorry to hear that man

[commish]

Tried to apply at IBM, they send you an e-mail survey to complete, turns out it's a hard math test, it beat the shit out of me

[A. Crow]

In order to diminish the drain on my savings these girls are having, I started looking for a part time job while I continue my search for a decent career starter.  I applied at Office depot today.  I fucking hate retail.  FML. 

[Black Aspen]

In order to diminish the drain on my savings these girls are having, I started looking for a part time job while I continue my search for a decent career starter.  I applied at Office depot today.  I fucking hate retail.  FML. 

Crow, make sure that where ever you end up working, they let you grow that sweet ass beard again.

[Didzo]

I'm still up.

[at0m]

In order to diminish the drain on my savings these girls are having, I started looking for a part time job while I continue my search for a decent career starter.  I applied at Office depot today.  I fucking hate retail.  FML. 

wait didn't you just finish some sort of crazy military training? isn't that your job?

[Surf314]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg154072#msg154072 date=1274752769]
In order to diminish the drain on my savings these girls are having, I started looking for a part time job while I continue my search for a decent career starter.  I applied at Office depot today.  I fucking hate retail.  FML. 

wait didn't you just finish some sort of crazy military training? isn't that your job?
[/quote]

Yea don't you owe them 4 years? Also military is supposed to help you a lot in the job market. At least that's what I heard....maybe from a military recruiter. NM.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg154129#msg154129 date=1274784309]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg154072#msg154072 date=1274752769]
In order to diminish the drain on my savings these girls are having, I started looking for a part time job while I continue my search for a decent career starter.  I applied at Office depot today.  I fucking hate retail.  FML. 

wait didn't you just finish some sort of crazy military training? isn't that your job?
[/quote]

Yea don't you owe them 4 years? Also military is supposed to help you a lot in the job market. At least that's what I heard....maybe from a military recruiter. NM.
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Reserves.  No, they don't help you get a job, you help yourself. 

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg154132#msg154132 date=1274792155]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg154129#msg154129 date=1274784309]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg154072#msg154072 date=1274752769]
In order to diminish the drain on my savings these girls are having, I started looking for a part time job while I continue my search for a decent career starter.  I applied at Office depot today.  I fucking hate retail.  FML. 

wait didn't you just finish some sort of crazy military training? isn't that your job?
[/quote]

Yea don't you owe them 4 years? Also military is supposed to help you a lot in the job market. At least that's what I heard....maybe from a military recruiter. NM.
[/quote]

Reserves.  No, they don't help you get a job, you help yourself. 
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Still good to list on a resume though

[Didzo]

Dawn approaches, still typing.

[CaffeinePowered]

Sent an invoice to a customer, they come back asking why the total amount is higher than the labor summary they signed on site. Well...on the summary, in normal sized font right next to the total it says "Do not include equipment rental, misc. receipts, and per diem". On the invoice I sent these are clearly broken out for them...yet they still don't understand why the totals don't match....?

Seriously some people are fucking retarded.

[A. Crow]

I've decided, to avoid further annoyances, to no longer date girls who have living parents. 

[Greatbacon]

In order to diminish the drain on my savings these girls are having, I started looking for a part time job while I continue my search for a decent career starter.  I applied at Office depot today.  I fucking hate retail.  FML. 

[at0m]

I've decided, to avoid further annoyances, to no longer date girls who have living parents. 

Do are you hunting for Orphans or GILFs?

[Professor Funbucks]

It's really late right now and I'm about to go to sleep but I'm really having a hard time right now.
:C

[rumsfald]

[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg154732#msg154732 date=1275105241]
I've decided, to avoid further annoyances, to no longer date girls who have living parents. 

Do are you hunting for Orphans or GILFs?
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Or he's becoming a serial killer of parents.

[Black Aspen]

I've decided, to avoid further annoyances, to no longer date girls who have living parents. 

Crow - "Soooo...  Are your parents still around?"
Girl - "...  Uhhh... What do you mean?  Like, do I still live with them or something?"
Crow - "No!  Ugh...  I mean, are they still in the realm of the living?  They alive or dead?"
Girl - "Oh...  Well, my father died when I was 7.  I took it really hard for years, but I finally moved on with my life about a year ago.  I don't want to say I'm over it, but I'm...  at peace, you know?"
Crow - "What about the other one?"
Girl - "My mother? She's still very much alive.  It was actually her love tha-"
Crow - "Pfffffft."

Mid-meal, Crow then drags his arm across the table cascading its contents onto the floor.  He then storms out of his seat, flipping the girl off while making a beeline for the door.

The same scene would play out in Crow's life 12 more times.  Now, for the 13th time... Well...  That's a whole 'nother story.

[Luinbariel]

* Weather channel reports severe thunderstorms and tornado watches for the farm area
* The house is a trailer surrounded by many old, tall trees in the middle of nowhere


FUUUUUU-

Nothing happened yet but we saw some scary shit on the way home. Pictures when I get back to the city tomorrow. I will honestly be surprised if this storm system does not spawn at least one tornado somewhere.

[Radio Raheem]

i saw a tornado once and it reminded me of twister and then i remembered i fucking hate helen hunt and she sucks so bad she almost ruined castaway which was kinda crappy anyway but wow did she almost kill it for me

[Chief]

* Weather channel reports severe thunderstorms and tornado watches for the farm area
* The house is a trailer surrounded by many old, tall trees in the middle of nowhere


FUUUUUU-

Nothing happened yet but we saw some scary shit on the way home. Pictures when I get back to the city tomorrow. I will honestly be surprised if this storm system does not spawn at least one tornado somewhere.

yeah i was driving in the city friday morning it was fucking hell
the lightning was pretty cool though